Curse the invention of the mobile phone.

[Saiyaman]

Well it had been a while since I last had a woman in bed and last night had been the first in many months.

She was beautiful, just looking at her had me excited about getting all nice and friendly with her.

But not nearly one minute after we got naked her phone rang and she was busy arguing with whoever called her. After she hung up we engaged in our sweet wrestle again but after around 15 minutes her phone rang again. She spend another ten minutes in a verbal battle with whoever was calling her and I was left hanging, after she hung up she smiled that lovely smile of hers again and said "Now where were we?" but as sweet as she said it, I already knew that her heart wasn't in it anymore. So we resumed our love making but what do you know, her phone goes again at which I became very annoyed and my dick also decided that it was no longer worth the effort.

She went: "What's the matter with you, don't I thrill you enough?" And more of those comments that showed that she saw it as an insult that I clouldn't finish it. Not a single speck of sympathy for what went through thanks to her phone calls.

Yup, I finally had a woman in bed again but her fucking phone kept me from enjoying it.

Me and my bad luck with women...

 

[lovecraft68]

Sorry but the first thought that comes to mind here is that if you were any good she would ignore the phone and call them back later. Hell short of smelling smoke nothing makes me stop

Apparently you have given us the answer to why it has been a while since you had a woman in your bed.

 

[Saiyaman]

Sorry but the first thought that comes to mind here is that if you were any good she would ignore the phone and call them back later. Hell short of smelling smoke nothing makes me stop

Apparently you have given us the answer to why it has been a while since you had a woman in your bed.

Thanks so very much for that.

Let me put up a quote from the Dutch language here: De Beste Stuurlui staan aan wal. (The best navigators never leave the shore)

You don't know me, you never met me and yet because of me sharing the experience of a very disappointing one night stand you make an assumption on me that you can't base on anything other than what I typed.

The real reason why I haven't had a woman in bed for quite a while has nothing to do with how I perform in bed. It has more to do with my domestic situation, I take care of my critically ill father who needs supervision 24/7 and as such I can't get out of the house that often. And anytime I do is a welcome one. I have been putting my personal life on the side for so many years because of taking care of my father.

Every attention I get from a woman is a welcome one but the way I was treated yesterday is very hurting and you add insult to injury. So I'm sorry for saying this but
GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE!

 

[sr71plt]

I thought it was a good (and amusing) example of how people let cell phones intrude in and take over their lives.

 

[lovecraft68]

Thanks so very much for that.

Let me put up a quote from the Dutch language here: De Beste Stuurlui staan aan wal. (The best navigators never leave the shore)

You don't know me, you never met me and yet because of me sharing the experience of a very disappointing one night stand you make an assumption on me that you can't base on anything other than what I typed.

The real reason why I haven't had a woman in bed for quite a while has nothing to do with how I perform in bed. It has more to do with my domestic situation, I take care of my critically ill father who needs supervision 24/7 and as such I can't get out of the house that often. And anytime I do is a welcome one. I have been putting my personal life on the side for so many years because of taking care of my father.

Every attention I get from a woman is a welcome one but the way I was treated yesterday is very hurting and you add insult to injury. So I'm sorry for saying this but
GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE!

Then don't put yourself up here in a public forum on a sex site and not expect some abuse. Point is dumb ass leave the cell phones out of the room or as I said sufficiently peak the interest of your lover to the point she won't dash for the phone.

P.S. My old man is dying of lung cancer but I don't think I am going to look for sympathy here about it.

So go play your violin somewhere else but do it softly so you'll hear your cell phone ring.

 

[sr71plt]

Then don't put yourself up here in a public forum on a sex site and not expect some abuse. Point is dumb ass leave the cell phones out of the room or as I said sufficiently peak the interest of your lover to the point she won't dash for the phone.

P.S. My old man is dying of lung cancer but I don't think I am going to look for sympathy here about it.

So go play your violin somewhere else but do it softly so you'll hear your cell phone ring.

Uh, oh. Your girlfriend Elfin is gonna git you for newbe abuse on the AH.

(well, she would if she were cyber stalking you.)

 

[3113]

Actually, my first thought was why not do her while she's on the phone? It'd make her side of the conversation more interesting

 

[PennLady]

All I can think of is if you had a woman like that, who would interrupt moments like that to answer a cell -- you don't want her.

geez.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I agree with Pennlady and think if you find yourself in that position again you should follow 3's advice. The woman would deserve it and whoever was on the other end would be entertained!

 

[xssve]

Actually, my first thought was why not do her while she's on the phone? It'd make her side of the conversation more interesting

I remember watching an old Marilyn Chambers porn where she did just that - it was pretty hot.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Actually, my first thought was why not do her while she's on the phone? It'd make her side of the conversation more interesting

I do like the way you think! LOL

I hate phones. I rarely answer mine. If it's so fucking important, leave a damn message and, if I think it's also important, I'll call you back when I think about it. Yeah, I frustrate people.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Oh and I for damn sure won't interrupt a good fuck for a phone call. Or a bad fuck, for that matter.

 

[lovecraft68]

Uh, oh. Your girlfriend Elfin is gonna git you for newbe abuse on the AH.

(well, she would if she were cyber stalking you.)

Okay now I'll admit I'm jealous of you about something! The only female stalker I have on here is Jenni7 and she never comes out with anything fun and insulting like that!

