Historical men and women you would like to have loved or been?

sammiluvscock

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Bit of a weird one, probably because I didn’t have work this morning and haven’t had any outlet to use up my energy! Not being geeky or anything, but what historical character would you have liked to have been? Or maybe whom would you like to have had the opportunity to share some quality time with?

So obviously I’ll go first!

Theodora, wife of Justinian, Byzantine Emperor.

Wiki Article

Theodora was an amazing woman, she rose from the lowest rungs of society to become an the wife of the Emperor of the Byzantines (the continuation of the Roman Empire that survived until 1453)! She started off as an actress and had a very saucy reputation. She cleaned up her act in later life, but was one of those women who definitely enjoyed life to the full when in her prime of youth, a phenomenon that has always thrown up examples in the western world.

A scholar called Procopius wrote a book called the “Secret History” which was basically an attempt to discredit the Emperor Justinian and his wife Theodora. Think of Procopius as a Christan Evangelist or something to that effect an old man who moaned when others had fun. Its pages on Theodora make for very interesting reading!

As said, she started off as an actress, which was a pretty low form of occupation back then, not dissimilar to prostitution. She had an eye for men and was very very naughty! Definitly a role model for moi lol! Anyway, two of the juicier quotes from Procopius’ book!


On the field of pleasure she was never defeated. Often she would go picnicking with ten young men or more, in the flower of their strength and virility, and dallied with them all, the whole night through. When they wearied of the sport, she would approach their servants, perhaps thirty in number, and fight a duel with each of these; and even thus found no allayment of her craving.

Wowee!!

And even better

And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries.

Anyway suffice to say, the Emperor fell in love with her and first Theodora became his lover, and then wife. All that power! Although eventually I think she dabbled a little too much in religion and there was a bit of violence and controversy.

But still, sounds like she had an absolutely amazing life as a young woman! Very naughty and she could quite easily have lived in the modern world, in fact I think she would have thrived.

I think I would very much have liked to have been Theodora, particularly in her younger days, failing that, her best friend, I think we would have got on very well together and had one or two stories to share with one another!

Anyone else have similiar fantasies?

xx
 
damn. she had a high sex drive. to fuck around with 10 guys and still need more? i'm surprised the Emporer's cock didn't fall off from the sex and/or diseases.
 
Sammi, I think I'll have to opt to be Bacchus, the Greek god of wine. While Bacchus was allowed to do his job under the influence, it's not the socially-acceptable role of head wino that lures me. It's the Bacchae, a band of sex-crazed women who wandered the forests with wreathes of laurel in their hair, wearing little and well, there weren't a lot of guys around except Bacchus. Unfortunately, history doesn't chronicle a wild night with the Bacchae except in Euripides' play of the same name. I do hope someone finds a scroll in the Middle East that does for Bacchus what the Marquis de Sade did for modern sexuality.

Thanks for your thread, Sammi. Great food (and drink) for thought.
Gary
 
I'd quite like to have been one of the knights of the round table, in King Arthur's court.

A woman I'd like to have met, even further back in history would be Boadicea, I'd have enjoying trying to enjoy her legendary fiery fiestiness!
 
Wow, glad others responded to this. Another woman I think I would have enjoyed being is Lucrazia Borgias, she defo had fun!! :p
 
Didn't Leonardo DiCaprio get it on with her in the back seat of a Ford Model T? :D

No, she was played by Kathy Bates... who can put more venom into calling some one a dirty bird than I can into fucking shithead (not directed just the truth:():D
 
Alexander the Great.
Most Roman Emperors before they started to soften up.
Heck, any Ancient Roman patrician if I could only get my hands on them :D
 
No, she was played by Kathy Bates... who can put more venom into calling some one a dirty bird than I can into fucking shithead (not directed just the truth:():D

Sorry if I came across wrong. Would it have sounded better if I said I wanted to be Leonardo DiCaprio? :eek:
 

When I was younger I admired her a lot, was fascinated by the fact that she was so religious (an inspiration at the time) and that she had stood out in a time in when men dominated anything, and she did it in what even now is still a male institution (the armed forces), and even more importantly she wasn't born into that position. So many Queens were of great significance, but they were born into the role, and men would kind of grudgingly understand that. Joan was nothing, who became everything!
 
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