WeinerGate Twitter Hoax is Beginning to Unravel! I Told You Stupid Fucks!!!

[Powertone]

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Sometimes it's just too easy with you.

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[busybody..]

This just in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh, and NIGGER will soon be here sayi9ng it aint true...........


Fast Forward On The Weiner Time Line
Home - by BigFurHat - June 11, 2011 - 16:15 America/New_York - 17 Comments

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011 -

Right-wing blogger, Patterico, uncovers information that Weiner sexted his hairless ballsack to a 15 year-old girl in Bethesda, Maryland.

Weiner refuses to resign. NOW says he’s done nothing wrong.

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 -

Right-wing blogger, Patterico, finds a source that combs through the metro area’s traffic cameras and uncovers Weiner masturbating in front of a school bus in his unregistered and uninspected SUV.

Weiner refuses to resign. Daily Kos says he’s done nothing wrong.



Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 -

Weiner says the DMV was hacked, hits all the political cable shows, says the picture is not him.

Weiner refuses to resign. Media Matters runs with the hacking story. Adds the additional theory that it was most likely Breitbart wearing a Weiner mask in the SUV.


Friday, June 25th, 2011 -

Weiner admits that it was him jacking off in his SUV in front of the school bus. He takes full responsibility.

Weiner refuses to resign. Media Matters says they won’t apologize to Breitbart until they destroy him, and even then, not so much.

Monday, July 11th, 2011 -

Weiner takes to the floor of the house completely pantless with a gob of semen dangling from his left earlobe.

Weiner refuses to resign. Says his pants were hacked. Breitbart likely culprit. Lawrence O’Donnell makes the point that to have this much happen to one man is statistical proof that it’s a right-wing conspiracy. Media Matters agrees. Jon Stewart mugs for the camera and his audience goes wild.

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Huma seeking divorce after she discovers Weiner, naked and covered in Wesson oil, setting up an online Webcam Room called “Future Mayor Junk.”
Weiner refuses to resign. Constituents in Brooklyn and Queens say what the congressman does on his own time is his own business, as long as he takes care of the “little guy.” Left-wing trolls denounce iOwnTheWorld for finding hilarity in that statement.

Saturday, July 30th, 2011
Rally for Weiner turns largely into a mob calling for the severed head of Andrew Breitbart. Strange flashes of light from within a Port-a-John reveals that Weiner was busying himself by sexting pictures of his freshly waxed anus to a day care worker in San Jose, California.

Weiner refuses to resign.

Tuesday, November 5th, 2013

Weiner wins NYC mayoral race. Weiner celebrates at his victory speech by wanking and spraying the adoring leftist crowd with his seed.

Weiner refuses to resign.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Even Bill told him to take a hike.

Weenie will be exonerated, when they find a tiny bit of dirt in Palin's 25,000 e-mails.

The left is crawling with big choice clueless clowns.

Is that possible?

tee hee, tee hee, Charlie Weiner is going to stick it out with his own plan of therapy and a little, uh, what's the Jewish word for Sabbatical?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

That was funny bb, the ol' "grain of truth..."

 

[busybody..]

oh look

Breitbart sends nude pics from the Congressional gym

http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0611_aw_14_src_tmz_full.jpg

 

[Ham Murabi]

oh look

Breitbart sends nude pics from the Congressional gym

http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0611_aw_14_src_tmz_full.jpg

Notice how no one is bitching anymore about how it's illegal for GOP freshmen in Congress to spend the night in their offices?

 

[busybody..]

Notice how no one is bitching anymore about how it's illegal for GOP freshmen in Congress to spend the night in their offices?

Vitter

Wide Stance

 

[BongoGal]

"WeinerGate Twitter Hoax is Beginning to Unravel! I Told You Stupid Fucks!!!"

I know I'm late, but that's the greatest thread title ever!

 

[bronzeage]

Another Vitter cry baby.

There is nothing to cry about with Vitter. He saved the Republican Party.

When the GOP was swamped with closeted gay scandal, he stepped up and admitted to fucking female prostitutes. He was a true team player at a time when it looked like the first string was playing for another team.

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

If Weiner's not doing anything wrong, why does he need therapy?

 

[busybody..]

If Weiner's not doing anything wrong, why does he need therapy?

Breitbart made him do it

 

[bronzeage]

Actually, it was the Democrats that saved the Republican Party, as always.

I am proud of my female prostitute fucking Senator.

When called to resign, he said, "I have made mistakes and the only way to make this up to my wife and family for this betrayal of my sacred marriage vows is to stay in the Senate."

A lot of people talk about family values, but David Vitter is a man who lives them.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Breitbart made him do it

Maybe he just needs his bridgework tweaked to get better reception...

 

[busybody..]

the only thing

that

unraveled

is

NIGGERS

(what is left of his) BRAIN

 

[garbage can]

Actually, it was the Democrats that saved the Republican Party, as always.

You mean when Barney was running his Gay prostitution ring?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

You mean when Barney was running his Gay prostitution ring?

No, the pot in the backyard, and getting his boyfriend into a job where he had some oversight...

 

[unregistered]

 

[garbage can]

If Weiner's not doing anything wrong, why does he need therapy?

According to one of MSNBC reporters, Weenie was not a family values man, hence, he is innocent of being a family values man.

 

[garbage can]

Breitbart made him do it

Question is........... Is Breitbart hated more than Sarah Palin?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

When these clowns were crying about the Pubs spending too much money, I told them the Dem-O-Gags would hold a clinic on spending when they took power, and they did, proving they can fuck up a wet dream better than anyone.

That was smart spending, not on wars and stuff, kept unemployment under 8%...

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[garbage can]

No, the pot in the backyard, and getting his boyfriend into a job where he had some oversight...

.. You mean the Fannie & Freddie saga?

I figure Barney is the replacement for Gary Studds..... the guy who was sucking the cocks of 16 year old Capital hill pages.........and was reelected.........

Now that's family values.

 

[busybody..]

did you all forget

Hastings????????????????????