Mommy, mommy...nice pussy cat...

[stephen55]

This baby looks cute and adorable...and apparently also very edible.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/lioness-tries-eat-baby-visiting-zoo-185812867.html

Angie, a 400-pound lioness, looks hungry and very frustrated.

 

[3113]

Maybe it just want to play with baby. She does make a cute toy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Little Trent shows great promise as a lion tamer/zoo keeper/wildlife biologist . . . light snack.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Orphan raised by lions...until fattened up and tenderized...lunch is served.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

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[TE999]

Mama Lion wasn't hungry, she was being protective. They carry their cubs by the scruff of the neck, so she was trying to do that to the baby which is in similar size to a cub. That's what happened to Roy when his female tiger 'protected' him from the noise and lights...unfortunately she grabbed his throat instead of the back of his neck. Baby tigers are more resilient than adult humans.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And then on the way home, mommy wanted to play this in the car:

http://www.amazon.com/Go-the-F-k-to-Sleep/dp/B0055QAEVE

Note the narrator, and how it's free right now.

The book is awesome enough (we have a copy ). But read by Mr. Pulp Fiction? Spectacular.

So I downloaded the book. I wasn't impressed. I suppose its because I'm older (my baby is 34) but I don't remember having any problems putting the kids to sleep. A few minutes in the rocking chair and they were out like little light bulbs. So what was the problem?

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

So I downloaded the book. I wasn't impressed. I suppose its because I'm older (my baby is 34) but I don't remember having any problems putting the kids to sleep. A few minutes in the rocking chair and they were out like little light bulbs. So what was the problem?

Oh. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

I'll go hide in the corner now and hope I'm not a bad mother since my kid doesn't fall asleep with a few minutes in the rocking chair.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

I'll go hide in the corner now and hope I'm not a bad mother since my kid doesn't fall asleep with a few minutes in the rocking chair.

By the time your kid reaches my daughters ages 21/18 you will throw them to the lions.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

I'll go hide in the corner now and hope I'm not a bad mother since my kid doesn't fall asleep with a few minutes in the rocking chair.

Awww . . . I wasn't offended, just not impressed with the humor. I must be too old for it, I guess. As to getting kids to sleep, I have a theory that children are better lulled (bored?) by a voice an octave lower. So, when the kid won't go to sleep . . . give 'em to your husband!

Then go fix yourself a relaxing cocktail and consider the problem solved. After all, he started the little pill . . .

 

[manyeyedhydra]

I've seen Hyenas behave the same way at San Diego zoo. They looked bored until they spotted a toddler wandering by and then it was absolute focus on the young, defenseless, easy prey. Scary to see and a reminder of the real world we live in.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've seen Hyenas behave the same way at San Diego zoo. They looked bored until they spotted a toddler wandering by and then it was absolute focus on the young, defenseless, easy prey. Scary to see and a reminder of the real world we live in.

And "grew up" in! As I used to remind my students. Lions and hyenas look really badass but think. How many hyenas are left? How many lions are left? How many of us are there? Tell me who turned out to be the champion badass!

 

[TE999]

And "grew up" in! As I used to remind my students. Lions and hyenas look really badass but think. How many hyenas are left? How many lions are left? How many of us are there? Tell me who turned out to be the champion badass!

That's because early man had opposable thumbs, learned how to throw sticks and rocks and took it from there.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That's because early man had opposable thumbs, learned how to throw sticks and rocks and took it from there.

and worked in teams . . .