Yikes! Dangerous Sex Toy Alert?

[SeaCat]

From the news.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,771863,00.html

Cat

 

[TE999]

So plastic peckers, pussies and (butt) plugs are philled with phthalates? This is a crisis indeed. Someone needs to get to the bottom of this pronto.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Very interesting

So, class, can anybody tell me what a phthalate is?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What I thought was amazing is the Greenies think only 20% of the German population uses sex toys.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

A phthalate ith a chemical uthed in the manuphature of polyvinyl cholorateth. Thince high quality sexth toyth are all made of thilicone, a thubstanth the Germanth exthel at, this whole thing ith a tempetht in a teapot.

 

[mynameisben]

A phthalate ith a chemical uthed in the manuphature of polyvinyl cholorateth. Thince high quality sexth toyth are all made of thilicone, a thubstanth the Germanth exthel at, this whole thing ith a tempetht in a teapot.

A tampon in a teapot? That's an old Cunt Dracula trick.

 

[SydneyBlake]

OMFG y'all made me spit my drink on my monitor.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Go REALLY green - carve your own dildo out of wood!

But be sure to sand it properly, or you'll get splinters.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Go REALLY green - carve your own dildo out of wood!

But be sure to sand it properly, or you'll get splinters.

Or just order one from Stella. She makes them works of art!

 

[SydneyBlake]

Go REALLY green - carve your own dildo out of wood!

But be sure to sand it properly, or you'll get splinters.

No amount of sanding will prevent female moisture from lifting the wood fibers. So then I've either got to JohnsonWax the thing like Portnoy, or else polyurethane it. More fucking chemicals!!! And was the tree organically grown? Or was it *horror* fertilized??? FUCK!!! What's a horny girl to do????

 

[lovecraft68]

No amount of sanding will prevent female moisture from lifting the wood fibers. So then I've either got to JohnsonWax the thing like Portnoy, or else polyurethane it. More fucking chemicals!!! And was the tree organically grown? Or was it *horror* fertilized??? FUCK!!! What's a horny girl to do????

Try fucking an actual cock once in awhile. Jeez. Besides in a pinch any form of household item will do. Check it out.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=757210

 

[SydneyBlake]

Try fucking an actual cock once in awhile. Jeez. Besides in a pinch any form of household item will do. Check it out.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=757210

I've already ridden it twice today. And it is true, ain't nothin like the real thing, baby; but sometimes, I just want to take care of business and be on my way! My feather duster's looking pretty enticing right now.

But now we're back to the phthalates. Dammit!

 

[Dianthus]

Try fucking an actual cock once in awhile. Jeez. Besides in a pinch any form of household item will do. Check it out.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=757210

A cautionary tale about finding your toys in the produce aisle. This could happen to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE

 

[Zeb_Carter]

A cautionary tale about finding your toys in the produce aisle. This could happen to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE

That's what condoms are for!