Bits and pieces

[DeepRedLips]

the problem with taking junk pics is that there really is no good way to take them... not to mention the risk of them surfacing some time during my second term as senator or city council alderman or some shit like that.

not that I really give a fuck. I really don't see me as someone that would actually run... let alone run and right off the bat make mention I got some pretty batshit crazy shit floating around on the net and if you are one offended by such then I'm probably not the guy to vote for. But if you aren't and like a guy like that then I'm your fucking man because... yeah.

interns and congressional pages with a fuck-lust for fulfilling and having their own sexual desires possibly fulfilled please make such information known within the first paragraph of your cover letter... because that's all I'm really going to read anyway.

Yeah I'm not overly fond of random junk pics. You're right, there's no surefire way to take a good junk pic.

I just like engaging in a little harassment.

 

[y=mx+b]

Yeah I'm not overly fond of random junk pics. You're right, there's no surefire way to take a good junk pic.

I just like engaging in a little harassment.

Finally... a written admission to harassment. I'm filing this with HR. Expect to hear from my attorney!

 

[DeepRedLips]

Finally... a written admission to harassment. I'm filing this with HR. Expect to hear from my attorney!

Fuck HR! Fuck your attorney! And fuck y-

...uh I mean, no comment.

 

[y=mx+b]

Fuck HR! Fuck your attorney! And fuck y-

...uh I mean, no comment.

You may have inspired me to write a little something about fucking. I can't say that I will because I don't want to pin myself down... but if you want to, I welcome it.

 

[DeepRedLips]

You may have inspired me to write a little something about fucking. I can't say that I will because I don't want to pin myself down... but if you want to, I welcome it.

I support it.

 

[y=mx+b]

fuck it's fucking hot.

somewhere during our 5hr road trip back home I got to thinking about... fuck it, I don't remember because the AC shit the bed in our car some time ago and never got it fixed because we're looking to get a new used car in the not too distant distant near future.

I recall the thought being the ramblings of writing about fucking... but fuck if I know for certain.


you assholes have been updated.

-out-

 

[Vixxennn]

fuck it's fucking hot.

somewhere during our 5hr road trip back home I got to thinking about... fuck it, I don't remember because the AC shit the bed in our car some time ago and never got it fixed because we're looking to get a new used car in the not too distant distant near future.

I recall the thought being the ramblings of writing about fucking... but fuck if I know for certain.


you assholes have been updated.

-out-

I love this update simply because of the bolded sentences. This is the exact way that I feel today. I'm happy that there's you to voice it.

 

[DeepRedLips]

I could've done with a little more use of the word "fuck". For once, even the Russian judges agree.

 

[Honey123]

fuck it's fucking hot.

somewhere during our 5hr road trip back home I got to thinking about... fuck it, I don't remember because the AC shit the bed in our car some time ago and never got it fixed because we're looking to get a new used car in the not too distant distant near future.

I recall the thought being the ramblings of writing about fucking... but fuck if I know for certain.


you assholes have been updated.

-out-

You, sir, have a potty mouth!

Next time you open your mouth to curse, someone should stick their tongue in there and lick it clean!

 

[y=mx+b]

because somethings should be shared with my lit friends...

The email I sent to my wife at work just now... and it's honest to fuck true. I hope to fuck I don't lose the mood; if by chance, a bit of it has rubbed off on her for when she gets home...


Subject: In other news... (because prior to sending this one I sent her an email on the status of our new neighbors moving in on the top floor upstairs)

Body: I'm super really fucking horny and have been for the past couple days now.
and not the nice romantic kind of horny
but the throw you around
sloppy
wet
body slapping
hair pulling
lip biting
hand-over-mouth
choke-fucking
up-against-the-wall-no-part-of-you-goes-unnoticed
type of fucking horny

I can dial back the choke-fucking part as I know that isn't so much your thing if doing so would hasten the time it would take to feel my balls slap against your clit... and yes I am well aware of your period and "if I could give you one more day..." and all that, but that's what showers are for and we can knock-out the up-against-the-wall part and your hair would be easier to grab hold of so that I can press your tits and face against the cold tile as I kick your legs apart all the while I entertain myself with the thought of sending a stream of hot piss up the center of your back and watching it cascade down the crack of your ass and across your asshole because... yeah... fuck if I'm not that type of guy right now.

