Things you would never say to the Invisible Man

[Keroin]

Hey, are you OK? You look sad?

 

[Jaded_One]

Have you lost weight?

 

[redslady]

Haven't I seen you some where before?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

You're looking marvelous today. Did you get a new haircut?

 

[Jaded_One]

Can you move please, I can't see.

 

[Vixandra]

Wave your hand twice as a safe gesture and I will stop the hot wax spray.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Wave your hand twice as a safe gesture and I will stop the hot wax spray.

*snorts laughter*

 

[Keroin]

Smile for the camera!

 

[graceanne]

Wave your hand twice as a safe gesture and I will stop the hot wax spray.

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Wow, dude. Those clothes REALLY don't match.

 

[boredVAwife]

she was soo right, you are really BIG.

 

[Keroin]

Let's play hide and go seek.

 

[midwestyankee]

Go ahead, try again to convince me to do THAT! But it won't work - I can see right through you.

 

[Keroin]

Go ahead, try again to convince me to do THAT! But it won't work - I can see right through you.

*snort*


Hey, you're blocking the view!

 

[sb2009]

Nice to see ya.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dude, you need to see a doctor about that acne!

 

[Keroin]

Nice to see ya.

Hey lady! Where you been hiding? How's tricks?

(Said to Samantha, not the Invisible Man.)

 

[sb2009]

Hey lady! Where you been hiding? How's tricks?

(Said to Samantha, not the Invisible Man.)

OMG you found out I've been pulling tricks to supplement the income....yikes!

I have been sort of hiding, sort of trying to figure out my life, and sort of trying to be "normal" but you know how that goes....

You?

 

[boredVAwife]

Do horizontal stripes make you look fat too?

 

[Keroin]

OMG you found out I've been pulling tricks to supplement the income....yikes!

I have been sort of hiding, sort of trying to figure out my life, and sort of trying to be "normal" but you know how that goes....

You?

I will go to your thread (whore!) and answer.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Your fly is open.

 

[boredVAwife]

Nice ass.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I'm Sorry! I did not mean to step on your foot. I guess I just couldn't see where I was going.

 

[boredVAwife]

Will you please stop reading over my shoulder?

 

[where]

poor invisible man being mocked for his lack of insight impairment.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hey! Stop groping the waitress each time she walks by! She's gonna spit in our food!