Is Byron In Exile Bitter?

[pointless]

slushy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Lashin' out in all directions.....

but he's not bitter, no, not our Byron.

Hey Byron, have you ever had a second date?

Never even had a first date, actually.

Twenty continuous years in relationships, and never had to ask a girl on a date.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, dear boy. I fucked her as a favour. Wanna see why?

Okay. Go for it.

 

[Morcheeba]

Morcheeba, did anyone ever mention to you that you're an envious malicious bitch?

Just wondering.

Hey now, I mentioned how envious I was of Dolf's vagina many a moon ago.

She's like a praying mantis. As a fellow woman I respect that and she knows I do.

It's you stupid dimwits on this site, hahaaa, you call me a malicious bitch but yet desire one enough to make fools of yourself. Fine with me.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Hey now, I mentioned how envious I was of Dolf's vagina many a moon ago.

She's like a praying mantis. As a fellow woman I respect that and she knows I do.

It's you stupid dimwits on this site, hahaaa, you call me a malicious bitch but yet desire one enough to make fools of yourself. Fine with me.

You're one of those fellow-women? I never would have guessed.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Never even had a first date, actually.

That goes a long way towards explaining why you spend so much time on here.

Twenty continuous years in relationships, and never had to ask a girl on a date.

Your sisters don't count.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hey now, I mentioned how envious I was of Dolf's vagina many a moon ago.

She's like a praying mantis. As a fellow woman I respect that and she knows I do.

It's you stupid dimwits on this site, hahaaa, you call me a malicious bitch but yet desire one enough to make fools of yourself. Fine with me.

Maybe you underestimate those you group as "dimwits"?

 

[Morcheeba]

You're one of those fellow-women? I never would have guessed.

Don't be bitter, Sonny. This is Byron's thread for that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That goes a long way towards explaining why you spend so much time on here.

Lol...

Your sisters don't count.

My sister is dead, thanx.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Don't be bitter, Sonny. This is Byron's thread for that.

Totally. He's so out-of-line, here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Lol...

My sister is dead, thanx.

I'm sure you had an airtight alibi.

You discovered Lit shortly after her demise, amirite?

 

[Sean]

Okay. Go for it.

Did you get the pm I forwarded?

Now fuck off, little boy, you're out of your league.

 

[Morcheeba]

Maybe you underestimate those you group as "dimwits"?

Go on... sure, upperestimate me now...

 

[Sandia]

See this is old-school. This is what I'm talking about.

 

[Morcheeba]

Where is Dolf now? Soaking in a tub and scrubbing her amazing vagina or waiting at the helm and texting how hilarious this thread is?

Kardashian would at least make a brief appearance and say something like, "Oh suckers, Byron is not bitter, we're in love! Love I say!"

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Don't be bitter, Sonny. This is Byron's thread for that.

"Fellow-women." see, because...

Nevermind. Morcheeba, this train-wreck of a thread seems like as good a place as any to tell you that you've gone from crazy but sometimes funny to funny but sometimes crazy to just plain really fucking funny.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm sure you had an airtight alibi.

You discovered Lit shortly after her demise, amirite?

You need to check your bait.

I think your hook is bare.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did you get the pm I forwarded?

Now fuck off, little boy, you're out of your league.

I totally did.

Now I know you forward other peoples' PMs.

Good to know.

 

[Byron In Exile]

See this is old-school. This is what I'm talking about.

Dammit, those were the days...

 

[Morcheeba]

"Fellow-women." see, because...

Nevermind. Morcheeba, this train-wreck of a thread seems like as good a place as any to tell you that you've gone from crazy but sometimes funny to funny but sometimes crazy to just plain really fucking funny.

I try my best to keep my crazy steady but it's a struggle.

Will you send me to your locale so I can fuck and suck you so I can keep up with Dolf? Byron said I should start playing this game.

 

[Sean]

I totally did.

Now I know you forward other peoples' PMs.

Good to know.

ROTFLMAO. AH, seeing you twisting in the wind is hilarious. You need to pal up with Humpty. Console each other.

 

[Byron In Exile]

"Fellow-women." see, because...

Nevermind. Morcheeba, this train-wreck of a thread seems like as good a place as any to tell you that you've gone from crazy but sometimes funny to funny but sometimes crazy to just plain really fucking funny.

Ain't she somethin'?

 

[Byron In Exile]

ROTFLMAO. AH, seeing you twisting in the wind is hilarious. You need to pal up with Humpty. Console each other.

In your dreams.

You haven't a clue.

 

[Sean]

Ragnaros is calling. I'll check back tomorrow to see the fun. Toodles.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I try my best to keep my crazy steady but it's a struggle.

Will you send me to your locale so I can fuck and suck you so I can keep up with Dolf? Byron said I should start playing this game.

No, I did not say that.

You have your hands full with FF, and that's way more serious business than this shit.