GB Creativer Insult Resource

[Sonny Limatina]

General Board, if you're like me, you're incredibly good-looking and unusually well-hung. But that's not what I want to talk to you about tonight.

The quality of the insults around here has dropped greatly. "Marxist." "Idiot." "Vetteman." Ever since Literotica was sold to Gordon Biersch, the selection of put-downs has suffered immensely.

I herewith propose a database of better insults. Contribute or borrow as you need. "Have a dung-beetle, leave a dung-beetle. Need a baldrick, take a baldrick."

Get it?

Good, you infected colostomy, you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dicklick.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Stoma sez what?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Cold sore.

 

[Luk]

Get your own fucking thread ideas, asshole.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37758805&postcount=35

 

[The_Fool]

Cold sore.

You can play on this with Canker kisser, herpes bite, weeping wound, disgusting pustulant face

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Get your own fucking thread ideas, asshole.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37758805&postcount=35

What can I say, I got there first.

First your girl, and now this.

Ohnoheditten.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Cold sore.

Hot sex can lead to that.

So can naming your dick Zoster.

 

[QueenLevitra]

:Intermission:

Getting off on mental image of F5 neckdance.

 

[Luk]

What can I say, I got there first.

First your girl, and now this.

Ohnoheditten.

That is almost on par with vette. Good job.

1. Cum Bubble
2. Dunce
3. Butthead

 

[Sonny Limatina]

:Intermission:

Getting off on mental image of F5 neckdance.

Plus fingerwag.

You fingerwag.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

That is almost on par with vette. Good job.

1. Cum Bubble
2. Dunce
3. Butthead

I promise to give you 50% of the profits of this thread.

Now ante up.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

zoster.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Plus fingerwag.

You fingerwag.

HEY, I was still dancin' in the lobby

(with some tube steak extraordinaire)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aQfvDvECrLA/TH_iZcV6nJI/AAAAAAAAAxE/S_IZoy2yhVI/s1600/DANCING_HOT_DOG.jpg

 

[Luk]

I promise to give you 50% of the profits of this thread.

Now ante up.

Wino typo on the edit? Prophets?

That's my guess and a price I am willing to ante up to see your wife's tits again.

 

[philosophygirl]

i don't use these...but in the spirit of the thread.

your male member is like a landmine: small, hidden and explodes on contact.

i wouldn't call you a horse's backside but that's just one opinion against thousands.

 

[QueenLevitra]

zoster.

herbie nose.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Wino typo on the edit? Prophets?

That's my guess and a price I am willing to ante up to see your wife's tits again.

No, 'you' instead of 'to.'

Creativer insults starting now, Ventucky.

 

[Luk]

No, 'you' instead of 'to.'

Creativer insults starting now, Ventucky.

Bakersfield by the beach. Get it right!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Drixxx dumb (as in "You're not just dumb. You're Drixxx dumb.)

Dust Vag (for the ladies) ("How long does it take you to get some juice in that dust vag?")

cock spitting ("Some girls spit on cocks to act dirty. With yours, it's more likely to be an opinion")

IQ ("You have a triple digit I. Q. Too bad about the decimal point.")

"I was about to say that was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, and then I re-read your posts from yesterday."

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Drixxx dumb (as in "You're not just dumb. You're Drixxx dumb.)

Dust Vag (for the ladies) ("How long does it take you to get some juice in that dust vag?")

cock spitting ("Some girls spit on cocks to act dirty. With yours, it's more likely to be an opinion")

IQ ("You have a triple digit I. Q. Too bad about the decimal point.")

"I was about to say that was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, and then I re-read your posts from yesterday."

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Scalawag.

 

[philosophygirl]

rapscallion

 

[Image]

Fucktardiot has always been a fun one...

 

[warrior queen]

You're a jellyfish - you look complete but you lack certain organs.