blackstallion21
Sexologist Extraordinaire
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Before I ask for feedback, I'll give my story first!
I was in Auto Zone on Saturday to try to find a part for my car. I've been looking for a wire harness for a headlight, but that's not here nor there!
As I was standing at the counter, a girl walked in with her father. (I'm assuming... their age difference is giving me that assumption, but who knows, they could be dating...)
She was about a 2, 3, or a 4 on the LOOKS Scale (depending on what you're into.) She was about 5'6", she had dirty blond hair, and it was curly. NOW in DIRTY BLOND HAIR, I don't just mean the color of her hair. She was pretty grungy looking.
She had blue sweat pants on, that were cut off at the knees to make shorts... (which were too small - I might add)
a light blue top, that was about 2 sizes too small...
she had glasses on...
and she had black SOCKS (not heel socks, full length) on in black sports sandals. (the kind of sandals with one strap that sometimes Velcro across your feet.) and her toes were hanging over the front of these sandals!
HERE'S THE PART THAT MAKES YOU GO HMMM!!!
Not that I cared what she was wearing, but pink and blue don't match if the pink is HOT pink and the blue is BABY Blue! The HOT PINK was represented by the GRANNY PANTIES that hung out ALL ALONG HER WAIST LINE! and in the back, about an inch was sticking out of her pants that were too small, and in the front, about a forth to a half inch was sticking out!
This girl and her father FIND the piece of hardware that they need for the car, but as they are looking for it, Little Ms PINK PANTIES - STICKS HER HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF HER PANTS and readjusts herself! Picking out a Crotch Wedgie that she had, and also fixing her nether lips, from what it looked like! SHE THEN proceeded to PULL HER HAND OUT, SNIFF HER FINGERS, and LICK the remnants from her fingers!
She SAW me catch her because she looked up at me, and looked DEAD in my eyes, and she just turned her head as if NOTHING had just happened!
FURTHER MORE, she was digging in her nose SECONDS LATER with the same finger she had just fixed herself with!
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM (or YUCHHHHHHHH!)
NOW tell me some of the things YOU may have seen that you shouldn't have... or that just made you go Hmmm! (or throw up!)
I was in Auto Zone on Saturday to try to find a part for my car. I've been looking for a wire harness for a headlight, but that's not here nor there!
As I was standing at the counter, a girl walked in with her father. (I'm assuming... their age difference is giving me that assumption, but who knows, they could be dating...)
She was about a 2, 3, or a 4 on the LOOKS Scale (depending on what you're into.) She was about 5'6", she had dirty blond hair, and it was curly. NOW in DIRTY BLOND HAIR, I don't just mean the color of her hair. She was pretty grungy looking.
She had blue sweat pants on, that were cut off at the knees to make shorts... (which were too small - I might add)
a light blue top, that was about 2 sizes too small...
she had glasses on...
and she had black SOCKS (not heel socks, full length) on in black sports sandals. (the kind of sandals with one strap that sometimes Velcro across your feet.) and her toes were hanging over the front of these sandals!
HERE'S THE PART THAT MAKES YOU GO HMMM!!!
Not that I cared what she was wearing, but pink and blue don't match if the pink is HOT pink and the blue is BABY Blue! The HOT PINK was represented by the GRANNY PANTIES that hung out ALL ALONG HER WAIST LINE! and in the back, about an inch was sticking out of her pants that were too small, and in the front, about a forth to a half inch was sticking out!
This girl and her father FIND the piece of hardware that they need for the car, but as they are looking for it, Little Ms PINK PANTIES - STICKS HER HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF HER PANTS and readjusts herself! Picking out a Crotch Wedgie that she had, and also fixing her nether lips, from what it looked like! SHE THEN proceeded to PULL HER HAND OUT, SNIFF HER FINGERS, and LICK the remnants from her fingers!
She SAW me catch her because she looked up at me, and looked DEAD in my eyes, and she just turned her head as if NOTHING had just happened!
FURTHER MORE, she was digging in her nose SECONDS LATER with the same finger she had just fixed herself with!
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM (or YUCHHHHHHHH!)
NOW tell me some of the things YOU may have seen that you shouldn't have... or that just made you go Hmmm! (or throw up!)
