Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[blackstallion21]

In a theater. I had gone by myself to kill time before meeting back up with some friends. The movie was really terrible but I had to wait. On a whim I ended up pulling my jacket over my lap and teasing myself under my skirt.

There were people around but not right next to me...it probably went on about 45 minutes and no one noticed. I didn't plan to finish, but when I could tell the movie was almost over I went for it. I'm usually kind of loud so it was a struggle to stay quiet and mostly still. Afterward I washed up in the restroom, splashed cold water on my face so I wouldn't look so flushed, and found my friends. No one ever knew.

FUCK! I was waiting for a male's reaction reading the first paragraph of your post, and when I saw that you were a female, I think I came in my pants!!!
DAMN!

Well as mentioned last night I was working late and alone.reading this and other threads, I simply couldn't concentrate so I decided to take matters into my own hands so to speak, thinking about the hot milf hr lady. I've jerked off at my last job, but this was the first time at this one.

I've got much more exciting stories but those will have to wait til I get home ;-)

Come on... Tell us more!

 

[busaguy]

Well lets see. I've got a few...
Heres an interesting one.

Every now and then I get a bit of an exhibitionist streak... Well late one night I was looking at porn, when I decided to make it a bit more interesting. The place I was living at had a baseball field next to it, with a semi-main street going along-side. This was well after midnight, and the baseball field was dark, although the street was well lit. I started by just waking over to the field, then whipping it out and jerking off. Eventually that progressed into walking around with the pants at my ankles, which led to walking around the field naked carrying my clothes, still jerkin the gurkin of course. When I got close I sat down on the bleachers (which were freezing cold, btw) and had a great orgasm mostly due to the thrill and excitement.

 

[blackstallion21]

Well lets see. I've got a few...
Heres an interesting one.

Every now and then I get a bit of an exhibitionist streak... Well late one night I was looking at porn, when I decided to make it a bit more interesting. The place I was living at had a baseball field next to it, with a semi-main street going along-side. This was well after midnight, and the baseball field was dark, although the street was well lit. I started by just waking over to the field, then whipping it out and jerking off. Eventually that progressed into walking around with the pants at my ankles, which led to walking around the field naked carrying my clothes, still jerkin the gurkin of course. When I got close I sat down on the bleachers (which were freezing cold, btw) and had a great orgasm mostly due to the thrill and excitement.

This is me NOT admitting I got a hard-on thinking reading this... But here's the reason why... I would SO do something like this! Especially if I had a couple glasses of liquid courage and there would be nothing stopping me! Loved this post!!!

 

[SpaceCowboy7]

I masterbated my girlfriend every day under a blanket in a church bus loaded with 50 other kids and chaperones on a two week trip.

I've done tons of jack-offs in the shower, watching porn, and while reading stories on Literotica as I am sure all you other guys and gals have done.

Circle jerk in boy scouts.

I have to say I think this entry is getting me hot! Mine was late at night in the cornfield with nothing on but my boots!

 

[tekgirl]

In the car, with a new vibrator, while on the MassPike.

No, I wasn't the one driving. I can multitask, but not that well.

 

[ffdan]

Now thats hot tekgirl

 

[blackstallion21]

I have to say I think this entry is getting me hot! Mine was late at night in the cornfield with nothing on but my boots!

lol cowboy...

In the car, with a new vibrator, while on the MassPike.

No, I wasn't the one driving. I can multitask, but not that well.

the mental pic is wonderful!

Now thats hot tekgirl

yes it is!

 

[blackstallion21]

B U M P

Come on people... tell me more!

 

[blackstallion21]

Come on... I've let a couple of threads die... but this one can't... share with the world! lol

 

[im_a_man]

I was house-sitting once for a neighbor... ended up with me rubbing myself against the neighbor lady's panties!!!

 

[blackstallion21]

I was house-sitting once for a neighbor... ended up with me rubbing myself against the neighbor lady's panties!!!

This is something that I might do considering the circumstances...

Thanks for responding

 

[Irwin34]

I was dog sitting one night for a couple my mum worked with once when I was 19, spent most of the night naked in their bed with the womans panties around my hard cock as I wanked.

 

[ahungrymind]

In a church.

I was alone, and a teenager, and had a raging hard on and... well I felt terrible cleaning my cum up with christ on the cross looking at me.

 

[Irwin34]

I think I did it almost once a week at church when I was a teenager.

 

[blackstallion21]

I was dog sitting one night for a couple my mum worked with once when I was 19, spent most of the night naked in their bed with the womans panties around my hard cock as I wanked.

This is hot, kind of weird, I couldn't masturbate to my mom's ANYTHING but either way... this is hot!

In a church.

I was alone, and a teenager, and had a raging hard on and... well I felt terrible cleaning my cum up with christ on the cross looking at me.

This one... I couldn't do that FOR ANYTHING! I'm too religious! Sex is a great thing, but there are certain places that I COULDN'T do that, and a church is one of them!

