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[koalabear]

Yeah right, so the US is almost exclusively using an out dated system.

Obama is trying to change that..........

 

[biggreg]

Ah, does this mean that I needn't put my photos of being tied to a spanking bench, then my bottom spanked and flogged Mr Gil?


Hello A/all, hope Everyone has a wonderful and safe Easter. Don't over indulge...in chocolate, all other sinful indulgences encouraged.

MsMoon

Mmmm now i thinks its time for some spanking Come here miss

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Mmmm now i thinks its time for some spanking Come here miss

*Bends and tilts bottom towards Greg* You called?

*WEG*

MsMoon

 

[Gil_T2]

*Bends and tilts bottom towards Greg* You called?

*WEG*

MsMoon

MMM wonderful mental image right there MzMoon.

 

[biggreg]

*Bends and tilts bottom towards Greg* You called?

*WEG*

MsMoon

Mmmm yes sexy , you ready??? Oh Gil pics are wonderful

 

[Gil_T2]

Mmmm yes sexy , you ready??? Oh Gil pics are wonderful

I think it's a case of me only imagining about the site of Mz Moon's red butt.

 

[darkelf9]

Great to see you drop in Elf & always enjoy a giggle with your posts, BANDIT Enjoyed the Flower one although when I buy her flowers I never thought of self raising as an option seeing it tends to keep a lot longer & is a lot cheaper too I might just get her a bunch next time.

I'm amazed at the retailers wanting to be able to open all wekend because the buying public wants it NOT that they also want to make extra profilts at all.

Now the facts are easy to understand with insurance companies only exist to collect your money & hate to have to pay out one cent.
Sadly QLD keeps coping the weather fury with more flooding in recent days & even an earthquake so thoughts must be with those in the state & areas affected be these more recent events.

Hey Gil,

No I reckon you should get Bandit the flowers (flours) of the perfume kind the other stuff comes in kg packets that hurt like heck if they make contact.

Well I did my bit for the economy over the Easter break once I worked out when the shops were open, everything back to normal..whatever that is. I haven't kept up with the news except for the royal wedding...well its more like you can't turn on the TV without finding out about it. I see they shutdown the Chaser guys...big brother in this case the BBC. Friday tomorrow and my short holiday from work finishes...not like I've actually had a holiday with stuff happening over the last couple of months. Can't wait for Christmas.

 

[darkelf9]

What Starts with F and ends with K


A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"


Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"


Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the
boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."


Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry replied: "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher: "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....."

 

[biggreg]

I think it's a case of me only imagining about the site of Mz Moon's red butt.

Mmm Gil keep imagining, Mz Moons sweet bottom looks just gorgeous, nice red and waiting Mmmm Mmmmm

 

[darkelf9]

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said: "My family went to my
grand dad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the
word 'fascinate', not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said: "Well that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' "

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said: "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Pert - nice av

Bandit - if Gil gets you flour you could always make flour bombs

Chilly mornings in Melbourne town recently and the leaves seem to be falling of the trees early, then again with the crazy weather so far this year we could be in for a longer winter like Paris had in the 1430's or sometime close to that. I guess that's what you get for not paying your carbon tax...I can't wait for the cellulose (C6H10O5)n tax...

 

[MOG67]

Chilly mornings in Melbourne town recently and the leaves seem to be falling of the trees early, then again with the crazy weather so far this year we could be in for a longer winter like Paris had in the 1430's or sometime close to that. I guess that's what you get for not paying your carbon tax...I can't wait for the cellulose (C6H10O5)n tax...

You're right about thge weather, it's always crazy here in melb, but this year seems worse the usual.
You've sparked my interest, Paris 1430's???

Nice joke's btw

Mike

 

[Gil_T2]

Moms have "mothers day"
Dads have "fathers day"
Lovers have "Valentines day"
what do single men have......... Palm Sunday !

 

[ICR]

Hi there Aussie threaders Seems like forever since I popped in here. Hope all are well! We have finally settled in our new home here in Qld but still have many boxes to unpack Those will have to wait as my darling Rasher has been unwell and has a tough few months of medical stuff ahead of him..

