Real life things you will never see in Erotica

[lovecraft68]

On the heels of "what irks you in your writing" I decided to follow up with this one. I have gotten to a point in writing erotica and of course watching some porn that I roll my eyes at certain things and say "yeah okay". Now Erotica is fantasy meaning people do not want to deal with the not so perfect realities of sex and sex partners.

So I figured it could be fuin to toss some of these out there. Remember this is "In general" so if there is one oddball story outt here that has these things (It would probably be in satire") that's fine but these are generalizasions so here are some of mine.

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Now of course this is a detail that would not be sexy to write about but lets face it. It happens, I mean guys your fooling around all night you crash around midnight and at 6:30 your partner slides down to wish you "good morning" well that is great in the stories but fact is first thing am we gotta Pee! On a side note I could not resist and once wrote a character getting up in the morning and looking at the woman next to him start getting worked up before noticing he has to pee. as he gets up I have him think "This does not happen in a movie"

No guy ever has a beer gut. The guys all have flat stomachs or chisled six packs. If you are writing younger characters sure but if you are writing 30's plus most six packs have turned to kegs and are around the waist.

There is not a woman out there that cannot atek it all the way. This goes with the 10+ stereo type because not only is every guy in porn well endowed but every woman can deep throat 10 inches.

No virgin ever says no to anal sex. She has never even had sex but once it starst can take the obligatory huge cock right in her ass. (and unless it is BDSM or non consent) she totally enjoys it!

No woman ever wears anything but Victoria secret type thongs and lingerie. Meet a girl hanging around the park as she is walking her dog? No worries when you guy get back to her place she will be wearing some nice lacy stringy things she tossed on when she took fido for a walk.

No guy has an aversion to foreplay. Every guy in erotica is the consummate lover who tends to the needs of the woman. In reality (or porn movies) the woman goes down for long stretches at a time then the guy laps at her like a dog drinking from the toilet for thirty seconds then its on to some fucking.

No woman ever has her period. In long series that follow a time line that stretches for weeks that time of the month somehow never occurs. I'm married with two daughters trust me it never misses! And I am surrounded! (In the case of my daughters it better never for a long time) also I am "fixed" so wifey better not miss either

No one ever trips, falls, or drops their partner during very elaborate sex position changes. Especially in the shower where despite slippery floors and soapy bodies the woman can "throw" her arms and legs around the guy and he can fuck her standing straight up. I lost a set of shower doors like that a couple of years ago. It was not pretty.

Those are a few of mine.

 

[PennLady]

On the heels of "what irks you in your writing" I decided to follow up with this one. I have gotten to a point in writing erotica and of course watching some porn that I roll my eyes at certain things and say "yeah okay". Now Erotica is fantasy meaning people do not want to deal with the not so perfect realities of sex and sex partners.

So I figured it could be fuin to toss some of these out there. Remember this is "In general" so if there is one oddball story outt here that has these things (It would probably be in satire") that's fine but these are generalizasions so here are some of mine.

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Now of course this is a detail that would not be sexy to write about but lets face it. It happens, I mean guys your fooling around all night you crash around midnight and at 6:30 your partner slides down to wish you "good morning" well that is great in the stories but fact is first thing am we gotta Pee! On a side note I could not resist and once wrote a character getting up in the morning and looking at the woman next to him start getting worked up before noticing he has to pee. as he gets up I have him think "This does not happen in a movie"

This could be fun, and this is true. It's like 24 -- no one ever needed a bathroom unless it was to wash their face and collect their thoughts, nor did they need to eat. I broke this one, though! In Make a Wish, the woman goes to a public bathroom and uses it for its intended purpose. I swear. I might have it elsewhere, but I'm not sure. Oh, yes! In Lost in the Woods -- I even use porta potties.

No guy ever has a beer gut. The guys all have flat stomachs or chisled six packs. If you are writing younger characters sure but if you are writing 30's plus most six packs have turned to kegs and are around the waist.

Point taken, but -- a lot of guys don't have a beer gut. A lot of guys go to a gym. And my guys don't have six packs; I just tend not to describe bodies in that detail, unless it's a point in the story for whatever reason.

There is not a woman out there that cannot atek it all the way. This goes with the 10+ stereo type because not only is every guy in porn well endowed but every woman can deep throat 10 inches.

This is one of my main pet peeves, along with the women who love to perform oral sex and would do it all day if they could, and treat the, ah, results, like their favorite dessert. In two stories I've women spit instead of swallow because hey, it happens that way.

