Female Sub For Assignments

[Jonathin101]

Deleted and will try again in personals

 

[Keroin]

Is there a female sub that enjoys doing assignments? If so I have a lot of ideas for you. PM me and we will discuss.

If the assignment involves eating chocolate while wearing my favourite sweats and watching 30 Rock...count me in.

 

[midwestyankee]

If the assignment involves eating chocolate while wearing my favourite sweats and watching 30 Rock...count me in.

I assign you to eat chocolate cupcakes and bark like a dog while watching re-runs of 30 Rock behind a sleep mask.

 

[Keroin]

I assign you to eat chocolate cupcakes and bark like a dog while watching re-runs of 30 Rock behind a sleep mask.

As long as there's no algebra involved I guess...

Hey! Waittaminute!

 

[Jonathin101]

This is not quite what I expected with this thread, but then again if you cannot put something up for others to enjoy, why write it. Good responses.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

This is not quite what I expected with this thread, but then again if you cannot put something up for others to enjoy, why write it. Good responses.

You might have gotten what you wanted if you had posted it in the Personals.

 

[CutieMouse]

You might have gotten what you wanted if you had posted it in the Personals.

Uh, yeah.

In addition, I can never understand why some random person expects me, as a submissive woman, to get all hot, bothered, and squishy over being told to do "X". Because while I may really really really get off on "X" with a lover/dominant partner/owner... why the bloody hell would I give a shit about doing it for some stranger?

I mean, I *might* [get hot/bothered/squishy] if the lover/dominant partner/owner type person was the one telling me to get all hot, bothered and squishy when some random stranger told me to do whatever... but the hot/bothered/squishy stuff would be a result of doing what *my* lover/dominant partner/owner told me to [follow random guy's instructions]; not because of the random guy.

 

[midwestyankee]

As long as there's no algebra involved I guess...

Hey! Waittaminute!

Je dom, donc je suis.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Uh, yeah.

In addition, I can never understand why some random person expects me, as a submissive woman, to get all hot, bothered, and squishy over being told to do "X". Because while I may really really really get off on "X" with a lover/dominant partner/owner... why the bloody hell would I give a shit about doing it for some stranger?

I mean, I *might* [get hot/bothered/squishy] if the lover/dominant partner/owner type person was the one telling me to get all hot, bothered and squishy when some random stranger told me to do whatever... but the hot/bothered/squishy stuff would be a result of doing what *my* lover/dominant partner/owner told me to [follow random guy's instructions]; not because of the random guy.

That's because you're not a real sub, CM. If you were a real sub, the mere THOUGHT of catering to a stranger's whims would leave you jittery and soaked in the panties.

You know I always had a lot of respect for you, but I'm having trouble holding onto that now that I know you're a big fake.

Random Masters out there, please don't think CM here is representative of the res tof us. I know I would just LOVE to follow whatever request you wish of me, nonsensical or sexy. My very breath depends on your guidance. PLEASE GOD TAKE ME!!!!

<removes tongue from cheek before it is ulcerated by molars>

that hurt my brain just to pretend to think -_-

 

[graceanne]

*crowns blueyes queen twue sub*

*bows and scrapes*

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*crowns blueyes queen twue sub*

*bows and scrapes*

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

No, sister, please. I'M not worthy. You must never bow nor scrape to one as lowly and subly as I. I am beneath such appellations. If you must pay homage, do so by submitting to your Master McDomington with all your heart and soul. If you're questioning him, remember....without him, WHAT ARE YOU? Nothing. OH HAIL MIGHTY MASTER MCDOMINGTON!!! *Grovel*

 

[graceanne]

No, sister, please. I'M not worthy. You must never bow nor scrape to one as lowly and subly as I. I am beneath such appellations. If you must pay homage, do so by submitting to your Master McDomington with all your heart and soul. If you're questioning him, remember....without him, WHAT ARE YOU? Nothing. OH HAIL MIGHTY MASTER MCDOMINGTON!!! *Grovel*

You are an inspiration to us all. *sigh*

 

[HottieMama]

That's because you're not a real sub, CM. If you were a real sub, the mere THOUGHT of catering to a stranger's whims would leave you jittery and soaked in the panties.

You know I always had a lot of respect for you, but I'm having trouble holding onto that now that I know you're a big fake.

Random Masters out there, please don't think CM here is representative of the res tof us. I know I would just LOVE to follow whatever request you wish of me, nonsensical or sexy. My very breath depends on your guidance. PLEASE GOD TAKE ME!!!!

<removes tongue from cheek before it is ulcerated by molars>

that hurt my brain just to pretend to think -_-

No, sister, please. I'M not worthy. You must never bow nor scrape to one as lowly and subly as I. I am beneath such appellations. If you must pay homage, do so by submitting to your Master McDomington with all your heart and soul. If you're questioning him, remember....without him, WHAT ARE YOU? Nothing. OH HAIL MIGHTY MASTER MCDOMINGTON!!! *Grovel*

Best. Posts. EVER!!!!!!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Best. Posts. EVER!!!!!!

he he I did a funny *beam*

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I failed online subbery 101. I even have the Certificate to prove it.

 

[Que]

Uh, yeah.

In addition, I can never understand why some random person expects me, as a submissive woman, to get all hot, bothered, and squishy over being told to do "X". Because while I may really really really get off on "X" with a lover/dominant partner/owner... why the bloody hell would I give a shit about doing it for some stranger?

I mean, I *might* [get hot/bothered/squishy] if the lover/dominant partner/owner type person was the one telling me to get all hot, bothered and squishy when some random stranger told me to do whatever... but the hot/bothered/squishy stuff would be a result of doing what *my* lover/dominant partner/owner told me to [follow random guy's instructions]; not because of the random guy.

I've at times been a pretty random guy...sometimes random is better ...when what one actually craves is not submission itself but merely permission to do what one actually does crave..(pick-a-kink). Its kind of a parlor trick but in some instances useful and can be quite interesting. Much as 'psychics' just feed you back what you are telegraphing in ways that are pretty obvious to the observer, the whole random taskmaster bit is a nice opening into actually getting to know someone who, lets face it, wouldnt be the least bit interested if they had the (developed) ability to express themselves, their needs and wants.

I've had some fun with this one over the years and polished maybe one or two facets on some interesting gemstones.

You are kind of the polar opposite of that. I can't imagine one of your partners (assuming a basic grasp of the english language and a pulse) ~wondering~ hmmm...I wonder what CM would enjoy having me do with/for/to her today. Somehow I picture well organized friendly suggestion lists with check-a-box affixed thereunto on your fridge.

Maybe annotated and cross-referenced with the clearly communicated (written) lists of proscribed or at least discouraged activities.

(Dang that actually sounds hot...i think im going to send my current errand girl a note about carrying a bucket list in her purse to show her next crush when she's too shy to ask...muses.....)

His target market very much exists, but they arent going to post here and they definitely arent going to pm without an icebreaker of some sort. Gotta circle the herd and look for the one with the cute limp. ~wolfish grin~

 

[Etoile]

The sad thing is, he won't be back.

Move to cafe? Y/n?

 

[FurryFury]

Y