Sonny Limatina
Ding dong ding
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I have so. It involves a lot of eye-rolling, heavy breathing, and asking, "Can you just finish already so I can get the fuck to to sleep like I wanted to?!"Still haven't seen one in real life, huh?
I have so. It involves a lot of eye-rolling, heavy breathing, and asking, "Can you just finish already so I can get the fuck to to sleep like I wanted to?!"
Record it. Post the audio here. Thank you in advance.
Stay out of my bedroom!
Less KR, more Cumming.
Once many years ago I was enjoying the sins of the flesh with a young man and he had taken a trip downtown with a mechanical device. To this day I don't know what he did (and believe me I've tried to replicate it) but I started and wouldn't stop. I finally had to kick him away from me because I was unable to catch my breath. Over and over and over and over. Holy fucking shit.
I really should look him up someday.
The trick is to keep *something* pressed on you while you 'recover,' and to slowly turn that something back into stimulation. You can induce a stroke if you do this well enough for long enough.Once many years ago I was enjoying the sins of the flesh with a young man and he had taken a trip downtown with a mechanical device. To this day I don't know what he did (and believe me I've tried to replicate it) but I started and wouldn't stop. I finally had to kick him away from me because I was unable to catch my breath. Over and over and over and over. Holy fucking shit.
I really should look him up someday.
2007? What was it like back then? Was the board in black & white? Did you guys even have the Internet?
2007? What was it like back then? Was the board in black & white? Did you guys even have the Internet?
These threads almost never deliver the goods.
(That's OK. It was a parody [of a parody]. Don't tell the Ladies of Lit, though, just in case...)These threads almost never deliver the goods.
We can barely even get tits out of n00bs these days.
It's a fucking travesty. I blame Facebook and, to a lesser extent, Twitter for fucking up our shit. This place has lost so many quality female posters, but there hasn't been an influx of proper, quality replacements to compensate because now everyone does their socializing elsewhere.
Another few years and Lit will officially retire pussies and penises, turning off the lights on all things erotic, and leave just that same old handful of cranky, crazy, self-important douchers bitching and bickering about politics in the dark.
The end is fucking nigh, man.
...or accommodate.I find myself on FB as often as Lit these days. It's horrid, because while it's fun and all, I can't just suddenly blurt out "show me your tits!" since my mom, aunt, niece, nephew, etc... will see.
...or accommodate.