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BlackSnake

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What plans do you have for today?

I'm off to work in 30min. I'll be thinking of erotic stories to while I try to be impressive on my day job.
 
What plans do you have for today?

I'm off to work in 30min. I'll be thinking of erotic stories to while I try to be impressive on my day job.

So... good luck? :)

My plans: keep the kids occupied. Get to the pool, damn it. I paid for the membership!
 
It's nice to see you around. :rose:

Yes, I've been shooting fashion and creative photography and publishing a print magazine for aspiring models, and one for artist nude models, of course. I back working in my career field, so I'm leaving the photography for special projects or unless some really hot model pops up and want to get naked.
 
Yes, I've been shooting fashion and creative photography and publishing a print magazine for aspiring models, and one for artist nude models, of course. I back working in my career field, so I'm leaving the photography for special projects or unless some really hot model pops up and want to get naked.
Nice!
 
Snerk! I started cleaning up the orchids and was then going to go install the lumber rack on the rear of the garage, change the blade on my bandsaw and start ripping up fruit tree logs into lumber until it started to drizzle! Drizzle, in SoCal, in July? So instead I came back inside, washed all the dishes and pans and I guess I'll try to write a bit. I still intend to get that damned task done today. Those stupid logs have been lying around for a year and a half and its time they started the long road into furniture.

Anyway, back to my story . . .
 
My plans for the day?

Well, this morning right after breakfast, I'd planned simply to straighten the computer desk which led to cleaning the keyboard which led to losing the "v" cap somewhere on the basement floor as well as breaking the numeral pad "+" key which led to a continuous stream of +++ which led to the need for a new keyboard which led to a trip to WalMart which led to a stint in the beautician's chair which was interrupted by a chemical spill and a total building evacuation which led to a trip out into the parking lot and a visit from the fire trucks and the hazmat team which led to a trip to Staples to buy a replacement keyboard which led to another trip down to the basement to install the keyboard and the new mouse which led to a lot more time spent down there because while the mouse installed immediately, the computer went into a snit and refused to acknowledge the existence of the new wireless upstart until it was rebooted twice and then it was time to eat supper.
 
My plans for the day?

Well, this morning right after breakfast, I'd planned simply to straighten the computer desk which led to cleaning the keyboard which led to losing the "v" cap somewhere on the basement floor as well as breaking the numeral pad "+" key which led to a continuous stream of +++ which led to the need for a new keyboard which led to a trip to WalMart which led to a stint in the beautician's chair which was interrupted by a chemical spill and a total building evacuation which led to a trip out into the parking lot and a visit from the fire trucks and the hazmat team which led to a trip to Staples to buy a replacement keyboard which led to another trip down to the basement to install the keyboard and the new mouse which led to a lot more time spent down there because while the mouse installed immediately, the computer went into a snit and refused to acknowledge the existence of the new wireless upstart until it was rebooted twice and then it was time to eat supper.
Just another day in paradise...;)
 
My plans for the day?

Well, this morning right after breakfast, I'd planned simply to straighten the computer desk which led to cleaning the keyboard which led to losing the "v" cap somewhere on the basement floor as well as breaking the numeral pad "+" key which led to a continuous stream of +++ which led to the need for a new keyboard which led to a trip to WalMart which led to a stint in the beautician's chair which was interrupted by a chemical spill and a total building evacuation which led to a trip out into the parking lot and a visit from the fire trucks and the hazmat team which led to a trip to Staples to buy a replacement keyboard which led to another trip down to the basement to install the keyboard and the new mouse which led to a lot more time spent down there because while the mouse installed immediately, the computer went into a snit and refused to acknowledge the existence of the new wireless upstart until it was rebooted twice and then it was time to eat supper.

"My mama tol' me there's be days like this, there'll be days like this my mama said . . ."
 
Just another day in paradise...;)

"My mama tol' me there's be days like this, there'll be days like this my mama said . . ."

I'm just happy the timing was as it was. A little earlier and I'd've been right in the middle of a hair cut instead of the beautician killing time and showing me how to use the flat iron. Since I also had something to return, I could have been standing right there when the bucket was dumped. A couple of people went to the hospital for a short time. All in all, the only thing that happened to me was I got a good story out of it.
 
My plans for the day?

Well, this morning right after breakfast, I'd planned simply to straighten the computer desk which led to cleaning the keyboard which led to losing the "v" cap somewhere on the basement floor as well as breaking the numeral pad "+" key which led to a continuous stream of +++ which led to the need for a new keyboard which led to a trip to WalMart which led to a stint in the beautician's chair which was interrupted by a chemical spill and a total building evacuation which led to a trip out into the parking lot and a visit from the fire trucks and the hazmat team which led to a trip to Staples to buy a replacement keyboard which led to another trip down to the basement to install the keyboard and the new mouse which led to a lot more time spent down there because while the mouse installed immediately, the computer went into a snit and refused to acknowledge the existence of the new wireless upstart until it was rebooted twice and then it was time to eat supper.


I take it you have heard of a form of Japanese poetry called Haiku ?
Some error messages were re-written by some Japanese geeks:--

Yesterday it worked
Today is doesn't
Windows is like that.
 
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