No virgin ever says no to anal sex. She has never even had sex but once it starst can take the obligatory huge cock right in her ass. (and unless it is BDSM or non consent) she totally enjoys it!

Yeah, that's an eye-roller as well, on several levels.

No woman ever wears anything but Victoria secret type thongs and lingerie. Meet a girl hanging around the park as she is walking her dog? No worries when you guy get back to her place she will be wearing some nice lacy stringy things she tossed on when she took fido for a walk.

Indeed. This is another thing I leave out of my stories almost entirely and it has a lot to do with personal experience. I do not have that type of underwear or lingerie, and since I don't know it, i don't write it. I think twice I've specified a lacy bra in a story, but that's it. And once it was sort of a special treat, not the type of thing she normally wore.

No guy has an aversion to foreplay. Every guy in erotica is the consummate lover who tends to the needs of the woman. In reality (or porn movies) the woman goes down for long stretches at a time then the guy laps at her like a dog drinking from the toilet for thirty seconds then its on to some fucking.

I don't think reality = porn movies. And I think I need to defend this a bit, and it would depend on the genre. In something like romance, or EC, and presuming you're dealing with the principal characters who care about each other to some degree, then yes, the guy will be willing to do foreplay because he'd be thinking about the woman and her pleasure in addition to his own. There are other categories where the guy wouldn't care, I'm sure, but those wouldn't appeal to me personally. I'm sure there are a number of women who don't care much about foreplay, but for erotica, it seems like you'd be missing a big element in the story if one or the other didn't.

No woman ever has her period. In long series that follow a time line that stretches for weeks that time of the month somehow never occurs. I'm married with two daughters trust me it never misses! And I am surrounded! (In the case of my daughters it better never for a long time) also I am "fixed" so wifey better not miss either

True, but honestly, this isn't so far from reality anymore. I myself used to have irregular periods, and a lot of women do. Plus there are birth control pills that you take and only have your periods four times per year. This is a detail that I just don't see adding a whole lot to a story. Although I would say when it does come up, it's the woman missing her period and finding out she's pregnant.

No one ever trips, falls, or drops their partner during very elaborate sex position changes. Especially in the shower where despite slippery floors and soapy bodies the woman can "throw" her arms and legs around the guy and he can fuck her standing straight up. I lost a set of shower doors like that a couple of years ago. It was not pretty.

Those are a few of mine.

Yes, well... Okay I can't touch that as I don't write "elaborate sex position changes." Makes me laugh though.

 

[lovecraft68]

This could be fun, and this is true. It's like 24 -- no one ever needed a bathroom unless it was to wash their face and collect their thoughts, nor did they need to eat. I broke this one, though! In Make a Wish, the woman goes to a public bathroom and uses it for its intended purpose. I swear. I might have it elsewhere, but I'm not sure. Oh, yes! In Lost in the Woods -- I even use porta potties.




Point taken, but -- a lot of guys don't have a beer gut. A lot of guys go to a gym. And my guys don't have six packs; I just tend not to describe bodies in that detail, unless it's a point in the story for whatever reason.



This is one of my main pet peeves, along with the women who love to perform oral sex and would do it all day if they could, and treat the, ah, results, like their favorite dessert. In two stories I've women spit instead of swallow because hey, it happens that way.



Yeah, that's an eye-roller as well, on several levels.



Indeed. This is another thing I leave out of my stories almost entirely and it has a lot to do with personal experience. I do not have that type of underwear or lingerie, and since I don't know it, i don't write it. I think twice I've specified a lacy bra in a story, but that's it. And once it was sort of a special treat, not the type of thing she normally wore.



I don't think reality = porn movies. And I think I need to defend this a bit, and it would depend on the genre. In something like romance, or EC, and presuming you're dealing with the principal characters who care about each other to some degree, then yes, the guy will be willing to do foreplay because he'd be thinking about the woman and her pleasure in addition to his own. There are other categories where the guy wouldn't care, I'm sure, but those wouldn't appeal to me personally. I'm sure there are a number of women who don't care much about foreplay, but for erotica, it seems like you'd be missing a big element in the story if one or the other didn't.



True, but honestly, this isn't so far from reality anymore. I myself used to have irregular periods, and a lot of women do. Plus there are birth control pills that you take and only have your periods four times per year. This is a detail that I just don't see adding a whole lot to a story. Although I would say when it does come up, it's the woman missing her period and finding out she's pregnant.



