Ladies, enough with the Brazilian, the Landing strip, and the Bald beaver, et al. . .! Just bring back the bush already! Natural, furry, mysterious. . .soft on the face. Mother nature knew what she was doing I think.
I mean, I got nothin’ against 11 year old girls—fine creatures, and I wish them well—but I don’t wish to see them naked, and I most definitely do NOT want to feel like that is who I’m looking at / touching / giving head to when I am with a woman. Perhaps those of you who have seen a grown man with zero pubic hair will get my point?!
I could be off the mark here, but I think you all have been had. I think this war on the bush is a fashion spin-off from the porn-industry. Naturally, for porn they want to make everything as visible as possible for the camera (hell, mark my words—as soon as they can figure out how, they’ll be using electron-microscopes to make movies showing the inner workings of individual cells on the surface of some woman’s cervix.)
But for those of you who shave, I’m curious:
How much area do you shave?
How close do you shave?
Do you do it during periods when you have no sexual partner in your life?
Where did you get the idea?
Have you asked your lover for their honest preference?
And finally, for those of you who have encountered one, what is your take on the pube-less male?
Besides, have you ever considered what you could do with all that extra time each month?—take up the banjo, learn Portuguese, read up on small engine repair (and don’t forget to count all the endless hours spent scratching that G.D. stubble!)
Maybe we could all kinda’ rethink this thing?
I’m just sayin’.
Abitov