BDSM Barter Town

Curious_in_Cali

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Welcome to your local BDSM Barter Town. :D

OK, and only because it NEEDS to be said before I can continue...YES, I do indeed believe that Master Blaster run Barter Town. Luckily for you though, he is graciously letting me sublet it while he vacations in Fiji this season. I am excited and hopeful that with your help we can make use of these warm yet dusty facilities judiciously. That said, with the economy these days feeling like a small child who lost their puppy, I think it is a great time to go back to simpler times when barter and trade of services provided most of our basic needs. Each of us has a unique set of goods and services you posses and the trick is simply finding the right person to trade with to gain what goods and services you need. You know..trading...sharing... good human stuff.

My lawyer would like me to offer the following rules and regulations... so please indulge me by reading them.

1) Understand that even in a system of barter the laws of supply and demand still apply. The value of something can vary greatly as it is subjective to the needs and urgency of the people involved AT THE TIME. Be mindful that a spanking offered today might be worth 2 "Yes, Sirs" today, but only one tomorrow, and that is just as it should be. We are not liable for any "aw,man!" or "dude that is lame" feelings you may feel following a trade you find inequitable. You trade at your own risk.

2) You are responsible for making sure YOUR trade is fair and equitable to YOU, so though we encourage passionately impulsive trades, all "sales" are indeed final. Complaints and general whining about buyers/traders remorse will be completely ignored.

3) You may offer as many goods and services as you have available for trade here at BDSM Barter Town, but please keep them in the realm of BDSM play.

4) Please, PLEASE...I beg you... Have fun! ;)

I will start...

I am craving a growl across the back of my neck that makes my head roll back, my stomach flutter, and my knees wobble... I would be willing to trade begging for it for 15 mins on my knees with perfect posture... Anyone? Anyone? Or, if you might need, want, or have something else for trade...please feel free to post that too. :)
 
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When I was learning about the kinky side of life, I often traded costumes for hours of play time. Kilts usually got me 5-1 hour sessions.

I miss those days.
 
Welcome to your local BDSM Barter Town. :D

OK, and only because it NEEDS to be said before I can continue...YES, I do indeed believe that Master Blaster run Barter Town. Luckily for you though, he is graciously letting me sublet it while he vacations in Fiji this season. I am excited and hopeful that with your help we can make use of these warm yet dusty facilities judiciously. That said, with the economy these days feeling like a small child who lost their puppy, I think it is a great time to go back to simpler times when barter and trade of services provided most of our basic needs. Each of us has a unique set of goods and services you posses and the trick is simply finding the right person to trade with to gain what goods and services you need. You know..trading...sharing... good human stuff.

My lawyer would like me to offer the following rules and regulations... so please indulge me by reading them.

1)There will be no "purchasing" of services in Barter Town for actual currency so do not offer smackers, smackaroos, lettuce, chedda, greenbacks, legal tender, skins, etc... As I am sure you understand, we need to sidestep the sticky illegal stigma of prostitution for those of us that live in "places like that".

2) Understand that even in a system of barter the laws of supply and demand still apply. The value of something can vary greatly as it is subjective to the needs and urgency of the people involved AT THE TIME. Be mindful that a spanking offered today might be worth 2 "Yes, Sirs" today, but only one tomorrow, and that is just as it should be. We are not liable for any "aw,man!" or "dude that is lame" feelings you may feel following a trade you find inequitable. You trade at your own risk.

3)You are responsible for making sure YOUR trade is fair and equitable to YOU, so though we encourage passionately impulsive trades, all "sales" are indeed final. Complaints and general whining about buyers/traders remorse will be completely ignored.

4) You may offer as many goods and services as you have available for trade here at BDSM Barter Town, but please keep them in the realm of BDSM play.

5) Please, PLEASE...I beg you... Have fun! ;)

I will start...

I am craving a growl across the back of my neck that makes my head roll back, my stomach flutter, and my knees wobble... I would be willing to trade begging for it for 15 mins on my knees with perfect posture... Anyone? Anyone? Or, if you might need, want, or have something else for trade...please feel free to post that too. :)

GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
When I was learning about the kinky side of life, I often traded costumes for hours of play time. Kilts usually got me 5-1 hour sessions.

I miss those days.

Play time and Kilts...man I miss them too and I haven't ever had them! >hug<

Anyone out there looking for a kilt that might bring a smile to CW's face tonight?



GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*grin* THAT is what I am talkin about. ;)


OK...As I *please* type this *please* reponse in *please* perfect posture * please* kneeling *please*...for 15 mins... Can you offer up another such growl and or maybe any other skills that might bring someone a blissfull up to no good smile tonight? Hmmmm?
 
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I have a busted Toro lawn mower with no handle that I will trade for a full tank of propane, or the submission of Jessica Alba.
 
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I would trade the placement (anywhere on my body) of 20 clothes pins for three days of wardrobe control.

I have a busted Toro lawn mower with no handle that I will trade for a full tank of propane, or the submission or Jessica Alba.

Wow...that must be some Toro
 
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I will trade a soles-of-the-feet caning for a Double Double with fries from In 'n Out Burger, and a diet Coke with a splash of Dr. Pepper in it. Or another caning.
 
Play time and Kilts...man I miss them too and I haven't ever had them! >hug<

Anyone out there looking for a kilt that might bring a smile to CW's face tonight?





*grin* THAT is what I am talkin about. ;)


OK...As I *please* type this *please* reponse in *please* perfect posture * please* kneeling *please*...for 15 mins... Can you offer up another such growl and or maybe any other skills that might bring someone a blissfull up to no good smile tonight? Hmmmm?

A Growl across your back and lifting your hair back to tease the back of your ear with my tongue in exchange for arching your back and whispering "Thank you Sir"
 
I will provide myself for facesitting to a desiring lady, with all of the orgasms she cares to elicit from me in the timeframe in exchange for an edging session from her for an equal amount of time.
 
dominant woman required

I have a kilt and even full Highland dress. I would be more than happy to wear it out and provide 'up skirt' photos to any lady who will have me on all fours and demand that I cum at her demand.
I would also be keen to tribute a few pics for such a demanding lady if she make a good job of talking me off...
 
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