Gaia_Lorraine
I Love Shoes
- Joined
- Dec 8, 2004
- Posts
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Sounds like you've gotten yourself a real winner there, Lorraine......
His reply...
Eeeks!
That wasn't funny!
Sorted

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Sounds like you've gotten yourself a real winner there, Lorraine......
And to all those who are interested in my bush
I am a natural redhead and my pubes are ginger.
Women may dye their hair but never their pubes![]()
Ye, sorry about that, Lorraine. I got too excited thinking about your 10 years of filth that has been collected on your person.
Phwoar!
I want your pubes!!!![]()
Hi danzzzI know you are out there
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You can have my pubes (and their surroundings) anytime my love, you know that
Rarrrrrrrrrrr![]()
You can have my pubes (and their surroundings) anytime my love, you know that
Rarrrrrrrrrrr![]()
This is a very Pube-essence thread.....I love it!
Are all men mesbians? I suspect they are![]()
This is a very Pube-essence thread.....I love it!
Oh yes pleaseIt's been a while since I tasted some real sapphic sex. I just love your holiest of holies... Mmmmmmmmmm. Now I'm craving!!
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... IYOU
Oh yes pleaseIt's been a while since I tasted some real sapphic sex. I just love your holiest of holies... Mmmmmmmmmm. Now I'm craving!!
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... IYOU
Hi rbijon![]()
... Welcome
Shaven Redhead Vibe Play
For Lorraine with my imaginery complimentsENJOY !!
... I am
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I wish my love....![]()
Manly men don't exist now, or something.
Every one of us is a mesbian, or full on gay AFAIK.
There are a couple out there who didn't get the memo. They were too busy beating up old people and trying to sell their teeth to markets though.
Hi rbijon![]()
... Welcome
Shaven Redhead Vibe Play
For Lorraine with my imaginery complimentsENJOY !!
... I am
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And which one of the stereotypes are you? I sense you have unique qualities that mabe set you apart?
Watching that movie I posted was genuine. I would love to have been there, shaven or not, if it was you my love, and taste those gorgeous love juices. I would have drank every single drop of you and savoured you. Then, once your vibe play was over, I would give you passionate loving kisses, sharing you. Then I would share your vibe and let you watch me, letting you share my liquid love in the same way...
Almost perfect![]()
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Manly men don't exist now, or something.
Every one of us is a mesbian, or full on gay AFAIK.
There are a couple out there who didn't get the memo. They were too busy beating up old people and trying to sell their teeth to markets though.
The unique ability I have is to realise I am the same as everyone else and know there is nothing special about me.
That and the fact I have 3 fully functional arms.
Want to buy some false teeth btw? I ahem, found them at an old ladies house while I was cleaning her garden *whistle*
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Try telling my husband that. He's a Geordie and intelligent. Something tells me that is dangerous. I just hope he stays calm and cool. His mates in Newcastle scare the shit out of me the way they just talk.
But, to be honest, I love him to bits![]()
Nah, I work in the NHS, want to buy a prosthetic?![]()
Intelligent is good, most guys who are clever don't get into Neanderthal mode. I know I don't.
THat makes me sound like I am bigging myself up to be intelligent there as well, I know. Hmmm. I shouldn't do that!
A prosthetic? I will swap you 14 sets of false teeth I "procured" for one leg, 2 arms and a hip. I'll also need some wax, a water buffalo, 10 yards of string and a 5 iron...
Where I am from? Where I was born? Where I see as home? Where I spend most of my time, or where do I reside?
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