Is Byron In Exile Bitter?

[Byron In Exile]

Hahaha, you are beyond funny.

Why do you care if I think you're bitter or not? Who the fuck am I to you?

Nobody, obviously.

You said you talked to dolf ten times as much as you posted on Lit, responding to red's comment about whether you guys were legitimately boyfriend and girlfriend.

You post on Lit a whole lot, so that led me to wonder weather you actually spoke to her, via skype, phone or IM that much everyday or it was PMs or what. I was just curious to see whether your claim that the two of you were actually approaching something close to a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship was supported by any evidence.

You have a screw loose.

I won't describe a video she sent me, I think I already did that on the board.

This has nothing to do with whether I think you're bitter or not. I think you're bitter regardless.

And I know you're a moron.

 

[Byron In Exile]

naughty, email and pm only.

And you said quite enough, there.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You betcha!

I'm oh so distraught that Blunt Trauma blocked me on Facebook, and has me blocked on email as well so I won't get any more of that primo cybersex she offers. I cry myself to sleep at night over this lack of online companionship....I really and truly believe she was the only cyberlover for me....and now my hopes....my dreams...my desires....have been dashed upon the cold, unfeeling rocks of reality.

Excuse me now, I have a sad.

You really are lost, here, aren't you?

 

[tactful]

Almost like a computer virus, almost.

 

[Soulen]

I won't describe a video she sent me, I think I already did that on the board.

it's called tact. you should maybe look in to having some. i'm not sure if you know this, but your whimpering and crying foul to anyone who will listen (and everyone who doesn't want to listen) makes you look bad, not her. it's a shame really, you seem like you have great potential for intelligence, but your social skills are absolutely non existent.

unfortunately for you, this means you'll more than likely continue to drive away any love interests that come your way. fortunately for the rest of us guys, this means more available ass for us. rock on.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You really are lost, here, aren't you?

Very lost...just like you.

Without Dolf, we are....nothing...

I'm so sad.

 

[where]

You are quite a pleasure to skype as well, my fellow pervyness

we should totally have a girly skype perve-on some time. get some tequila shots and joints in, sit back and flick our respective beans as we shoot the shit.

 

[naughtycakes]

Nobody, obviously.

You have a screw loose.

I won't describe a video she sent me, I think I already did that on the board.

And I know you're a moron.

Mmmhmm. She sent me a video, too. Doesn't make me assume she's my girlfriend.

I think she's probably sent out videos to a whole lotta people on Lit, yet somehow, most of them managed not to go running around the board claiming she's their girlfriend.

I'll leave it at that, since you're doing a fine job on your own of showing everybody what a sad sack you are.

we should totally have a girly skype perve-on some time. get some tequila shots and joints in, sit back and flick our respective beans as we shoot the shit.

Sounds like fun! Count me in

 

[where]

Mmmhmm. She sent me a video, too. Doesn't make me assume she's my girlfriend.

I think she's probably sent out videos to a whole lotta people on Lit, yet somehow, most of them managed not to go running around the board claiming she's their girlfriend.

I'll leave it at that, since you're doing a fine job on your own of showing everybody what a sad sack you are.



Sounds like fun! Count me in

I don't know why you're bothering to even debate Mr Grumpy.

and yes... though better still, you should come to the UK and we can have a proper girly meet up.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't know why you're bothering to even debate Mr Grumpy.

and yes... though better still, you should come to the UK and we can have a proper girly meet up.

I wanna videotape that. On Betamax.

 

[where]

I wanna videotape that. On Betamax.

do they even have betamax still?

 

[naughtycakes]

I don't know why you're bothering to even debate Mr Grumpy.

and yes... though better still, you should come to the UK and we can have a proper girly meet up.

It's hardly a debate

I'm thinking Hawaii in October...

I wanna videotape that. On Betamax.

Betamax? Kinkeh.

 

[where]

It's hardly a debate

I'm thinking Hawaii in October...



Betamax? Kinkeh.

hawaii?

I'd like to go to hawaii....

 

[semen4her]

No he is not bitter.

He had a right to be a little upset.

If a friend of mine cut off all communications with me I would want to know why, if they didn't want to tell me I would react in the same manner ie: take shots at them.

Anyone who claims they would act any differently are only fooling themselves.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Bump, because this thread makes me laugh so hard.

 

[bg23]

What a tasteless, unnecessarily nosy thread.

How is this anyone - especially the OP's - business?

 

[blunt_trauma]

What a tasteless, unnecessarily nosy thread.

How is this anyone - especially the OP's - business?

you know what lit is like.
byron started the first thread on the topic.
from there on people see it as fair game.
this thread was tacky but predictable.

 

[richard_daily]

you know what lit is like.
byron started the first thread on the topic.
from there on people see it as fair game.
this thread was tacky but predictable.

This thread may be tacky, but in it, I learned that naughtycakes and kibs have skype... that's good info to have.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

What a tasteless, unnecessarily nosy thread.

How is this anyone - especially the OP's - business?

All is fair in war.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

LOL, had to read this thread again for laughs.

 

[Byron In Exile]

LOL, had to read this thread again for laughs.

Oh, I did hit a nerve!

Good to know...

 

[blunt_trauma]

but he did get over being a bitter, bitchy old cuntface
which makes him better than a lot of people.

 

[Byron In Exile]

but he did get over being a bitter, bitchy old cuntface
which makes him better than a lot of people.

We had a good run.

I'd rather just sweep that ending under the rug and remember the fun stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL6IC9ANKu8

We had everyone's knickers in a twist for over a year. That counts for a lot.

 

[blunt_trauma]

and even the tiger recovered.

 

[Byron In Exile]

and even the tiger recovered.

From a roo-kick! A miracle.

Too bad about Hobson. And Emilio.

And my fuel filter. Urine in the gas tank is hard on the fuel line.