Dear Santa....
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Britwitch
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Dear Santa,
I would love something special for Christmas night....something slinky and sparkly...something like this...
I would love something special for Christmas night....something slinky and sparkly...something like this...
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fr33ks33k
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Festive, you say? Well in that case, what I want from Santa is a redhead (lots of freckles preferred but not required) in green fishnet stockings wearing a gingerbread and Red Vines bikini. She should be wrapped with garland at the wrists and her legs should be done up similarly, though held in a kneeling position (garland color is up to Mr. Claus). The bow and tag should be on a red leather collar around her neck, along with a single jingle bell.
Whattaya say, Ol' Saint Nick? I know I've been naughty, but it's damn nice for those who receive. And the season is about giving, right?
Whattaya say, Ol' Saint Nick? I know I've been naughty, but it's damn nice for those who receive. And the season is about giving, right?
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Festive, you say? Well in that case, what I want from Santa is a redhead (lots of freckles preferred but not required) in green fishnet stockings wearing a gingerbread and Red Vines bikini. She should be wrapped with garland at the wrists and her legs should be done up similarly, though held in a kneeling position (garland color is up to Mr. Claus). The bow and tag should be on a red leather collar around her neck, along with a single jingle bell.
Whattaya say, Ol' Saint Nick? I know I've been naughty, but it's damn nice for those who receive. And the season is about giving, right?
meeeeeow.
hot damn.
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All I want is a kitten. Pretty please?
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Dear Fat Bastard...I know we have not been on speaking terms since I groined you.
But I thought I would ask you anyway.
I want a Job.
I want a Harem of well trained mixed gender Switches, so I can be the boss.. an get spanked to.
I want to own Kyoto Japan.. or at least 30% of it.
I want my own movie studio where I can make porn that is actually entertaining as well as sexy.. stories with plots!
And, I want my own TARDIS.. or David ******t.. what ever is easyer.
But I thought I would ask you anyway.
I want a Job.
I want a Harem of well trained mixed gender Switches, so I can be the boss.. an get spanked to.
I want to own Kyoto Japan.. or at least 30% of it.
I want my own movie studio where I can make porn that is actually entertaining as well as sexy.. stories with plots!
And, I want my own TARDIS.. or David ******t.. what ever is easyer.
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Dear Santa,
Several times this week I've been told i was a good girl. So listen up. I want my divorce, i want round trip tickets (that's plural) to AZ, and i want everyone whose experienced, or is experiencing any loss or grief to be compensated in love and chocolate.
Several times this week I've been told i was a good girl. So listen up. I want my divorce, i want round trip tickets (that's plural) to AZ, and i want everyone whose experienced, or is experiencing any loss or grief to be compensated in love and chocolate.
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meeeeeow.
hot damn.
What can I say? I have a very vivid imagination.
TakodaVega
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Dear Santa -
What I would love is for someone to not take my love and affection for granted and reteach me that love isn't just about the sex, and that for once I'm worth more to someone than just the sex. Also can you please find me someone who is willing to actually keep their word to me? And won't judge me? Or make me feel worthless? I think that's too much to ask on occasion but please - this Christmas I need to be proven wrong.
Also finding somebody to write with who doesn't cower away from my muse but strokes it would also be nice, but not as much of a Requirement as the other one but would be nice all the same. I've been a good Vega-kit this year.
What I would love is for someone to not take my love and affection for granted and reteach me that love isn't just about the sex, and that for once I'm worth more to someone than just the sex. Also can you please find me someone who is willing to actually keep their word to me? And won't judge me? Or make me feel worthless? I think that's too much to ask on occasion but please - this Christmas I need to be proven wrong.
Also finding somebody to write with who doesn't cower away from my muse but strokes it would also be nice, but not as much of a Requirement as the other one but would be nice all the same. I've been a good Vega-kit this year.
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Dearest Santa,
I don't know how you're going to enter my home, being that I don't have a chimney in my apartment.
I also don't know where you're going to put the pony and mass amounts of cook wear I've asked for for Christmas... but I'll leave that up to you to work out. If you have to put them outside because of space issues, I understand. But please make sure they're clearly marked as mine so that my sister doesn't steal my pony. Again.