Anyway, not much else to say so I guess I will wander off and find something else to occupy myself while I can't sleep.

Bye bye.

xx

 

[koalabear]

Australia to host Nude Olympics

I may have to make a trip down under again...........

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/Nude-Olympics-Australia-to-host-042811

 

[webbo1]

I may have to get some hollidays

 

[webbo1]

Hi there Aussie threaders Seems like forever since I popped in here. Hope all are well! We have finally settled in our new home here in Qld but still have many boxes to unpack Those will have to wait as my darling Rasher has been unwell and has a tough few months of medical stuff ahead of him..

Anyway, not much else to say so I guess I will wander off and find something else to occupy myself while I can't sleep.

Bye bye.

xx

Glad to hear that you guys are finally up there, sad to hear about the big fella not being the best mate - give him our best and we hope he recovers quickly

 

[darkelf9]

You're right about thge weather, it's always crazy here in melb, but this year seems worse the usual.
You've sparked my interest, Paris 1430's???

Nice joke's btw

Mike

Hey Mog,

Paris 1430's one of a number of famines in Paris over the years, but this one was caused by a change in the weather, when the winters lasted longer than normal....the opposite of global warming...must have been too many penguins around the place..

 

[darkelf9]

Hi there Aussie threaders Seems like forever since I popped in here. Hope all are well! We have finally settled in our new home here in Qld but still have many boxes to unpack Those will have to wait as my darling Rasher has been unwell and has a tough few months of medical stuff ahead of him..

Anyway, not much else to say so I guess I will wander off and find something else to occupy myself while I can't sleep.

Bye bye.

xx

Hey ICR,

Was going to do that, but things have changed so I'm staying in Melbourne town. Hopefully you can find the box with the batteries in it...

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well another month down, welcome to month 5 of the year...May. 4 months gone already....

So who watched the royal wedding? Actually you had very little choice on the TV, good to see the footy was still on the box, although not a good night to be competing for the ratings.

Whilst I prefer women with curves, I must say the bride did look beautiful. All that dieting came in handy, although the sister stole a bit of the show with her dress. I'm not a royalist as such, but can appreciate a beautiful woman.

Good old Charles never fails to amuse. Seems like nobody much cared if he was there or not....the word "obsolete" came to mind.

 

[PertPerth]

Australia to host Nude Olympics

I may have to make a trip down under again...........

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/Nude-Olympics-Australia-to-host-042811

Too funny!! I love the fact that they had to translate bum to butt!!

Good to see you pop in ICR. I hope Rasher's health improves soon and that you get to enjoy your new home together.

I can't beleive another week is over. May is here already, my week off work is over

I hope everyone is well and happy.

 

[Gil_T2]

Hi there Aussie threaders Seems like forever since I popped in here. Hope all are well! We have finally settled in our new home here in Qld but still have many boxes to unpack Those will have to wait as my darling Rasher has been unwell and has a tough few months of medical stuff ahead of him..

Anyway, not much else to say so I guess I will wander off and find something else to occupy myself while I can't sleep.

Bye bye.

xx

Thinking of you all as Rasher goes through his treatment also how is Bubs Rasher doing? He must be growing now.

 

[rasher]

thought id drop in & say g'day as i hardly get on here now,things are ok in QLD,there a differnt breed up here thats for sure,as for me i doing ok.

 

[ICR]

Hey ICR,

Was going to do that, but things have changed so I'm staying in Melbourne town. Hopefully you can find the box with the batteries in it...

I kept those in my bag

 

[ICR]

Too funny!! I love the fact that they had to translate bum to butt!!

Good to see you pop in ICR. I hope Rasher's health improves soon and that you get to enjoy your new home together.

I can't beleive another week is over. May is here already, my week off work is over

I hope everyone is well and happy.

Hi Pert, I haven't seen you around for a while.. but I haven't been here much myself so that could be why.

Rasher is doing ok. Gave me quite a scare but he is a tough cookie and will be fine.