 

[lovecraft68]

Actually, my first thought was why not do her while she's on the phone? It'd make her side of the conversation more interesting

I went down on my wife while she was on the phone with her sister once. Little wench cheated though and hung up in the middle.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh and I for damn sure won't interrupt a good fuck for a phone call. Or a bad fuck, for that matter.

Could a fuck that involved you ever really be bad Sydney?

 

[sr71plt]

Okay now I'll admit I'm jealous of you about something! The only female stalker I have on here is Jenni7 and she never comes out with anything fun and insulting like that!

Well, you seem to be doing what you can to make Elfin.

You've already got backbiting me in common, so you're well on your way.

 

[TE999]

If that woman thinks catching a phone call is more important than getting fucked, I'm guessin' she doesn't get laid much either.

She could have at least shut off the ring tone.

 

[lovecraft68]

Well, you seem to be doing what you can to make Elfin.

You've already got backbiting me in common, so you're well on your way.

Yeah we both know you'd love me to bite your back. Told you before even if I swung that way I'm spoken for.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Could a fuck that involved you ever really be bad Sydney?

Keep it up. I'll stalk you.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah we both know you'd love me to bite your back. Told you before even if I swung that way I'm spoken for.

You seem to be obsessed with your unsuccessfully covered gay bashing. Having a little difficulty linking to your feminine side? (Yes, it shows in your rather tortured and nervously fakey posts. )

 

[lovecraft68]

You seem to be obsessed with your unsuccessfully covered gay bashing. Having a little difficulty linking to your feminine side? (Yes, it shows in your rather tortured and nervously fakey posts. )

Now see there you go again with your ever present paranoia. A gay joke does not equate gay bashing. I bust my gay friends balls all the time and they take no offense, then again they apparently are not as insecure as you are.

As for my feminine side I do try to get in touch sometimes but it usually slaps me for the unwanted advance.

 

[sr71plt]

Now see there you go again with your ever present paranoia. A gay joke does not equate gay bashing. I bust my gay friends balls all the time and they take no offense, then again they apparently are not as insecure as you are.

Yeah, I know. Some of your best friends are gay, and they just love you making gay digs when there's no reason to make a sexual reference at all.

Who do you think you're fooling? (moron)

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, I know. Some of your best friends are gay, and they just love you making gay digs when there's no reason to make a sexual reference at all.

Who do you think you're fooling? (moron)

I bust all of my friends balls about whatever and they bust mine back. One of gay friends (and yes I have them as well as two cousins and an aunt that are as well) refers to me all day as a 'breeder'. It's all in fun. I run a warehouse and it's like high school all day long. I believe it's called having a sense of humor something you are sorely lacking.

See according to you anyone who is not gay can not have gay friends and it not be a contrived act. I'll go further for you I have black friends (and have even had sex with black women) and Spanish friends and lesbian friends etc...

It blows my mind that you, who are allegedly so intelligent, can't seem to grasp the fact that I am only playing with you. Matter of fact since I posted in thread a while back that I don;t take anything seriously and just like to chain yank you are the only one that takes offense to anything I say. I think somebody you just like the feeling of being persecuted, makes you feel relevant.

 

[sr71plt]

Just playing with me. Yeah, right. (moron) Liar. You're threatened by me.

Happily, what you say to your gay friends doesn't apply to me. What do you say to your bi friends. (No, I didn't think so. )

 

[sr71plt]

You know, Lovecraft68, you are so typical of the stereotype "macho" man-boys coming to Literotica for their "me Tarzan" fantasy kicks.

Of course you can enjoy banter with the "girlies" who like to volunteer for subservience to your "big hunk" attentions. And you're a bit more turned on by posters claiming to be bi female--because you sort of like thinking of two women together supposedly thinking of doing it with you while they're doing it with each other--and the thought that your manliness could manage two at once. And you are intrigued by lesbians because you are confident that their problem is just that they haven't had you yet--that you're just the cure their need.

But you are downright threatened by a gay male.

Most amusing, however, you can't even recognize the existance of a bi male. So, of course, he has to be dismissed--and twittered about behind the fingers over your mouth--as gay.

I do believe I've been happily married longer than you have--41 years (my impression is that you couldn't satisfy your first wife) and I have children and grandchildren. And I have sex with both women and men and enjoy it (although, of course, I had more of it and enjoyed it more when I was younger). Sex is sex is sex with me. If it isn't with you, I consider that your loss.

And I write all across the board. My sr71plt pen name is mainly GM material, yes, but that's just because it's a pen name I use for that. I write multiple styles under multiple pen names. Even under that pen name, though, I've posted more straight stories than you have to Lit.--and they seem to be good enough to get Hs and Es and good views and high ratings (in fact, I have Es in all categories--straight, gay, lesbian, and bi. So I must write pretty convincingly in all.)

And I have more straight books in the marketplace than gay ones. And some bi ones too. Even under the habu name I have straight and bi books. One of habu's May books is straight. One of habu's July and September books will be bi.

And I make no secret here that I am bi. In fact I seem to have to point that out quite frequently--to blank stares.

But you can't fathom that. You can't understand bi male. So it must be gay. And since gay threatens you (despite some of your best friends being gay and loving to banter gay with you ), you have to jab at it and try to cover your gay bashing with what you think is clever oblique mentions.

All of this boils down to you just being a moron.