Rock'em Sock'em Keeper League 2011 - Redux

[islandman]

Team owners,

- We are drafting on Tuesday, September 6th at 7:45pm ET.

- Keepers are due to me by Thursday, September 1st end-of-day.

- The expansion draft will begin at 9:00am ET on September 2nd.

For those of you in the expansion draft - Chance_G, Lasher, LillyO, Rimmy, Spence99 - I'm going to conduct it via email given that you're all more likely to be able to access personal emails from the office/your smartphone than you are the Lit site. I have everyone's emails, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Owners - Teams

Division 1:

Grovin' - MakersandIce

Peyton Manning
Mike Wallace
Ray Rice

Wile E Coyote - Chance_G

Aaron Rodgers
Dez Bryant
Miles Austin

Jeff Reed's Sluts - Lasher

Drew Brees
Steven Jackson
Brandon Lloyd

The Johnny Savages - JohnnySavage

Danny Amendola
Josh Freeman
Frank Gore

Hurricane Cowboys - hurricane64

Philip Rivers
Jamaal Charles
Chris Johnson

Walking with Peebs - P.B. Walker

Michael Vick
Jason Witten
M. Jones-Drew

Wolfe Pack - serwolfe

Roddy White
Larry Fitzgerald
Darren Mcfadden


Division 2:

Lava Gina's 49ers - LillyO

Tom Brady
Matt Forte
Hakeem Nicks

Spenceinator - Spence99

LeSean McCoy
Tony Romo
L. Blount

Gallifreyan - Rimmy

Andre Johnson
Vincent Jackson
Shonn Greene

The Architects - KRCummings

Peyton Hillis
Big Ben
Hines Ward

Swedish chef - Radiohead

Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)

4th and Fabulous - FinePhilly

Arian Foster
Matt Schaub
Michael Turner

Fightin' Ferrets - Islandman

Rashard Mendenhall
Greg Jennings
Ahmad Bradshaw

 

[P. B. Walker]

Weeeeee



Should we place bets to see if KRC goes 0-6 or pulls out the first win at 0-5?

lol

 

[FinePhilly]

Hey Islandman.

Steve Smith.

 

[islandman]

Hey Islandman.

Steve Smith.

Hey, FinePhilly.

Dog-killer...

Okay, maybe that was a little harsh....still,

 

[FinePhilly]

Hey, FinePhilly.

Dog-killer...

Okay, maybe that was a little harsh....still,

It's ok. Vick is a killer.......

A GIANT KILLER!

 

[islandman]

It's ok. Vick is a killer.......

A GIANT KILLER!

*boo*

*hiss*

*microfracture surgery be damned, we signed him for the playbook!*

 

[islandman]

It's ok. Vick is a killer.......

A GIANT KILLER!

You will enjoy this more than I did:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...shes-out-at-disgruntled-fans-o?urn=nfl-wp4969

 

[Chance_G]

Islandman,

Must have had the blinkers on. I could have sworn there were 4 teams in the expansion draft and didn't see LilyO's name included - so much for reading comprehension. Anyway your answer gave me the information I needed. It appears 3 teams did not carry over to this year.

 

[islandman]

Islandman,

Must have had the blinkers on. I could have sworn there were 4 teams in the expansion draft and didn't see LilyO's name included - so much for reading comprehension. Anyway your answer gave me the information I needed. It appears 3 teams did not carry over to this year.

Yes, three teams.

 

[FinePhilly]

You will enjoy this more than I did:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...shes-out-at-disgruntled-fans-o?urn=nfl-wp4969

You're right. I did enjoy that. Hey, I hear Osi is looking for a new home too. Maybe he'll join the "Giants who have seen the light and recognized that it's actually the headlights of the oncoming train that is their 11/12 season" club in Philly.

You know, there might even be room on the Dream Team bandwagon for you.

 

[KRCummings]

My team demands a new stadium or we're moving.


Yeah, I heard that joke on the radio this morning. Sue me.

 

[islandman]

You're right. I did enjoy that. Hey, I hear Osi is looking for a new home too. Maybe he'll join the "Giants who have seen the light and recognized that it's actually the headlights of the oncoming train that is their 11/12 season" club in Philly.

You know, there might even be room on the Dream Team bandwagon for you.

You really worked hard on that joke, all for naught. Had you put your talents towards a more productive use...

Teams' success wax and wane, but my love of the Giants remains steadfast.


*sets fire to Eagles' bandwagon*


Also: http://twitpic.com/64ycwr

 

[Lasher]

*sets fire to Eagles' bandwagon*

Don't sweat it. You don't buy Super Bowls. Neither the Eagles or Jets will win it this year.

 

[Radiohead]

My 3

Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)

 

[LillyO]

Don't sweat it. You don't buy Super Bowls. Neither the Eagles or Jets will win it this year.

Jeff Reed signed with the Seahawks so i should know this, does he have tons of sluts?

 

[Lasher]

Jeff Reed signed with the Seahawks so i should know this, does he have tons of sluts?

He does. I was at Pens game the last year that Mellon Arena was open and sat a section over and a couple rows back from Jeff Reed and his mom and there were still sluts everywhere!

He's also been cited for pissing on a cop and beating the hell out of a towel dispenser in a public bathroom.

More fun Jeff Reed facts...

When he still lived in Pittsburgh he went to the same hair salon my wife does and she was in a chair next to him the day before the Steelers released him.

 

[FinePhilly]

Don't sweat it. You don't buy Super Bowls. Neither the Eagles or Jets will win it this year.

Quoted so you can't go back and edit this in January.

 

[FinePhilly]

You really worked hard on that joke, all for naught. Had you put your talents towards a more productive use...

Teams' success wax and wane, but my love of the Giants remains steadfast.


*sets fire to Eagles' bandwagon*


Also: http://twitpic.com/64ycwr

See, I can respect that....a real fan. Even if it is for the wrong team. And I'm not even going to comment on that link. Ewww.

 

[Lasher]

Quoted so you can't go back and edit this in January.

I'll post it every day between now and Feb 5th if you need me to.

 

[islandman]

See, I can respect that....a real fan. Even if it is for the wrong team. And I'm not even going to comment on that link. Ewww.

So what's the deal with Maclin?

 

[islandman]

Anyone interested in playing survival football?

 

[Radiohead]

Anyone interested in playing survival football?

I'll play, but not if gets reset.

I won one a couple of years ago, but because everyone else was out, the commish reset it, and yahoo declared it a nothing league

 

[P. B. Walker]

I can start mine up from last year. I only reset it last year because I won. It wasn't even halfway thru the season. Plus I gave everyone 2 strikes. So to me it was begging for a reset.

But i can set it up with no reset this year.

 

[FinePhilly]

So what's the deal with Maclin?

He's got AIDS.

Or maybe Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Or Plaxico's gun went off at an inopportune moment when they were hanging.

Or it's complications from mono that he had in the offseason.

Or Andy Reid is just screwing with other teams.

Pick one or add ypur own.

 

[islandman]

I can start mine up from last year. I only reset it last year because I won. It wasn't even halfway thru the season. Plus I gave everyone 2 strikes. So to me it was begging for a reset.

But i can set it up with no reset this year.

I'm okay with the no-reset. Set it up and chef and I are in.