Heart Broken Hef!

[JackLuis]

Playboy Hugh Hefner’s 25-year-old fiancee changes mind about marriage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Heartbroken Playboy founder Hugh Hefner said on Tuesday his wedding this weekend was canceled because his 25-year-old fiancee, a Playmate from his magazine, changed her mind.

Hefner, 85, and Crystal Harris were due to tie the knot in front of more than 300 guests at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on Saturday. It would have been Hefner's third marriage.

Well, Hef 60 years is a BIG gap in performance.

 

[bronzeage]

Well, Hef 60 years is a BIG gap in performance.

Everything was going well until Hef had his annual physical and the doctor said he could live another 20 years.

 

[mynameisben]

Well, Hef 60 years is a BIG gap in performance.

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns

But Hef is blessed. We have Viagra and teflon splints now.

 

[JackLuis]

Everything was going well until Hef had his annual physical and the doctor said he could live another 20 years.

 

[jomar]

Everything was going well until Hef had his annual physical and the doctor said he could live another 20 years.

Ha! You could be right!

 

[TE999]

Awww...the poor guy. I'm sure this time she was Ms. Right. Suuure! The old dude's surrounded by more pussy than a tampon and he can pick one out of the group? As long as the Playboy empire's a ticket to stardom, the chick's will flock to him and rub all over his wrinkled carcass. I'll save my sympathies for someone who needs them...like flood and earthquake victims.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Awww...the poor guy. I'm sure this time she was Ms. Right. Suuure! The old dude's surrounded by more pussy than a tampon and he can pick one out of the group? As long as the Playboy empire's a ticket to stardom, the chick's will flock to him and rub all over his wrinkled carcass. I'll save my sympathies for someone who needs them...like flood and earthquake victims.

Or you and me.

 

[TE999]

Or you and me.

I wasn't going to mention that...