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[Wings27]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

I've never had to, thankfully any time I've been pulled over I knew the officer. I've been entirely too lucky, and I'm very careful.


Precious cargo and all that.

 

[Shadow701]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

I started crying. Didn't have to say a word. The tears said it all.

Of course, I don't think showing a little cleavage hurt either.

Yea, I bet that is what a lot of women do to get out of tickets...flirt and show cleavage...

 

[handsfree6969]

I've never talked my way out of a ticket -- I am a guy

 

[HesterPrynne]

Yea, I bet that is what a lot of women do to get out of tickets...flirt and show cleavage...

Now I didn't outright flirt. I cried. Big difference.

 

[Aquagal]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

Nice new yummy pic Clownman

I got pulled over for a headlight out, fortunately I had just bought one and it was in the passenger seat. BUT..... he happened to glance in the backseat and see bags and bags of illegal fireworks. I batted the greens and claimed I didn't know. He confiscated them and let me go. I just knew he was going to set them off himself.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

I have never got a speeding ticket, although god knows how, as I invariably drive too fast (yeh I know it's not big and it's not clever)

The only parking ticket I ever got was a fair cop, and the traffic warden was long gone anyway so no wriggling out of that one.

 

[Addian]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

When I've gotten pulled over (which hasn't been often thank goodness!) I get so nervous that flirting or talking my way out of it is the last thing on my mind... I stammer, can't find my registration, and so far have gotten a ticket every time. I clearly need to wear more low cut shirts when I'm driving.

 

[bigkahuna9]

When I've gotten pulled over (which hasn't been often thank goodness!) I get so nervous that flirting or talking my way out of it is the last thing on my mind... I stammer, can't find my registration, and so far have gotten a ticket every time. I clearly need to wear more low cut shirts when I'm driving.

Best thing you can do is keep your hands on the wheel, call them sir( or mama) show respect, do as ask and admit your guilt if you were speeding.... dont be a jerk.

I have gotten out of several over the years by just being honest. some were reduced or not written up for as bad as offense or been given warnings instead

 

[annanova]

#57. Tell me about a prank that you played on someone or that was played on you

I'm in theatre, so of course I've played and had pranks played on me. The last one I was involved in required adding condoms (unused) to a character's purse, then hiding the altered box onstage for the second act. In the first case, the character refers to a specific number of condoms in her purse, so when she opened it to find nearly a dozen... I had a few quiet laughs backstage.

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket.
No. Except for a few parking tickets that I've discovered after the fact, I've never been in a situation where I might have received one.

 

[IhateClowns]

The only times I have gotten out of tickets is when they recognize my company vehicle. If they are into a certain sport then they recognize who I work for and we have a long discussion about it. Only gotten out of 2 of them. Have had about 6 in my lifetime do far.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

#57. Tell me about a prank that you played on someone or that was played on you

One night, my nurse manager called me to the nursing office and I thought I was in troubleb- prolly for calling in sick too much, she took her time and I got nervous by the minute, then the office phone rang and she said there's an emergency in my unit, so I started to run back to my floor and cursing to myself why my coworkers did not call a code blue - I was running so fast she was after me trying to slow me down and when we reached my floor- they all screamed " Happy Birthday " !!!
I almost had a heart attack and died on my birthday !!!

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

I don't drive so I never got a ticket ,,ever

 

[Sensualdreamer]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

I've been pulled over so many damn times it's not funny I've never even tried to talk my way out, the officer merely asks his questions and I answer them. Usually it's more work for them to give me a ticket - like the time I was newly married - drivers license in my maiden name, car insurance in the spouse's name...and the car registration was in the spouse's deceased grandmother's name... yeah that was just a warning.

The only time *knocking on wood* that I've been ticketed was before I was married...I got 3 tickets all at once, went to court and beat them.

I've never cried or tried showing cleavage - main reason is b/c I've got a few male friends who are LEO's and they've all told me that w/ them the fastest way to get a ticket w/ them if you're a woman is to cry or try flirting.

 

[BradBigBrain]

#58. Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

Twice:

When I was in language school in CA when I was in the Army. The LT police officer who pulled me over was a retired linguist and talked to me in Russian. He sent me home with basically a parking ticket.

I was speeding in NY state on my way home. This wasn't so much a talk the guy out of something as he just wanted to see my brand new car.

 

[Marguerite01]

#55. What us the one household chore you most despise doing?

Cleaning out cat litter.

#56 What was your first pet and what was it's name?

Dudley the golden retriever puppy.

#57. Tell me about a prank that you played on someone or that was played on you

When I was a kid I dyed my bother's hair blue by putting blue ink in his conditioner bottle.
Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket? If so what did you say to get out of it?

Said that I was racing home to get my migraine medicine because I'd be a wreck in a few minutes, and seriously adjusted my new bra with a few extra jiggles thrown in. It actually worked. I was flabberghasted.

 

[IhateClowns]

#59. What is the wierdest thing you have ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

 

[janeyl]

*runs into thread...ignores question...shouts Man Hands!!...blows at Clowns and runs back out...*

 

[IhateClowns]

*runs into thread...ignores question...shouts Man Hands!!...blows at Clowns and runs back out...*

LOL I get ignored in ral life and now here as well. I suppose it is just the effect I have on women. 6'5 and inconspicuous

 

[Sensualdreamer]

#59. What is the wierdest thing you have ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

Ostrich meat- it was interesting, I would probably eat it again.

 

[janeyl]

LOL I get ignored in ral life and now here as well. I suppose it is just the effect I have on women. 6'5 and inconspicuous

Did I say I was ignoring you silly man? Hard to blow kisses at the invisible man

 

[IhateClowns]

Did I say I was ignoring you silly man? Hard to blow kisses at the invisible man

The question dear The question. I like when you blow my way

 

[BradBigBrain]

#59. What is the wierdest thing you have ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

I ate some stuff in China that they told me not to ask about.

 

[lovemonster]

#59. What is the wierdest thing you have ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

Kangaroo Steak and I wouldn't go out of my way to have it again, but I'd eat it if it was served to me!

 

[janeyl]

The question dear The question. I like when you blow my way

Every year, friends of mine do what I call the "Roadkill Barbeque"...It's actually a bunch of serious conservationists trying to source unusual local or regional organic produce but they take it so seriously, it's not just venison, it's Roe Deer buck from a partiular estate...they did bunny burgers one year but happened to have caught and killed a squirrel protecting rare bird nests, eggs and nestlings...so skinned and chopped it up and chucked it in...

I love the roadkill BBQ...I keep every menu...last year, it was wood pigeon Piri Piri and very good it was too...

 

[BradBigBrain]

I ate some stuff in China that they told me not to ask about.

Oh and I ate reindeer in Norway. Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer I think was his name.

 

[janeyl]

Oh and I ate reindeer in Norway. Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer I think was his name.

I had that in Sweden! Reindeer was lovely...moose not so much...that was roadkill too...