I want to have sex with the new Dollar Store in town

[Killswitch]

How kinky is that!

 

[Christopher2012]

This topic is more related to the GBLT forums.

 

[Killswitch]

Only if you think of it in those terms.

A bowl of 2 dollar heat and serve Hormel chili can be quite heterosexual in nature. Just don't over microwave it.

You can also get your much needed paper towels you'll want after having enormous fun with the chili, and save the empty tube!

This is self explanatory.

 

[EndCredits]

Not to mention the bowls and utensils needed for consuming said chili.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Not to mention the bowls and utensils needed for consuming said chili.

Flimsy plastic! *fans self*

 

[strapon_tales]

Can't resist those third-rate DVDs. ;-)

 

[JosieCD]

having sex with an entire store seems difficult.

 

[OzoneRed]

That would be a lot cheaper than what my dates usually charge.

Do Dollar Stores have a back door? Are the prices the same, regardless of which door you use?

 

[Killswitch]

Lol....

I am just excited that they built a nice new dollar store in my small town. We needed it so badly and the place is awesome.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

How kinky is that!

Not enough to call for any deep self-questioning, I'd say. According to the Supreme Court, corporations are persons, after all, and so it logically follows that they can give consent; as long as you respect the store's boundaries, I see no reason why you can't indulge your interests with a clear conscience. However, it might be imprudent, at this juncture, to try to marry it.

 

[strapon_tales]

I always feel like there's a wall between me and most stores, though.

 

[Swejster]

Oh they are the cheap sluts of commerce. We all love to shop there, but do we really respect them?

 

[JosieCD]

Not enough to call for any deep self-questioning, I'd say. According to the Supreme Court, corporations are persons, after all, and so it logically follows that they can give consent; as long as you respect the store's boundaries, I see no reason why you can't indulge your interests with a clear conscience. However, it might be imprudent, at this juncture, to try to marry it.

haha, might want to date it for a while first, right?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

haha, might want to date it for a while first, right?

Yeah, Dollar Store lust might just be a silly phase he's goin' through. Best not to discover too late he's more a Sam's Club kinda guy.....

 

[LindsayRae]

This topic is more related to the GBLT forums.

It is? I never knew the Dollar Story was gay.

 

[Boundlife]

It is? I never knew the Dollar Story was gay.

It's a hermaphrodit, like the spork.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It is? I never knew the Dollar Story was gay.

Well, it comes off as very straight at first glance. But I get the feeling that maybe it's trying too hard.

 

[LiterallyAngel]

Supprimer

 

[strapon_tales]

And not the hardware section?

 

[LiterallyAngel]

Supprimer

 

[Sinny]

A few glo sticks, a colander and some socks. That's all you need for a slutty time at the Dollar Store. EC knows what I'm talking 'bout.

 

[DarkBee]

Did it have to do with this article?
http://failblog.org/2011/09/03/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-more-bang-for-your-buck/

 

[Killswitch]

A few glo sticks, a colander and some socks. That's all you need for a slutty time at the Dollar Store. EC knows what I'm talking 'bout.

Lets not forget some sanitary wipes.

 

[Killswitch]

Did it have to do with this article?
http://failblog.org/2011/09/03/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-more-bang-for-your-buck/

It's Anarchy!

 

[Sinny]

Lets not forget some sanitary wipes.

I so can't believe I forgot to list the sanitary wipes. And while we're at it, how about a box of Bugles. For nutrition and energy, ya know?