And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

[Curious_in_Cali]

To arms! To arms!
And legs, for that matter!
Devour the breadcoats!

Hmmm. I wanna side of Cornwallis on the cob.

Oh, man... You should have fried to ovoid such a foul tale where Cornwallis was cobbed red handed and forced to surrhender in Yolktown... I mean how corn kneed can egg it?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Something to hold, something true, something hollowed and something few. I think that means a willing bottom, firm commands, a carved paddle, and rare obedience.

Wait, that is not white! O cake, MY please know it tuxs a real friend to be honest with you about something like guest, so know that I care, I do. When present at a wedding, you are knot supposed to hit on the Bride, bouquet?

 

[midwestyankee]

Wait, that is not white! O cake, MY please know it tuxs a real friend to be honest with you about something like guest, so know that I care, I do. When present at a wedding, you are knot supposed to hit on the Bride, bouquet?

[/pun] You go to the wrong weddings.[/pun]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

[/pun] You go to the wrong weddings.[/pun]

Look at that fine pungramming.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh, man... You should have fried to ovoid such a foul tale where Cornwallis was cobbed red handed and forced to surrhender in Yolktown... I mean how corn kneed can egg it?

The most stirring Revolutionary tale is the one where a group of British soldiers were captured while stealing livestock from colonists. They were beaten, and subsequently herded into goat pens as prisoners, as Washington's troops yelled catcalls at them. Ever since, Americans celebrate "In de pen, gents!" Day.

 

[Babyslave]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.



I intended to offend no one with the above pun. Simply thought it so very punny.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.



I intended to offend no one with the above pun. Simply thought it so very punny.

Yes, a true tooth seeker.

No fence here...totally free range pun.

 

[Babyslave]

What's coming next is really bad. I'm ashamed to say - I like it!

The largest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

[midwestyankee]

What's coming next is really bad. I'm ashamed to say - I like it!

The largest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

Did you know that pie are not round? Pie are square!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Did you know that pie are not round? Pie are square!

The ancient Egyptians discovered pi. But later, Arabs came up with algebra, giving pi an Allah mode.

 

[midwestyankee]

The ancient Egyptians discovered pi. But later, Arabs came up with algebra, giving pi an Allah mode.

Sometimes, DGE, you strike me as quite vanilla.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Sometimes, DGE, you strike me as quite vanilla.

Vanilla IS for ice cream, you know...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/vanilla.jpg

 

[Chiara_searches]

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Sometimes, DGE, you strike me as quite vanilla.

Maybe I just need more toppings.

We all scream for I scream.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The piano player storms off the stage after a horrible performance...the bar manager meets him back stage and demands... "hey buddy, you hand better change your tune...that was not amusing at all!" To which he indignantly replies "I told you it was key to meet my ivory demand...did you hear that woman you hired for my inspiration cough... I tink that music!"

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I sea that this tread seems to have water sometimes called "lost its porpoise." Summer maybe all don't care. But I do, so I'm gonna wave and hope sun one will throw me a lifeline. Will it be a buoy or a gull?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I sea that this tread seems to have water sometimes called "Lost its porpoise." Summer maybe all don't care. But I do, so I'm gonna wave and hope sun one will throw me a lifeline. Will it be a buoy or a gull?

Some might sand messages of "beachin crabs at sandals", but I won't be cove I am tide to the love of the pun and embrace the shovel to bring it back to the sun, screening "It's all for pun, and pun for all!"

 

[midwestyankee]

Some might sand messages of "beachin crabs at sandals", but I won't be cove I am tide to the love of the pun and embrace the shovel to bring it back to the sun, screening "It's all for pun, and pun for all!"

So good to see that the thread is not finny.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I would shell my sole to be able to contribute moors to this punny thread.

 

[midwestyankee]

I would shell my sole to be able to contribute moors to this punny thread.

Don't worry. Even if you flounder around a bit, we'll kelp you get back on your perch.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I've cod to get in on this, just for the halibut.

 

[the captians wench]

I hope my money comes in fri. I want to go shopping and there's a big salamon.

 

[midwestyankee]

All excited here; we just got tickets to see a big major new production of Porgy and Bass.

 

[Chiara_searches]

All this fish talk and shark wit is making me eel that whale have a good time here.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I can't really fathom it, but if you're posting here during working hours, we'll have to dock your bay.