Bits and pieces

[Vixxennn]

Vixxennn-of the people, by the people and for the people.

I thank you for your support, y. Here's to a better future.

you can be the onsite lube tech.

I am completely on board with this idea.

 

[y=mx+b]

I thank you for your support, y. Here's to a better future.



I am completely on board with this idea.

To a better future!
.........................that hopefully includes handjobs from DRL.

 

[Vixxennn]

To a better future!
.........................that hopefully includes handjobs from DRL.

You certainly are on a handjob kick lately.

Happy 150th, by the way.

 

[DeepRedLips]

To a better future!
.........................that hopefully includes handjobs from DRL.

Fuckin A, hand jobs are not my specialty. Let's stick to sticking it in things & call it a day, okay?

 

[y=mx+b]

You certainly are on a handjob kick lately.

Happy 150th, by the way.

you say that as if I shouldn't be.

and thank you.

 

[y=mx+b]

Fuckin A, hand jobs are not my specialty. Let's stick to sticking it in things & call it a day, okay?

I am amenable to this.

 

[ShaiGirl]

Hey you hairy beast! Happy 150th! I can't believe you've had 150 pages, and we've survived 150 pages of your drivel. Hope your week is good.

 

[Honey123]

great new pictures....and congrats to page 150!

 

[porcelainheart]

such was my intention. Not that that I'm playing favorites or anything. It's more of a ploy to keep you all intrigued and shit.

and now everyone is going to be like.. ."that fucking Vixxennn bitch... do they have a thing going? I think they do because she's the only one he's quoted in like 16 pages..."

chill out ladies. we don't have a thing going. I would however bang the motherfuck out of her and make her watch me do it in the rearview mirror of the school bus.

...but I would do that to pretty much all of you, and those I wouldn't would be because well... because I gotta mix it up sometimes.

I like thinking that there is something going on between you two... but that's because I'm a pervert.

Happy 150th.

 

[DeepRedLips]

I am amenable to this.

Let's shake on it, then. As always it's a pleasure doing business with the both of you.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Blows kisses to one and all

 

[shadysmurfette]

Wow. Interesting.

Y you are a sexy motherfucker and a proper guy too. Abuse should never be tolerated. Haters gonna hate and the world still turns...
I also think Vixxen rocks.





On a lighter and sexier note, mmmmm those suit pics. Perfect.

I have a thing for hot men in well fitting formal attire. GQ fetish It's also fucking hot knowing what's under all that prim and proper- a man who doesn't mind fingerfucking and then leaving those fingers unwashed as a memory

 

[y=mx+b]

an email I sent to my wife at work just a mere second ago...

I was seriously SERIOUSLY hit with the absolute need to slide my cock up your asshole and feel you between me and another man just now. Seriously and without doubt. Lord...

I had a moment of thinking perhaps I shouldn't send it. I'm the paranoid type that's always thinking... "what if they screen the email... true it's not her work email, but still!" or "what if someone walks by or is reading over her shoulder as she checks..."

but then I'm like "meh... so what. it's not a secret that by and large nurses really are a pretty sexually subversive group of women... at least within the practice."

Still... I feel as though (for her sake) I need to be a bit more... guarded?

Yes yes I know I know women are making leaps and bounds into becoming the fuck-all powerful and influential beings that they need to become to turn this shit-hole existence known as the human experience around--that you all don't really need the guarding/protection etc... that centuries of misguided, misdirected, and misfuckinginformed, men (for some reason *cough*bullshit bible*cough* or another) felt you needed thereby taking the responsibility upon themselves to protect your virtue blah d'blah blah blah...

but that topic... fucking lost my goddamn train of thought. The reason for losing my goddamn train of thought was that I got to thinking about the bible and how in reality MEN DON'T FUCKING READ! Well... yes we do, but not to the same degree you women folk seem to do... at least from my perspective... and because I'm typing this shit up in the moment and I'm currently not telling me differently... my perspective is fucking correct goddamn it! So fuck you all... for now.

I don't know how many times I'll be reading something... doesn't matter, fiction, nonfiction, whatever genera, whatever topic... I'll come across something astute and be all like "This is SO TRUE! and because it's in print it clearly must be made the fucking law!" though I'm no law maker, nor much pull to influence anyone of anything so I'm all like... "If only I were..." and historical shit starts making better sense to me in my head.

but yeah... back to how we read shit vs. how you read shit. and by "we" I mean me, but today is a big projection day so by "me"--because I am male--ALL males are like me in this regard!

so yeah... I'm like "IT'S IN PRINT!!!" and I make my wife read it so she can be wowed by it's awesomeality to which she's usually like... "mhm... " and goes about being her usual progressive self.

though the thought(s) remain unfinished and the paths they go in my head branch in different directions further and further away from whatever point I wanted to make I have become bored with this typing business. So... carry on people, carry on.

 

[y=mx+b]

alright. I think I regathered my shit.

the thing is this... meh fuck it. Doug Stanhope gets to the point of my point.

