majorfun
Literotica Guru
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- Jun 18, 2011
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I'm trying to stay witty and pertinent all the way...then after that....I'm not responsible.12.....
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I'm trying to stay witty and pertinent all the way...then after that....I'm not responsible.12.....
As I near this milestone...I have to say... that I have never felt more comfortable in my life...thank you all...and I consider myself...the horniest man on the face of the earth!(you have to imagine the echoing sound of a microphone in a stadium to get the whole feeling)
...at least I was until I saw that picture....thanks Lorraine!!!!!!![]()
If she stays that way after 4 hours she needs to consult a physician immediately.![]()
No no, she took the "little blue pill"![]()
If she stays that way after 4 hours she needs to consult a physician immediately.
I'm trying to stay witty and pertinent all the way...then after that....I'm not responsible.![]()
If she stays that way after 4 hours she needs to consult a physician immediately.
No way Lorraine....I hope I'm as witty as you when I get to 8,810 posts!Ah! so that's why I'm not responsible for my actions!
greater than >100 posts. thank you![]()
Gotta love the 4 hrs!Great for scissors though... coool![]()
Description of?You're welcome, I like to shock
Now, what description of yourself are you going to give us?
No way Lorraine....I hope I'm as witty as you when I get to 8,810 posts!![]()
In that case I'll hurry!Tell you what!
Get to 100 posts and we will all take our knickers off in celebration![]()
Tell you what!
Get to 100 posts and we will all take our knickers off in celebration![]()
In that case I'll hurry!![]()
Description of?
Great for scissors though... coool![]()
Your mum was once the wife of Mussolini![]()
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Sienna, you're being modest.
May I suggest that you *are* the family genius...
Tell you what!
Get to 100 posts and we will all take our knickers off in celebration![]()
Hmmm....that's alot of pressure.You can change that word that says 'Experienced. into anything you wish, start thinking, not much time left![]()
No, my grand mama WAS the young wife of Mussolini... I'm convinced
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No... IQ only 185 ... sorry
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Mine are already off my love![]()
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lost my train of thought for a moment...lolNo, my grand mama WAS the young wife of Mussolini... I'm convinced
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No... IQ only 185 ... sorry
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Mine are already off my love![]()
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Woohoo Sienna... trend setter!
Woohoo Sienna... trend setter!
lost my train of thought for a moment...lol![]()
One of my best memories of the first 100 posts: Lorraine having me introduce myself to Sienna by calling her a "cumslut"Laughs my tits off at "trend setter"![]()