Yes, well... Okay I can't touch that as I don't write "elaborate sex position changes." Makes me laugh though.

Yeah well like I said generalizations. I myself still hit he gym 4 times a week-although alas the six pack abandoned me somewhere in my later thirties. I just don;t have that level of time anymore and at 43 sadly am starting to lose the stamina.

As for the male lovers of course you're right on genre don't think there is a lot of foreplay in the non con section. But plenty in romance and erotica. I just always get a kick out of every guy here in the personals making like they are all about the ladies. I had my wife do a poll amongst a lot of her friends and many said there guy is less than attentative but expects full service from them.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Now of course this is a detail that would not be sexy to write about but lets face it. It happens, I mean guys your fooling around all night you crash around midnight and at 6:30 your partner slides down to wish you "good morning" well that is great in the stories but fact is first thing am we gotta Pee! On a side note I could not resist and once wrote a character getting up in the morning and looking at the woman next to him start getting worked up before noticing he has to pee. as he gets up I have him think "This does not happen in a movie"

When I read "no one ever has to go to the bathroom" I thought you were going to talk about how women in stories never go to the bathroom after sex, either to prevent those pesky UTIs or just because they have to. This is particularly funny to me because I never knew women peed after sex. I still remember the first guy I slept with rolling over and giving me a curious look, and saying something like, "well, aren't you going to go pee? women tend to do that, you know." I felt like a giant idiot.

ETA: I had a first-time thing in a chapter, and I think this is why I had her get up to go to the bathroom. Ah, including alternate versions of our past selves.

The other one I always notice is the lack of a morning, "hold on, let's go brush our teeth or at least use mouthwash before we start another round" moment. There's a lot of wake-up smoochy time, and every time I read it I can't help but think ew, morning dragon breath! This is especially true when the story indicates that neither character brushed their teeth the night before.

 

[oggbashan]

1. No one is denied sex because they don't have a condom available. Either he or she has an inexhaustible supply concealed about their person.

One local man was fined last year for breaking a condom machine. It took his money but failed to deliver the product. He tried again and again until he ran out of coins. He wrenched it off the wall and took two packs of three. His girlfriend was waiting in the back seat of the car and they had to get her home by midnight. He was ordered to pay an eighty pound fine and one hundred and fifty pounds for the damage. The machine's suppliers waived the 150 pounds because the machine was faulty, and sent him a gross of condoms...

2. No one meets at McDonalds, or has a meal there. Amateur writers don't use product placement.

3. No one is so poor that they can't find somewhere for sex.

 

[PennLady]

When I read "no one ever has to go to the bathroom" I thought you were going to talk about how women in stories never go to the bathroom after sex, either to prevent those pesky UTIs or just because they have to. This is particularly funny to me because I never knew women peed after sex. I still remember the first guy I slept with rolling over and giving me a curious look, and saying something like, "well, aren't you going to go pee? women tend to do that, you know." I felt like a giant idiot.

I have to say that's one I don't think of myself, but it certainly has and does happen. I think I even recall a doctor telling me, ages ago, to pee after sex if the guy used a condom; had something to do with being allergic to latex, maybe. I forget.

The other one I always notice is the lack of a morning, "hold on, let's go brush our teeth or at least use mouthwash before we start another round" moment. There's a lot of wake-up smoochy time, and every time I read it I can't help but think ew, morning dragon breath! This is especially true when the story indicates that neither character brushed their teeth the night before.

Point taken but this is another one I don't mind ignoring, or don't mind if people skip. You can only put in so many mundane, "real" details before it gets mind-numbing. I suppose I just pretend they did.

1. No one is denied sex because they don't have a condom available. Either he or she has an inexhaustible supply concealed about their person.

I usually try to mention them, but I don't always, or that the woman is on the Pill. I know that doesn't take care of STDs, but it's something. And I have seen authors put notes at the front that they know the importance of such things but are essentially ignoring them. As for condom machine guy --that's excellent. )

2. No one meets at McDonalds, or has a meal there. Amateur writers don't use product placement.

3. No one is so poor that they can't find somewhere for sex.

I can't remember if I used any real places for my characters to meet. I know I mention them, just not sure if they end up there. No, not true -- I use real places in my DC-set hockey stories. but many are local.

Is it that no one is so poor, or that everyone is ... creative?

 

[amicus]

geez, louise, gimme a break...most of us write fiction, you know, we make up stories. If we want advice on reality we go to a doctor or a clinic and who in the hell wants to read about that?

