"perfect"

[Stella_Omega]

On one of the other forums, the topic of the Macdonalds coffee lawsuit came up. This post is NOT about that.

But someone claims that lots of forensic doctor types know that the burns this woman suffered were in the shape of a "perfect rectangle."

One, I cannot find any mention on the internet of a rectangular burn, and I thought my google fu was better than that--

and Two, I was thinking that thighs, bush, pussy, perineum, rectum and buttcheeks... sounds "perfect" to me-- but how can it possibly be rectangular?

 

[CJontherocks]

Stella... darling... I love you. But what the heck are you talking about?

 

[NatalieWouldToo]

Stella... darling... I love you. But what the heck are you talking about?

I could be wrong, but I think she means that coffee doesn't spill in perfect geometric shapes.

Have I got that right, Stella?

 

[kaboom3d]

Stella... darling... I love you. But what the heck are you talking about?

I'm sorry... but HUH???

 

[jupija]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

McDonalds was intentionally serving coffee 50 degrees too hot to save money on coffee cups.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I could be wrong, but I think she means that coffee doesn't spill in perfect geometric shapes.

Have I got that right, Stella?

And that perfect pussies don't make geometric shapes. Hell, you couldn't draw a perfect rectangle around all of that yumminess with a sharpie.

( my job is deading my brain lately... sorry you all are getting the broken bits)

 

[blueberree]

It might be fun to try tracing one with a finger.

 

[Stella_Omega]

It might be fun to try tracing one with a finger.

yes!

"dammit, it wasn't perfect, let me try again."

"Oops..my finger wiggled..."

"Oops, YOU wiggled..."

"Baby if you can't stop wiggling I'm going to have to tie you down."

"I don't care how badly you want to come. I want to draw a perfect rectangle around your whatsit."

 

[blueberree]

I especially like "watsit."

I'm guessing wiggling would be unavoidable. Oh darn!

yes!

"dammit, it wasn't perfect, let me try again."

"Oops..my finger wiggled..."

"Oops, YOU wiggled..."

"Baby if you can't stop wiggling I'm going to have to tie you down."

"I don't care how badly you want to come. I want to draw a perfect rectangle around your whatsit."

 

[blueberree]

I especially like "watsit."

I'm guessing wiggling would be unavoidable. Oh darn!

yes!

"dammit, it wasn't perfect, let me try again."

"Oops..my finger wiggled..."

"Oops, YOU wiggled..."

"Baby if you can't stop wiggling I'm going to have to tie you down."

"I don't care how badly you want to come. I want to draw a perfect rectangle around your whatsit."