Cum Cookies

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I would love to bake some cum cookies to share with some people I know.
Do you think they will be able to tell why they are so good?
 
Huh? LOL. Are you speaking of baking actual cum? And then serving cookies to people without them knowing of that ingredient?

Can't say I approve. But it's not like you need my approval anyway.
 
I highly doubt that would make for good cookies, though there is a recipe book out there on cooking with cum. And I simply must post right now that that would be an IPC issue (infection prevention control). Introducing people to bodily fluids without their knowledge or consent not only raises the risk of spreading various infections, not simply just STDs, but is including unwilling and non-consenting people in your fetish play... something I would consider to be sexual harrassment of a sort, like playing in public where you know people can see, or involving other people in a kinky humiliation scene.

Now, if this is just between you and someone who is willing and consentual, knock yourself out... bake all the cum cookies you want. But even though I'm an open-minded person, I'd be hella mad to find out that someone was serving me bodily-fluid-enhanced baked goods.

Also, this really isn't GLBT related, is it? Sounds pretty fetishy to me.
 
Yeah, there is actually a book about cooking with cum. I can't imagine producing enough of it to actually cook/bake with, but I guess that's at least half the fun.

Definitely agree with the above posters though: don't feed them to people without their consent! I know the distinction may seem silly or gross, but it's not that different from feeding people something made with urine or blood without their consent. For one, they might be (rightly) grossed out, and for another, if they do happen to contract any sort of infection from it and it comes back to you, you're on the hook for it. Doesn't seem worth it, does it?
 
I would consider to be sexual harrassment of a sort, like playing in public where you know people can see, or involving other people in a kinky humiliation scene.

I'm not sure what the person would be charged with, and they most certainly could be charged, but I'm thinking it would be considered more serious than sexual harassment. HornyTeenBoy makes a good comparison with urine or blood. There have been cases where people have urinated in the boss's coffee, etc., and faced legal trouble afterward. I'm not sure what the offenders were charged with in such cases. I'd have to Google it. But I imagine this cum scenario would be the same type of charge as pissing in someone's coffee.
 
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I agree with the other posters, that's too far. I'm sure there are people who would willingly eat them. Go find those people!
 
I notice that you say "share with people I know" and did not say "share with some of my friends"... My question to you would be, have you ever made up a batch of these cookies for yourself? Another question would be, how would you feel if someone did something like that to you without your knowledge? This is a moral issue that only you can choose to make.

My next question would be, do you intend to tell these people the "secret ingredient" before, after, or not at all. If you choose not to tell them, you need help. If you choose to tell them after, you may not like their reaction, not to mention the fact that you may have the possibility of having to clean up a bunch of projectile vomit after you recover from the severe beating you may recieve to boot.

Good luck with this one!
 
Actually you could be charged with sexual assault.

I remember where someone was putting special sauce on burgers?? He got locked up.

Sexual assault, assault with deadly weapons etc etc. Then was forced to undergo mental health evaluations.. was locked up after.

If youre gonna bake them, dont share them..
 
While I totally agree with the outrage, impropriety, and immorality of serving these cookies to unsuspecting diners, I would disagree about the possibility of disease. I would think that baking itself at 350 degrees or more would kill any bacteria and denature any viruses. I would not think there would be any danger of STD's, etc.

And it looks like there are plenty of sites to choose from if you really want to explore

http://cookingwithcum/

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I think baking might take care of possible infections, but I do agree that you could get some interesting reactions :D
 
The best part was my friend, Connie, asked me to do it so she can punk her sister.
 
Virtually any non-consensual act of a sexual nature that can be interpreted as humiliation can land a person in prison and require registration as a sex offender for life. Passing off cum to the unwary, could qualify under this because it is not the givers personal intent, but what a person might feel that matters. Not that you said you were going to do that.


That said, I'd give them a try, perhaps cum ginger snaps. They would be great with breast milk.
 
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Was her sister too stupid to wonder why the ice was cloudy and whitish in color?

No she saw it and said, " what the fuck is in here? Cum?" at which point Connie, Matt, and myslef started laughing hysterically. So she figured it out but she didn't seem to care as she drank the tea anyway. I learned a couple of years later that she actually loved the taste of cum.
 
I wonder if freezing it ruins the taste. I've only ever consumed it from the tap.
 
I wonder if freezing it ruins the taste. I've only ever consumed it from the tap.

Yeah she never mentioned if she noticed the difference maybe if she had with just water and not tea, IDK.

Ha ha ha... From the tap, I like the refrence there.
 
Ha ha ha... From the tap, I like the refrence there.

It's the only way I'll drink cum. (And I LOVE my honey's!!!!) I actually get turned off when I see a porn and they're "feeding" someone cum from a spoon or they have to drink it from a glass.
 
It's the only way I'll drink cum. (And I LOVE my honey's!!!!) I actually get turned off when I see a porn and they're "feeding" someone cum from a spoon or they have to drink it from a glass.

You want it pure.
 
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