3 Blondes in a Bentley......there's going to be alot of jokes about this one.

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Q: What do 3 blondes in a Bentley have in common with an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, and a Porsche?

A: A millon dollar fender bender.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html

I doubt if I could trade in both my cars for the spare tire of one of those cars. I hope they saved money by switching to Geico.

 

[thør]

Q: What do 3 blondes in a Bentley have in common with an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, and a Porsche?

A: A millon dollar fender bender.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html

I doubt if I could trade in both my cars for the spare tire of one of those cars. I hope they saved money by switching to Geico.

I could afford the air in the tires......

 

[Colonel Hogan]

No Gucci bag deployment?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

No Gucci bag deployment?

Their lips saved them.

 

[RoryN]

Q: What do 3 blondes in a Bentley have in common with an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, and a Porsche?

A: A millon dollar fender bender.

"What do you get when you add/put together" is what you were looking for.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Q: What do 3 blondes in a Bentley have in common with an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, and a Porsche?

A: A millon dollar fender bender.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html

I doubt if I could trade in both my cars for the spare tire of one of those cars. I hope they saved money by switching to Geico.

http://franksfunnies.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/geico-loco.jpg?w=445&h=640

 

[garbage can]

Q: What do 3 blondes in a Bentley have in common with an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, and a Porsche?

A: A millon dollar fender bender.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html

I doubt if I could trade in both my cars for the spare tire of one of those cars. I hope they saved money by switching to Geico.

Do you realize this is a racist, feminist joke?

Do you realize how many fucking blondes in this world have been offended (if they see it)?

 

[RoryN]

Do you realize this is a racist, feminist joke?

Except that it isn't a racist joke. Or a feminist joke.

Other than that, right on.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Their lips saved them.

Either that or the boob jobs.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Do you realize this is a racist, feminist joke?

Do you realize how many fucking blondes in this world have been offended (if they see it)?

Nothing racist or feminist about it. They are probably sitting in the same car texting each other bitching about this thread.

Besides, I was a blonde until it turned brown in my late 20s. Now the brown is turning grey. I missed my blonde hair when it turned brown. Now I am starting to miss the brown ones.

 

[RoryN]

A blonde walks into a library and goes to the front desk. She sees a man sitting behind it and says, "I'd like a burger and fries."

The man raises an eyebrow, stunned. "Um, ma'am...this is a library."

The blonde says, "Oh, sorry, sorry!" *whispering* "I'd like a burger and fries."

 

[torchthebitch]

Ahem!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=771824

 

[Braschi]

Except that it isn't a racist joke. Or a feminist joke.

Other than that, right on.

Really, let's try that again, shall we:

A black walks into a library and goes to the front desk. She sees a man sitting behind it and says, "I'd like a burger and fries."

The man raises an eyebrow, stunned. "Um, ma'am...this is a library."

The black says, "Oh, sorry, sorry!" *whispering* "I'd like a burger and fries."

Are you still laughing? Because all I did was change the colour...

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

A blonde walks into a library and goes to the front desk. She sees a man sitting behind it and says, "I'd like a burger and fries."

The man raises an eyebrow, stunned. "Um, ma'am...this is a library."

The blonde says, "Oh, sorry, sorry!" *whispering* "I'd like a burger and fries."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctVteQDRIM

 

[RoryN]

Really, let's try that again, shall we:

A black walks into a library and goes to the front desk. She sees a man sitting behind it and says, "I'd like a burger and fries."

The man raises an eyebrow, stunned. "Um, ma'am...this is a library."

The black says, "Oh, sorry, sorry!" *whispering* "I'd like a burger and fries."

Are you still laughing?

Yep.

I personally don't have a problem with racial humor as long as it doesn't come from a place of hatred and ignorance - specifically meaning, the person telling it, by my definition. That kills the joke.

I can understand arguments to the contrary, but that's my take. *shrug*