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Coach Todd Haley: Hey, Tyler. Can you come over here a second?
Quarterback Tyler Palko(looks up from braiding third-stringer Ricky Stanzi's hair): Just a second, coach. I'm still working on Ricky's French braid.
Haley: Tyler, it's kind of important.
Palko: You're right, coach. If I don't get this done before the quarter starts, he's going to have a half-done braid on national television.
Haley (looking at Romeo Crennel): Romeo, little help here?
Crennel: Sorry, Todd, got my hands full here (looks down at his hands, which are literally full of Polish sausages).
Haley (looks at Kyle Orton, who has been soft-tossing a football for the entire first quarter): Carl, get in there.
Orton (under his breath as he slides on his helmet): It's Kyle ... or Neckbeard.
lol - I saw that too just a few minutes ago...
Dat dere is some funny shit man!



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