One of my stories, "Susan" which won a first place hundred dollar prize here, had a shower scene where they did fall...and laughed about it...there was also a scene about making love on a breakfast table, they tipped the table and got syrup all over them...humor is good...

Photographs are for reality, art is fiction; life as it could and ought to be...we all know of the necessities, why in the hell make them headlines?

amicus....(yeah, I know, who asked me...)

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LOVE BOAT

Youre full of shit once again. There's more stuff under the Sun than dreampt of in your philosophy.

The last porn story I wrote features a gal who breaks her nails and collects bruises/abrasions when she falls in the street running thru a cloudburst to her car. Then she gets lost on the drive home, and is stranded in the middle of back of beyond and has to piss like a racehorse. She's a sodden mess when she finds a secluded cottage out in the forest she was driving thru. Soaked, filthy, etc. when she knocks on the door of the cottage.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

No one is saying these things piss them off. I assumed this thread was intended as humor. The two I mentioned don't annoy me, but they do make me giggle. I'm not so sure what the big deal is with--gasp!--noticing differences between real life and fantasy, and finding amusement in these differences.

 

[lovecraft68]

LOVE BOAT

Youre full of shit once again. There's more stuff under the Sun than dreampt of in your philosophy.

The last porn story I wrote features a gal who breaks her nails and collects bruises/abrasions when she falls in the street running thru a cloudburst to her car. Then she gets lost on the drive home, and is stranded in the middle of back of beyond and has to piss like a racehorse. She's a sodden mess when she finds a secluded cottage out in the forest she was driving thru. Soaked, filthy, etc. when she knocks on the door of the cottage.

Read the post idiot. I said "In General" try paying attention rather than looking for something to pick at. And sounds to me like you were reading an updated version of Red Riding Hood. have you graduated to the high school reading level now?

 

[lovecraft68]

geez, louise, gimme a break...most of us write fiction, you know, we make up stories. If we want advise on reality we go to a doctor or a clinic and who in the hell wants to read about that?

One of my stories, "Susan" which won a first place hundred dollar prize here, had a shower scene where they did fall...and laughed about it...there was also a scene about making love on a breakfast table, they tipped the table and got syrup all over them...humor is good...

Photographs are for reality, art is fiction; life as it could and ought to be...we all know of the necessities, why in the hell make them headlines?

amicus....(yeah, I know, who asked me...)

The thread is intended as a joke. I have written several of these stereo types into my work. We all have. Lighten up there Ami.

 

[3113]

So I figured it could be fuin to toss some of these out there. Remember this is "In general" so if there is one oddball story outt here that has these things (It would probably be in satire") that's fine but these are generalizasions so here are some of mine.

In general, yes. The vast majority of erotica follows those fantasy formula "rules." Which is all good. Fun for the writer, fun for the reader.

But I'd like to correct you on the idea that erotica which is not "in general" is oddball or satire or even rare. Yes, the erotica that follows the fantasy generalities you listed grossly outnumbers "realistic" erotica, but there's still a ton of realistic erotica on this site alone, enough that we can say it's quite commonplace. What's more, these erotic stories with love handles on the guys and women who wear flannel pjs or take a piss often get high marks, win contests, make favorites lists. Which is to say, contrary to popular belief (in general), little realities in erotica don't always ruin the fantasy of a memorable fuck.

Granted, the story of the average looking woman who needs practice at giving a blowjob probably won't get as many readers as the one with the beauty-queen who, as expected, can deep-throat a 10" cock...but, the writing between the two being equal, I'd bet that readers will remember the former and read it again. I'm not so sure the same is true of those who read the disposable fantasy tissue that never uses any of that real life stuff.

 

[lovecraft68]

No one is saying these things piss them off. I assumed this thread was intended as humor. The two I mentioned don't annoy me, but they do make me giggle. I'm not so sure what the big deal is with--gasp!--noticing differences between real life and fantasy, and finding amusement in these differences.

It is intended as a joke. However when you are dealing with such staggering intellects(allegedly) of the last couple of posters (posers?) this is what you get. JBJ is smarter than us or so he thinks.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

On the heels of "what irks you in your writing" I decided to follow up with this one. I have gotten to a point in writing erotica and of course watching some porn that I roll my eyes at certain things and say "yeah okay". Now Erotica is fantasy meaning people do not want to deal with the not so perfect realities of sex and sex partners.

