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Stella_Omega

Stella_Omega

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so, I do squirt. Not buckets, but things get pretty squishy at times.

Friday night, I was with an EXPERT OMFG and I squirted-- buckets! twice!!!

Well, for the entire weekend I was noticing how easy it was to pee :D

Seriously, nice clean stream, fast fall, a sort of tight snapoff at the end, yanno what I'm saying? At the same time, I was really uninterested in doing much fucking-- my pussy was a bit sore in fact. That was a helluva good time.

So last night I noticed that it wasn't quite as easy to pee... Like, the Skene's gland is all full of squirt again, and it's constricting my urethra. Again.

*note to self* Do something about this! But not at work.
 
Stella_Omega said:
I squirted-- buckets! twice!!!

Well, for the entire weekend I was noticing how easy it was to pee :D

last night I noticed that it wasn't quite as easy to pee... Like, the Skene's gland is all full of squirt again, and it's constricting my urethra. Again.
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And that surprises you? The skene's gland is the female counterpart to the male prostate, and being the case, there is no reason the two shouldn't function similar. The male prostate can restrict urine flow also.
 
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I wish I could but more than that I wish I were with a woman that did. Seems to be a bit rare tho.
 
Going to give it a try thanks Stella. I ordered it (wish I had a Kindle) and maybe I can learn something.
 
I have squirted before but not with anyone. I'm wondering if I could do it with someone now . . .
 
I bought my girl that book, and when she learned to squirt...OMG!! we ruined 2 sets of sheets and soaked the mattress!! she became so sensitive i could make her cum on demand! it was sooooo hott!!! i love to feel her juices all over me...head to toe!
 
BTW, Stella, I agree with what you said about it being easier to use the bathroom after squirting. I've noticed the same thing. I wish I could squirt all the time. Hmmm, perhaps some practice is in order.;)
 
spraybomb13 said:
I bought my girl that book, and when she learned to squirt...OMG!! we ruined 2 sets of sheets and soaked the mattress!! she became so sensitive i could make her cum on demand! it was sooooo hott!!! i love to feel her juices all over me...head to toe!
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Note to self:

Waterproof matress cover toot sweet!:D
 
Stella_Omega said:
Note to self:

Waterproof matress cover toot sweet!:D
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Same here! I have soaked the bed many many times and feel like I am constantly washing sheets and the mattress cover.

I realized I could make myself squirt a few years ago, but no one else ever could (in fact the ex used to complain that I was too wet as it was ... and he never saw me squirt :rolleyes: ). Mistress makes me squirt consistently and easily (it seems ;) )

Can't say I noticed it being easier to pee afterwards though.
 
Lilac_Sky said:
Same here! I have soaked the bed many many times and feel like I am constantly washing sheets and the mattress cover.

I realized I could make myself squirt a few years ago, but no one else ever could (in fact the ex used to complain that I was too wet as it was ... and he never saw me squirt :rolleyes: ). Mistress makes me squirt consistently and easily (it seems ;) )

Can't say I noticed it being easier to pee afterwards though.
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hee, if you're doing it a lot, you'd pee easy all the time!
 
the best is when HWHMMLWL hits that sweet spot and we both start getting splashed with every thrust....(aaagh my eye!)
then he makes me sleep in the lake;)
 
Stella_Omega said:
hee, if you're doing it a lot, you'd pee easy all the time!
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You've got a point there, if I make her squirt all the time and that makes it eaier for her to pee then it's always easy for her to pee, so she wouldn't see a difference :D
 
Ok, I conducted an experiment this afternoon and found out that I can make myself squirt, not just by listening to something erotic, but by using my vibe and thinking about something erotic and being extremely turned on. I'm curious to see if someone else could make me squirt now.
 
Mz_Cunningham said:
You've got a point there, if I make her squirt all the time and that makes it eaier for her to pee then it's always easy for her to pee, so she wouldn't see a difference :D
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Don't allow her to orgasm for a couple days, see if she starts feeling congested

Strictly for science. :devil:
 
Stella_Omega said:
Don't allow her to orgasm for a couple days, see if she starts feeling congested

Strictly for science. :devil:
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Mz_Cunningham said:
It will make a difference from yesterday :cool:

But that's why I do everything, for science. I'm sure she will agree
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*whispers to Stella* Would you please not give my sadistic Mistress any encouragement?

Yes Mistress, all in the name of science. ;) :kiss:
 
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