 

[kittyKat429]

First time looker here. Very glad to have stumbled upon your thread. I like that it's a place not only with interesting pix but also interesting read =)

 

[y=mx+b]

I shaved my nuts tonight

And every time--well pretty much every time--I find myself in the hot steamy shower, nuts lathered up with a razor in hand I get to thinking about the time I had to have surgery to correct a little, but fuck-all profoundly painful adolescent onset condition known as testicular torsion.

now I'm 99.9% sure I had mentioned this somewhere before in this thread so I'm sorry to whatever die-hard ardent thread followers I may have out there creepily keeping note for repeating myself.

so anyway, every time I figure it's time to shave my sack I usually end up thinking one of two thoughts which often lead me into thinking both thoughts anyway because... well... I have reason to believe there's a correlation between the two that I wish to fuck I could substantiate. And the thoughts always sneak up on me right when begin to lather up.

The thought is this... well actually it's more of a wonder than a thought: Who prepped my nuts for surgery?

This leads me to the memory of coming back alive in the post-op area/room/I was a bit fucked up to remember the details of where exactly the fuck I was... but I do remember the memory for certain because it was one of those moments were the needle slid off the record...

And the memory goes like this: I'm laying on the little rollie bed thingy all cozy and warm and my mom is there sitting to the left of me. I don't remember if she was holding my hand or not... she very well might have been simply because nuts or not, having their child under go surgery is pretty taxing on a mother so I don't blame her for being all like hand-holdy and shit. So anyway I'm laying there and I was probably saying garbled inaudible shit thinking I was all lucid and articulate.

Some time passes and a nurse walks in to see how I was doing and all that. She and my mom got to exchanging pleasantries etc... etc... when I hear the nurse, clear to this very day say: "He really is a very handsome young man" (I was 15?-16? at the time.) and it was one of those moments where she realized exactly what she was saying 1/100th of a second after she said it and the room got really quiet really quick.

I remember my eyes darting back and forth between my mom and the nurse as the two spoke telepathically to each other... mom saying "you are privy to the situation and nature of the surgery aren't you?" and the nurse saying "yes and I'm feeling profoundly stupid right now so I'm going to step out and the Dr. can finish this up..." and the nurse left.


So I'm left to this day wondering if that was the nurse in charge of prepping my nuts for surgery.

I'm not sure how many if at all any of you shaved a mans nuts... but its a pretty involved process. One literally has to take hold of the penis and pull it as far as it will stretch in order to get the skin taut enough to shave... and then move it around accordingly to address all areas. And I was shaved. Like... barbershop straight razor shaved. Up to that point in my life the idea of shaving down there wasn't even a blip of a thought, if even that.

Another thing I wonder about is if I got hard. I probably didn't... but then again maybe I did? I mean I was at the age where the mere thought of bra-straps fucked up my walk between classes and here was a hand (for once) not my own being all nicey nice with me.

it may be another tough go to fall sleep tonight with these unanswered questions and wonderments bouncing around in my head.

 

[Vixxennn]

I think my favorite part about this story is the hugely blunt title "I shaved my nuts tonight"... no subtlety necessary.

 

[y=mx+b]

So I just fucked my wife in the ass

True story.

Reminds me of some more thoughts on the subject I've been meaning to share... but you all will have to wait.

 

[Vixxennn]

True story.

Reminds me of some more thoughts on the subject I've been meaning to share... but you all will have to wait.

Again with the title! Love it.

And more importantly, you and your wife clearly have an amazing sex life. I'm jealous.

 

[y=mx+b]

Again with the title! Love it.

And more importantly, you and your wife clearly have an amazing sex life. I'm jealous.

I wouldn't say it's amazing... even though it is.

I would say that our sex life is if anything a lazy sex life that randomly happens from time to time and produces pretty consistent spectacular results.

 

[y=mx+b]

this isn't to say I'm at all dissatisfied with our sex life. Could it be better at times? Yes. Could it be worse at times? Yes.

 

[Vixxennn]

Well, for this girl who gets it only from herself as of lately, it sounds pretty fucking amazing.

 

[y=mx+b]

I hate it when I gear myself up for waxing intellectually stupid on a subject and a day or two later be all like... "meh..."

but such times provide me the opportunity to wax intellectually stupid on inane things such as how I think there should be some sort of emoticon for "meh..." Sure one could use this one----> but it really doesn't have the kind of panache I'm looking for. To me the rolleyes is too much "psh whatever" or "fuck, you are/I am an idiot".

 

[y=mx+b]

and because that last post of mine was an epic waste of your time to read... I'm going to post one of my more revealing yet-still-cryptic cock pics.

but yo' that shit won't be up forever so gather the fuck around while I resize it...

 

[y=mx+b]

I honestly clicked on the intended pic and went "ugh... why did I even fucking offer to reimburse..." but fuck a promise is a promise. Though... it's more nut than cock... so here you go...

and... gone.