there are workouts to make your butt bigger.

[blunt_trauma]

i don't know why this should surprise me.
but i just found out.
and i'm surprised.
rosco will be handing out free leotards at the end of the thread.

 

[neci]

free?

 

[blunt_trauma]

free?

free weights help.
do you need a bigger butt?

 

[neci]

free weights help.
do you need a bigger butt?

oh hell no. my ass is large enough. though i wouldn't mind a free leotard.
i need to figure out how to finish losing the tummy fluff without sacrificing any more of the ass.

 

[blunt_trauma]

oh hell no. my ass is large enough. though i wouldn't mind a free leotard.
i need to figure out how to finish losing the tummy fluff without sacrificing any more of the ass.

i want my arse bigger.
but that would mean eating & shit.
i'm conflicted.

 

[neci]

i want my arse bigger.
but that would mean eating & shit.
i'm conflicted.

you can have some of my fluff, if i can have some of your appetite.

there's also butt implants. i say get Mr. Bone to foot the bill.

 

[blunt_trauma]

you can have some of my fluff, if i can have some of your appetite.

there's also butt implants. i say get Mr. Bone to foot the bill.

i could ask him,
but he would expect something in return.
spunky butt crevice for life...

 

[neci]

i could ask him,
but he would expect something in return.
spunky butt crevice for life...

true. plus a sperm diet. at least it's low cal.

 

[blunt_trauma]

true. plus a sperm diet. at least it's low cal.

sperm is a bit too foodlike.

 

[TANG GOD]

dont know about bigger, but there are ones that will firm and make it glow/bubble a bit more. squats, lunges, deadlifts are good for that, but you told me your knees are bad so I suggest to ignore these type of routines. kickbacks and side leg raises are more recommended.

 

[blunt_trauma]

dont know about bigger, but there are ones that will firm and make it glow/bubble a bit more. squats, lunges, deadlifts are good for that, but you told me your knees are bad so I suggest to ignore these type of routines. kickbacks and side leg raises are more recommended.

truth.
if my knees had mouth they suck balls.

 

[neci]

sperm is a bit too foodlike.

it's just another protein rich, liquid diet delivered by a temperamental sausage. okay. very food like. now i'm hungry. fuck.

 

[Honey123]

you can have some of my fluff, if i can have some of your appetite.

there's also butt implants. i say get Mr. Bone to foot the bill.

I just saw this on TV last night. A woman had fat sucked out of her stomach and put into her ass cheeks.

The transformation was amazing, but the "end" result, if you will, is that her ass may shrink anyway.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

from my observation, none of the women in this thread need to do anything to enhance their butts.

and I am a fucking expert.

 

[Garnate]

Apparently I've been working out all my life. Awesome.

 

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[Honey123]

from my observation, none of the women in this thread need to do anything to enhance their butts.

and I am a fucking expert.

Apparently I've been working out all my life. Awesome.

Yes. Awesome!

 

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[Honey123]

Excuse me, but you wouldn't have a clue about having a big butt.

well.. I have made my butt rounder by exercising. Lifting the butt cheeks and stuff..

 

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[sweepthefloor]

Where is my personal trainer?

 

[Hallow_Ed]

i think big butts are a passing fancy, like disco.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Where is my personal trainer?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'm pretty sure playing football does that to girls.

 

[RazorBite]

a dozen donuts a day bitch