And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

[Babyslave]

My goodness, they just broke in with this NewsFlash!

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.


Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

 

[TarevaChine]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I am went to the grocery store today, and bought some Basic 4, but it was all crushed. I think a cereal killer had gotten to it.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I am went to the grocery store today, and bought some Basic 4, but it was all crushed. I think a cereal killer had gotten to it.

oat man, that doesn't make me feel cheerio at all bran really it makes me realize all the fruit loops out there these days.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

oat man, that doesn't make me feel cheerio at all bran really it makes me realize all the fruit loops out there these days.

Yep. Should have had his Lucky Charms with him, or learned to box more effectively. That's Life: dirty Trix.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Yep. Should have had his Lucky Charms with him, or learned to box more effectively. That's Life: dirty Trix.

Well you can expect the General Millin about of course, then he is going to milk it for all its worth and beg for some sucker to Post bail.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Spooner or later, we all Kix the bucket, of course. But what a way to go: grains spattered everywhere.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Spooner or later, we all Kix the bucket, of course. But what a way to go: grains spattered everywhere.

Yeah, not grape, nuts really. When death calls, its not like you can say Chex in the mail... Nope. Its like Sin a man ... Toast... CRUNCH!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yeah, not grape, nuts really. When death calls, its not like you can say Chex in the mail... Nope. Its like Sin a man ... Toast... CRUNCH!

Well, a bowl move would be to bran weapons outright. That'd be muesli to my ears.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Well, a bowl move would be to bran weapons outright. That'd be muesli to my ears.

Yes, but you loose the element of surprise inside, you just can't do it too spoon.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Sigh. I hate capital pun-ishment. But so many flakes. I may be willing to Eggo of my views on this if their is a Rice in cereal killings.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Sigh. I hate capital pun-ishment. But so many flakes. I may be willing to Eggo of my views on this if their is a Rice in cereal killings.

Hey now, don't waffle and leggo your meal principals! I bagel you, please, set the eggsample, don't just opt for what is coffee! Be syrup your truth! I read somewhere that you should write it down, because honoring the value of human life is something toast worthy and even if you feel like you are scrambling for thoughts and alpha bits as you jot it down, you won't be left morning what could have pen.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.
~~~~

Overheard in the bakery: "Whaz up cupcake?" "Muffin much."
~~~~

To err is human, to moo is bovine.
~~~~

http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/i/c/iceicebaby_fullpic_artwork.jpg

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it too.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your
count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed
per passenger.’

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
‘Dam!’

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoJ78oNFQHNfWBaP3UHhhHSYXvaeQfL8PKbSEeW6fM0ITTWK6SGA

 

[ruby_my_dear]

I stumbled apun this threat and wondered: How cane it be the Essense imparted through the puns here is so superior? Then it hit me...It must be the Oh Pain minds.

 

[midwestyankee]

I stumbled apun this threat and wondered: How cane it be the Essense imparted through the puns here is so superior? Then it hit me...It must be the Oh Pain minds.

I watched a movie tonight in which the main character was named Ruby. Probably not you, though. I didn't hear her make any puns.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I watched a movie tonight in which the main character was named Ruby. Probably not you, though. I didn't hear her make any puns.

So that ruby didn't slipper puns into casual conversation? Oz thinking we needed a revival of this thread, and perhaps this ruby newbie has the punning strength of tin men.

 

[midwestyankee]

So that ruby didn't slipper puns into casual conversation? Oz thinking we needed a revival of this thread, and perhaps this ruby newbie has the punning strength of tin men.

You wouldn't be lion cowardly here now, would you?

Sorry that I can't post more but I have a hot date with my second cousin's third cousin and, frankly, by the end of the afternoon I hope to munch kin.

 

[Chiara_searches]

So that ruby didn't slipper puns into casual conversation? Oz thinking we needed a revival of this thread, and perhaps this ruby newbie has the punning strength of tin men.

I toto agree with you. Dorthy sentiment at least. If Ruby Kansas back at you in pun style, then, yes she has the strength of tin men.

 

[midwestyankee]

So that ruby didn't slipper puns into casual conversation? Oz thinking we needed a revival of this thread, and perhaps this ruby newbie has the punning strength of tin men.

I toto agree with you. Dorthy sentiment at least. If Ruby Kansas back at you in pun style, then, yes she has the strength of tin men.

You're all soft.

I heard this morning that there's a kangaroo at the San Diego Zoo who has been displaying significant loss of energy. He's frequently discovered out of bounds.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You're all soft.

I heard this morning that there's a kangaroo at the San Diego Zoo who has been displaying significant loss of energy. He's frequently discovered out of bounds.

I heard about that too, but don't feel bad, the story was just a roos.

Did you hear about the Zoos marine rescue team saving a dolphin from a fishing net last week? So heart warming to hear about humans with a porpoise, isn't it?

 

[ruby_my_dear]

So that ruby didn't slipper puns into casual conversation? Oz thinking we needed a revival of this thread, and perhaps this ruby newbie has the punning strength of tin men.

Iron you nice! Iodide if you had been mean. Pottasium that you ore a gentleman and would never be such a boron line.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

I watched a movie tonight in which the main character was named Ruby. Probably not you, though. I didn't hear her make any puns.

Hmmm. Emmy think...Yes...I was in a Hollywood movie once but film correct that you Cannes possibly have scene it.