notbert dies tonight at 10

[notbert]

by suicide.

i have 5 hours left.
what should i do until then?

i suppose i should get my affairs in order.
i suppose i should first have an affair.

it will have to be quickie.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Shaddup, Bert.

 

[jomar]

how does notbert plan to go out?

 

[where]

ya'll feel bad if he really does.

 

[miles]

Don't eat a heavy meal.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

ya'll feel bad if he really does.

Bert kills himself every six months or so.

Denouement<---- get it?

 

[where]

Bert kills himself every six months or so.

Denouement<---- get it?

he does?

and no. sorry.

 

[thør]

Wear clean underware......

oh, nevermind.....

 

[notbert]

Shaddup, Bert.

back at you, sonny.

 

[notbert]

how does notbert plan to go out?

there is only one way that i know of.

 

[notbert]

ya'll feel bad if he really does.

no, you won't, and i am.
it's time.

 

[where]

no, you won't, and i am.
it's time.

I might. I'm getting soft in my old age.

 

[evesdream]

http://deathreferencedesk.org/wp-content/themes/evidens/images/sidebarskelly.jpg

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

I have two questions, since I am new to this potential phoenix type thing that is notbert's pending demise.

Will there be Film at Eleven?

And will there be a replacement alt, perhaps a stillnotbert?

 

[evesdream]

Bert kills himself every six months or so.

Denouement<---- get it?

I was listening to a radio program this morning about "death rehearsals" in Korea as a suicide prevention method. Apparently the director of "It's a Wonderful Life" had the right idea, it seems to work pretty well.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/04/world/la-fg-korea-coffin4-2010jan04

http://deathreferencedesk.org/2010/01/05/death-meets-corporate-retreat-in-south-korea/

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I was listening to a radio program this morning about "death rehearsals" in Korea as a suicide prevention method. Apparently the director of "It's a Wonderful Life" had the right idea, it seems to work pretty well.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/04/world/la-fg-korea-coffin4-2010jan04

http://deathreferencedesk.org/2010/01/05/death-meets-corporate-retreat-in-south-korea/

Interesting concept...although I don't understand the coffin part of it. It's not like you get claustrophobic after you die.

Although wouldn't that fucking suck, if you did? Not only are you dead, but you're stuck in that stupid box all the time?

 

[evesdream]

nude on a bike

http://www.weblogimages.com/v.p?uid=clairdelune&pid=647432&sid=qzK96oruJ4

 

[evesdream]

Interesting concept...although I don't understand the coffin part of it. It's not like you get claustrophobic after you die.

Although wouldn't that fucking suck, if you did? Not only are you dead, but you're stuck in that stupid box all the time?

That's why I intend to be buried at sea. Or something.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

I was listening to a radio program this morning about "death rehearsals" in Korea as a suicide prevention method. Apparently the director of "It's a Wonderful Life" had the right idea, it seems to work pretty well.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/04/world/la-fg-korea-coffin4-2010jan04

http://deathreferencedesk.org/2010/01/05/death-meets-corporate-retreat-in-south-korea/

This is amazing. I had no idea that South Korea had such a huge suicide rate. It would be really interesting to track the people who take part in this program over the next year or two.... I also wonder how effective it is can be mapped based at least in part by participants' religious beliefs.

 

[notbert]

Don't eat a heavy meal.

last meal:

pizza and martini

 

[notbert]

Wear clean underware......

oh, nevermind.....

maybe a new pair.
i won't be needing them after tonight anyway.
or silk.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

back at you, sonny.

Haha, joke's on you: Sonny's not even my real name!

Yes! Total burn!

 

[notbert]

I might. I'm getting soft in my old age.

we're good right?

we've had our moments.

good and bad.

 

[notbert]

I have two questions, since I am new to this potential phoenix type thing that is notbert's pending demise.

Will there be Film at Eleven?

And will there be a replacement alt, perhaps a stillnotbert?

no second coming.

no film at eleven, death is death.
that's not how it works.

as for alts,
we're all alts of who we really are.
who we'd rather be.

but you know about alts.

 

[notbert]

and by the way
i failed to inform of never & mpa's passings.

they died in a crash on the information super highway
last week.

it was sudden
yet a blessing.

they won't be annoying anyone here anymore
anyone, anywhere, actually.

it happens.
i didn't think it was relevant, or thread worthy.

though i had a soft spot for never.