So I figured it could be fuin to toss some of these out there. Remember this is "In general" so if there is one oddball story outt here that has these things (It would probably be in satire") that's fine but these are generalizasions so here are some of mine.

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Now of course this is a detail that would not be sexy to write about but lets face it. It happens, I mean guys your fooling around all night you crash around midnight and at 6:30 your partner slides down to wish you "good morning" well that is great in the stories but fact is first thing am we gotta Pee! On a side note I could not resist and once wrote a character getting up in the morning and looking at the woman next to him start getting worked up before noticing he has to pee. as he gets up I have him think "This does not happen in a movie"

...

Not so true...I always include bathroom breaks for my characters. To pee, brush their teeth first thing in the morning or before bedtime, shower, whatever. It adds to the realism of the story and it a part of life. I have yet had anyone comment on these.

Although I did get a comment on my latest God Mother chapter about the son getting off hearing about his mothers partners, yet they were okay with the son fucking his mother. Go figure.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Read the post idiot. I said "In General" try paying attention rather than looking for something to pick at. And sounds to me like you were reading an updated version of Red Riding Hood. have you graduated to the high school reading level now?

Naaah. I'm still slogging thru your stories. But I expect to read some high school level stuff when I'm done.

 

[Boxlicker101]

On the heels of "what irks you in your writing" I decided to follow up with this one. I have gotten to a point in writing erotica and of course watching some porn that I roll my eyes at certain things and say "yeah okay". Now Erotica is fantasy meaning people do not want to deal with the not so perfect realities of sex and sex partners.

So I figured it could be fuin to toss some of these out there. Remember this is "In general" so if there is one oddball story outt here that has these things (It would probably be in satire") that's fine but these are generalizasions so here are some of mine.

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Now of course this is a detail that would not be sexy to write about but lets face it. It happens, I mean guys your fooling around all night you crash around midnight and at 6:30 your partner slides down to wish you "good morning" well that is great in the stories but fact is first thing am we gotta Pee! On a side note I could not resist and once wrote a character getting up in the morning and looking at the woman next to him start getting worked up before noticing he has to pee. as he gets up I have him think "This does not happen in a movie"

No guy ever has a beer gut. The guys all have flat stomachs or chisled six packs. If you are writing younger characters sure but if you are writing 30's plus most six packs have turned to kegs and are around the waist.

There is not a woman out there that cannot atek it all the way. This goes with the 10+ stereo type because not only is every guy in porn well endowed but every woman can deep throat 10 inches.

No virgin ever says no to anal sex. She has never even had sex but once it starst can take the obligatory huge cock right in her ass. (and unless it is BDSM or non consent) she totally enjoys it!

No woman ever wears anything but Victoria secret type thongs and lingerie. Meet a girl hanging around the park as she is walking her dog? No worries when you guy get back to her place she will be wearing some nice lacy stringy things she tossed on when she took fido for a walk.

No guy has an aversion to foreplay. Every guy in erotica is the consummate lover who tends to the needs of the woman. In reality (or porn movies) the woman goes down for long stretches at a time then the guy laps at her like a dog drinking from the toilet for thirty seconds then its on to some fucking.

No woman ever has her period. In long series that follow a time line that stretches for weeks that time of the month somehow never occurs. I'm married with two daughters trust me it never misses! And I am surrounded! (In the case of my daughters it better never for a long time) also I am "fixed" so wifey better not miss either

No one ever trips, falls, or drops their partner during very elaborate sex position changes. Especially in the shower where despite slippery floors and soapy bodies the woman can "throw" her arms and legs around the guy and he can fuck her standing straight up. I lost a set of shower doors like that a couple of years ago. It was not pretty.

Those are a few of mine.

I don't know if you are referring to porno movies or not. In my stories, if two people wake up in bed in the morning, they both use the bathroom before getting it on again. I have one character, Angel Jones, a T-girl, who always wakes up with morning wood and uses the toilet sitting down, as befits a woman.

I don't usually go into much detail in describing men, unless they are gay.

Cocks always go all the way in, whichever orifice I am writing about. If I write about a woman having anal sex, she is usually already in to it, although she may still have her hymen.

I sometimes write about women being in their menses and, when I do, it is part of the story. She's horny and bleeding so she takes it up the ass or gives head. Sometimes it is heer first anal sex, and she always really loves it.

Most of the foreplay I describe is licking and sucking her breasts until she starts to lubricate. I have people kiss too, but don't usually go into much detail.