<3
I don't know how you're going to enter my home, being that I don't have a chimney in my apartment.
I also don't know where you're going to put the pony and mass amounts of cook wear I've asked for for Christmas... but I'll leave that up to you to work out. If you have to put them outside because of space issues, I understand. But please make sure they're clearly marked as mine so that my sister doesn't steal my pony. Again.
<3
fr33ks33k
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This made me chuckle. Though, you know how he gets into houses without chimneys, right? He is a magical being after all. No hard task to create a space to slide down through.
Then again, there are those who believe Santa is actually a ninja.... >.> <.< >.>
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Dearest Santa~
In order of importance, I would like~a new suede flogger, ( I can get my own person to use it on...) at least ONE leather crop, a decent hand made paddle...oak if at all possible.
I would also appreciate it if you allowed all of my friends, both here and in the real world, to have a few days of rest and recuperation, as 2011 seemed to kick the utter hell out of all of us.
Thanks.
Luna
In order of importance, I would like~a new suede flogger, ( I can get my own person to use it on...) at least ONE leather crop, a decent hand made paddle...oak if at all possible.
I would also appreciate it if you allowed all of my friends, both here and in the real world, to have a few days of rest and recuperation, as 2011 seemed to kick the utter hell out of all of us.
Thanks.
Luna
Dear Santa,
I know that I always ask for physical items, but this year, I would rather you take all of it, from yourself, from my family, from my friends, and give it to people who truly need it.
I want you to give each and every person that I know, here, on Yahoo, in the real world, at least one, true moment of peace. No worry, to pain, so stress. A simple peaceful moment to be one with the universe and all it's glory.
Thank you,
Sasha~
P.S. I still believe in you, with all my heart.
P.P.S. Okay, I'll be a little selfish and ask for a beautiful woman to pull me under the mistletoe and kiss me with passion, even if it's a drunk friend. Bonus points for a little grope.
I know that I always ask for physical items, but this year, I would rather you take all of it, from yourself, from my family, from my friends, and give it to people who truly need it.
I want you to give each and every person that I know, here, on Yahoo, in the real world, at least one, true moment of peace. No worry, to pain, so stress. A simple peaceful moment to be one with the universe and all it's glory.
Thank you,
Sasha~
P.S. I still believe in you, with all my heart.
P.P.S. Okay, I'll be a little selfish and ask for a beautiful woman to pull me under the mistletoe and kiss me with passion, even if it's a drunk friend. Bonus points for a little grope.
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Dear Santa
I don't know why you hate my people (jews) so much, but I figured I'd ask for something anyhow.
2010 and 2011 were not very good years.
Not for me.
Not for most of the people I know.
How about a really good 2012?
Can you swing that?
I'm not sure about your scope of authority.
But if you could, there's like a few dozen of us who would really appreciate it.
kthxbai
I don't know why you hate my people (jews) so much, but I figured I'd ask for something anyhow.
2010 and 2011 were not very good years.
Not for me.
Not for most of the people I know.
How about a really good 2012?
Can you swing that?
I'm not sure about your scope of authority.
But if you could, there's like a few dozen of us who would really appreciate it.
kthxbai
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Vail_Indigo
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Dear Santa
Just, if you have the time, if you waned to put me under the mistletoe with Sasha, I'd be OK with that. Two for one, y'know?
-me
Just, if you have the time, if you waned to put me under the mistletoe with Sasha, I'd be OK with that. Two for one, y'know?
-me
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Vail_Indigo
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I'd be okay with that too, Santa.
Actually, Santa, if you wanted to do that today...
and mistletoe is optional.
so...
get to it, fatman!
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As an addendum, Santa, if you could have Sasha wearing something from the Lingerie Lovers thread under her clothes, that would be just peachy.
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Ohhhhhhh.
Ok Santa: Fr33k changed my mind a lil. Forget the pony... I'd like the cook wear and some ninja skills classes, plzzzzz. pretty pretty please.