I think I did it almost once a week at church when I was a teenager.

refer to above comment

 

[Irwin34]

This is hot, kind of weird, I couldn't masturbate to my mom's ANYTHING but either way... this is hot!

The only conection that the woman who's house and dogs i was looking after had with my mum was she worked with her, I had only met her once before and when i had been at her house for about an hour i whent looking through her stuff and found her sexy panties so i got naked and enjoyed a long wank with them around my hard cock

 

[crash197177]

In the steam room of a spa. Nobody was around and I was in no hurry and I just couldn't help myself

 

[TheSmellofSex]

Probably in a swimming pool. Of course the fact that I've never had a swimming pool in my own backyard makes it a little crazier.

 

[stigerden]

So, I'm in my "room" at Rampton SH and in walks Braun Hilda with my "Vitamins".

A finer figure of a woman there never was...Think Prof Peach's ideal woman from The Italian Job ("Are they big? I like them big....BIG")

As she shuffled across the floor, her pendulous boobs arced past her belly button, I was erotically transfixed as the wigwam in my pj's attested.

Apparently bromide free I pleaded with her to loosen the buckles on my "special" jacket so I could take care of my little problem, she just smiled, pinched my nose, poured the pills down, walked out and locked the door... The MINX!

Well that was it, I shimmied to my feet and feeling the texture of the quilted wall coverings proceeded to rub one out against that luscious material.


Crazy Days eh?

 

[sexykittykay]

At work as a lifeguard. i had a lot of free time..

 

[blackstallion21]

This is hot, kind of weird, I couldn't masturbate to my mom's ANYTHING but either way... this is hot!

The only conection that the woman who's house and dogs i was looking after had with my mum was she worked with her, I had only met her once before and when i had been at her house for about an hour i whent looking through her stuff and found her sexy panties so i got naked and enjoyed a long wank with them around my hard cock

OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking about your mom's panties! lol

In the steam room of a spa. Nobody was around and I was in no hurry and I just couldn't help myself

I agree with this totally, and I did kind of the same thing with my job as a life guard...

Probably in a swimming pool. Of course the fact that I've never had a swimming pool in my own backyard makes it a little crazier.

That's pretty hot, TELL US WHERE PLEASE!!!

So, I'm in my "room" at Rampton SH and in walks Braun Hilda with my "Vitamins".

A finer figure of a woman there never was...Think Prof Peach's ideal woman from The Italian Job ("Are they big? I like them big....BIG")

As she shuffled across the floor, her pendulous boobs arced past her belly button, I was erotically transfixed as the wigwam in my pj's attested.

Apparently bromide free I pleaded with her to loosen the buckles on my "special" jacket so I could take care of my little problem, she just smiled, pinched my nose, poured the pills down, walked out and locked the door... The MINX!

Well that was it, I shimmied to my feet and feeling the texture of the quilted wall coverings proceeded to rub one out against that luscious material.


Crazy Days eh?

Either your're a great story teller, or that is ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD!
That is the best answer to this thread YET!

At work as a lifeguard. i had a lot of free time..

See above... (trust me, I had the same experience! LOVED being a Lifeguard!

 

[curiousisjane]

.....

In the bathroom whilst out with a boyfriend, he dared me to do it and prove it so I did. I held my fingers to his nose to prove it.
In my defence, I had one or two glasses of wine...!

 

[nisha_in61]

In the bathroom whilst out with a boyfriend, he dared me to do it and prove it so I did. I held my fingers to his nose to prove it.
In my defence, I had one or two glasses of wine...!

Goodness. It was hot to make him sniff your fingers to prove him.

 

[blackstallion21]

In the bathroom whilst out with a boyfriend, he dared me to do it and prove it so I did. I held my fingers to his nose to prove it.
In my defence, I had one or two glasses of wine...!

Goodness. It was hot to make him sniff your fingers to prove him.

I would have dared you to do that too... that's just how I am, and I think I would have wanted to take you to the bathroom or the car after you waved your fingers under my nose! WOW this is Hot Jane!

Your man is Lucky!

 

[toofaced]

I've never posted before. when I saw this thread I had to join in!

solo, in the back of a car on a 16hr road trip with dad driving... it was just he and I. In a hot tub, mom was having a conversation with me while I got off on the jets. I have a feeling she knew what I was doing.

I prefer help. Bf got me off on his parents couch. His brother came home in the middle so he covered me up with a blanket. His brother proceeded to watch a movie with us. Bf decided to start fucking me instead while his brother had no idea.

A few times while in the car. Pants off, shirt up and him playing with me.

The best I think was at a local park. There's a walking trail and creek with a ton of people who frequent. It was just turning dusk and a light fog was settling in so it was hard to see anyone approaching until it was "too late". He sat on the bench and I sat on his (hard on) lap facing the trail with my pants down to my knees. I know it was his goal to be caught, but it was so hot I came quick.