 

[y=mx+b]

fuck you lit show my post!

 

[_me_]

The email I sent to my wife at work just now... and it's honest to fuck true. I hope to fuck I don't lose the mood; if by chance, a bit of it has rubbed off on her for when she gets home...


Subject: In other news... (because prior to sending this one I sent her an email on the status of our new neighbors moving in on the top floor upstairs)

Body: I'm super really fucking horny and have been for the past couple days now.
and not the nice romantic kind of horny
but the throw you around
sloppy
wet
body slapping
hair pulling
lip biting
hand-over-mouth
choke-fucking
up-against-the-wall-no-part-of-you-goes-unnoticed
type of fucking horny

I can dial back the choke-fucking part as I know that isn't so much your thing if doing so would hasten the time it would take to feel my balls slap against your clit... and yes I am well aware of your period and "if I could give you one more day..." and all that, but that's what showers are for and we can knock-out the up-against-the-wall part and your hair would be easier to grab hold of so that I can press your tits and face against the cold tile as I kick your legs apart all the while I entertain myself with the thought of sending a stream of hot piss up the center of your back and watching it cascade down the crack of your ass and across your asshole because... yeah... fuck if I'm not that type of guy right now.

I wish I got emails like that off hubby!!

 

[y=mx+b]

I fucking told them.

 

[DeepRedLips]

If that doesn't inspire her to fake getting sick just so she can go home early, then I don't know what would.

 

[CorpsNav]

Let me get this thread back on the right track - Your pics are simply beautiful

 

[y=mx+b]

Checked my email

Her reply?

That actually works for me.

 

[y=mx+b]

She just got home slipped, into something comfy, and is kicking back.


I gotta drink more water.



Speaking of water. Time to tend to my poor flowers outside.

 

[Vixxennn]

She just got home slipped, into something comfy, and is kicking back.


I gotta drink more water.



Speaking of water. Time to tend to my poor flowers outside.

This sounds like a let down. Perhaps the main event is scheduled for later.

 

[y=mx+b]

This sounds like a let down. Perhaps the main event is scheduled for later.

no let down... but years of being together has taught me that rain checks are all to easily exchanged... which is why I got James Taylor spinning on the record player right now. Having neglected to shave today may also prove to be helpful when I reiterate my desire to feel her rise on her tip-toes and make her wish she was just that much taller or had something to stand on to keep the head of my cock from pushing her cervix up into whatever the fuck is above it.

 

[DeepRedLips]

no let down... but years of being together has taught me that rain checks are all to easily exchanged... which is why I got James Taylor spinning on the record player right now. Having neglected to shave today may also prove to be helpful when I reiterate my desire to feel her rise on her tip-toes and make her wish she was just that much taller or had something to stand on to keep the head of my cock from pushing her cervix up into whatever the fuck is above it.

Anatomy lessons from Dr. Y are my favorite part of the day.

 

[Vixxennn]

no let down... but years of being together has taught me that rain checks are all to easily exchanged... which is why I got James Taylor spinning on the record player right now. Having neglected to shave today may also prove to be helpful when I reiterate my desire to feel her rise on her tip-toes and make her wish she was just that much taller or had something to stand on to keep the head of my cock from pushing her cervix up into whatever the fuck is above it.

Fuck you look good.

 

[DeepRedLips]

Fuck you look good.

Agreed.

If your wife decides to tap out this round, at least she has alternates on this thread at the ready. Fuckin' teamwork is what that is.

 

[Honey123]

no let down... but years of being together has taught me that rain checks are all to easily exchanged... which is why I got James Taylor spinning on the record player right now. Having neglected to shave today may also prove to be helpful when I reiterate my desire to feel her rise on her tip-toes and make her wish she was just that much taller or had something to stand on to keep the head of my cock from pushing her cervix up into whatever the fuck is above it.

what the fuck is in the other picture??

Oh..and the second one looks nice.

 

[y=mx+b]

one word...


anal.

 

[Vixxennn]

You really do cash in.