When my characters have sex in the shower, which is not common, they are usually kneeling or she is holding to a grab bar and her partner is behind, either licking her ass or fucking.

One thing that used to bug me in porno movies is this: A woman is going to have anal sex for the first time. The guy spits on his fingers and applies it to her ass, then shoves his eight inch cock all the way in with one thrust. When I describe anal sex, even with somebody with extensive experience, they use bottled lubrication and take it slow, an inch at a time.

 

[PennLady]

Oh I know. This is one thing that gets me personally but I'm guess it's pretty commonplace. I get a kick out of characters in stories who claim it's been eight weeks/days/hours since they had sex and by God, they need to get laid! That has never happened to me. I didn't date for nearly my entire 20s, yet I did not bemoan my lack of sex with my friends.

Another thing that always cracks me up is the openness of parents in many stories when it comes to sex, discussing it either with their children, or even better, the child's bf/gf. My mom would have plotzed.

Again, I'm sure that does happen. Just not something in my personal experience, and so when I read about it, and I guess it seems to kind of happen in "waves" with stories, so to speak, it just makes me laugh.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh I know. This is one thing that gets me personally but I'm guess it's pretty commonplace. I get a kick out of characters in stories who claim it's been eight weeks/days/hours since they had sex and by God, they need to get laid! That has never happened to me. I didn't date for nearly my entire 20s, yet I did not bemoan my lack of sex with my friends.

Another thing that always cracks me up is the openness of parents in many stories when it comes to sex, discussing it either with their children, or even better, the child's bf/gf. My mom would have plotzed.

Again, I'm sure that does happen. Just not something in my personal experience, and so when I read about it, and I guess it seems to kind of happen in "waves" with stories, so to speak, it just makes me laugh.

As an add on to this I get a kick out of stories that feature a male virgin or a guy that has not gotten laid in forever yet he fucks like a stallion and does not cum until the female is tired from fucking him.

 

[lovecraft68]

Naaah. I'm still slogging thru your stories. But I expect to read some high school level stuff when I'm done.

Now James we all know you are lying. You don't read anything here. Just like you don't write anything here except for your child like malicious posts.

P.s you should be able to get through my series quick however with all that time you have in the home.

 

[sr71plt]

As an add on to this I get a kick out of stories that feature a male virgin or a guy that has not gotten laid in forever yet he fucks like a stallion and does not cum until the female is tired from fucking him.

He might have had a lot of experience with--and become a master of--masturbation.

 

[PennLady]

As an add on to this I get a kick out of stories that feature a male virgin or a guy that has not gotten laid in forever yet he fucks like a stallion and does not cum until the female is tired from fucking him.

The staying power of nearly all the men in erotic stories is a phenomenon unto itself. Although I'd say something of an exception to the virgin rule is the virgin who is being taught by an older woman. that guy doesn't last long at all.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The staying power of nearly all the men in erotic stories is a phenomenon unto itself. Although I'd say something of an exception to the virgin rule is the virgin who is being taught by an older woman. that guy doesn't last long at all.

Women will hop into bed at the drop of a hat. Somehow I see a symmetry there...

 

[Boxlicker101]

The staying power of nearly all the men in erotic stories is a phenomenon unto itself. Although I'd say something of an exception to the virgin rule is the virgin who is being taught by an older woman. that guy doesn't last long at all.

I would take issue with that, at least as far as my first person stories go. "I" usually cum once, and need to take Viagara for that even, although the woman in the story cums several times. If it's a young man in a third person story, he recovers after a while, but is not even close to being multi-orgasmic.

 

[Handley_Page]

First and foremost; unless you are writing about water sports no one ever has to go to the bathroom.

I was reading a story by Abstruse last night, and the lead character did have to visit the bathroom.
That said, it's the only example I have read!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Now James we all know you are lying. You don't read anything here. Just like you don't write anything here except for your child like malicious posts.

P.s you should be able to get through my series quick however with all that time you have in the home.

I do read stories at LIT. I dont read many LIT stories but I read a few, and I score them if they impress me. But mostly I read books I order from AMAZON.

Ten books arrived in the mail yesterday: 3 by Clive Barker (he writes gay horror btw), 3 by Chester Himes (black author), 3 by George V. Higgins, and one by John LeCarre.

My short stories arent long enough for LIT. Most run about 600 words. But I find that almost no one appreciates free anything. People appreciate what they pay dearly for.