New Game: Pump, Dump, or Stump

[pornstarwannabe]

Plays in a similar fashion to "Marry, Fuck, Kill" but is less violent since no one is "killed"

Given three names:
1. Which one would you Pump (aka fuck)
2. Which one would you Dump (aka ignore)
3. Which one would you Stump (aka amputate all limbs and hold the person captive).

How to play: I'll start by supplying three names. Someone Quote/Reply and adorn with your Pump, Dump, Stump. Then supply three other names.

Either you'll play, or I'll look like a douche. Let's Play.


Carrie Underwood, Tina Fey, redheadedtxn

 

[redheadedtxn]

you love me.

How endearing.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

you love me.

How endearing.

Well, let's not get Carried Away just yet. You do not know if I'd Pump, Dump, or Stump you.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Well, let's not get Carried Away just yet. You do not know if I'd Pump, Dump, or Stump you.

I figured stump, since I was last in line.

 

[eyer]

Either you'll play, or I'll look like a douche.

Not a difficult choice...

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I figured stump, since I was last in line.

For the record:
Carrie Underwood - Dump (too pretty for me)
Tina Fey - Pump (looks like she'd be wild in the sac)
redheadedtxn - Stump (awe, you'll depend on me for every facet of your life)

 

[BenignTumor]

Carrie Underwood, Tina Fey, redheadedtxn

I'll play.

Crrie Underwood: Pump because she is frickin' gorgeous
Tina Fey: Stump because she thinks she is "all that" on 30 Rock
redheadedtxn: Dump because I do not "know" her


Michelle Obama
Sarah Palin
Hillary Clinton

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I'll play.

Crrie Underwood: Pump because she is frickin' gorgeous
Tina Fey: Stump because she thinks she is "all that" on 30 Rock
redheadedtxn: Dump because I do not "know" her


Michelle Obama
Sarah Palin
Hillary Clinton

Michele Obama - Stump (because her arms and legs are too long)
Sarah Palin - Pump (I bet she fucks like a Librarian)
Hillary Clinton - Dump (if she ain't good enough for Bill, she ain't good enough for me).



LukeAteMyDick
Nipples MeGee
Rory

 

[redheadedtxn]

you realize this is sorta like masturbating, right?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

you realize this is sorta like masturbating, right?

Nope. BT is not my ALT. I am seriously trying to play this game... sort of like the Truth or Dare Game in the GLBT forum. That was a huge hit.

C'mon. Give it a try. For me.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Plays in a similar fashion to "Marry, Fuck, Kill" but is less violent since no one is "killed"

Given three names:
1. Which one would you Pump (aka fuck)
2. Which one would you Dump (aka ignore)
3. Which one would you Stump (aka amputate all limbs and hold the person captive).

How to play: I'll start by supplying three names. Someone Quote/Reply and adorn with your Pump, Dump, Stump. Then supply three other names.

Either you'll play, or I'll look like a douche. Let's Play.


Carrie Underwood, Tina Fey, redheadedtxn

Reading the thread title, I was expecting a game where you have to choose between hardcore, scat, and amputee-fetish porn.

The reality ain't no improvement.

 

[pabloback]

cant i just pick one person?
pump em
stump em
and then
dump em

sounds like the ultimate sub/dom scenario

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Pump, Dump, Stump bump

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Shameless bump. trying to generate some excitement about this game.

 

[bg23]

Shameless bump. trying to generate some excitement about this game.

"Stump (aka amputate all limbs and hold the person captive)."

it doesn't surprise me that this excites you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You do know you're doing it wrong right? You're supposed to leave three names for the NEXT person, then that person pump, dump or stump and then they leave three names for the next person. How the hell can there be people so stupid they can't even set up a simple game of marry, fuck, kill without screwing it up. It's like not understanding the rules to catch!

 

[badbabysitter]

I would....

Stump PSW so that he couldn't struggle through what I was going to do to him next


Pump PSW full of ratpoison

Dump PSW's corpse in a landfill

 

[CHNOPS]

It's like not understanding the rules to catch!

Australian, Canadian, or arena-rules?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Australian, Canadian, or arena-rules?

Fuck you.

 

[CHNOPS]

Fuck you.

Since the corporate money got involved, catch has changed.

 

[naughtycakes]

This thread is all kindsa ugly.

I'm here to point and cringe, too.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

You do know you're doing it wrong right? You're supposed to leave three names for the NEXT person, then that person pump, dump or stump and then they leave three names for the next person. How the hell can there be people so stupid they can't even set up a simple game of marry, fuck, kill without screwing it up. It's like not understanding the rules to catch!

I hate to be the barer of bad news, but reread the OP. That's exactly what I tried to do. I started with three names and left that for the next person. Unfortunately, we got off track because no one want to really play. If people took the game seriously (up until the time I had to do shameless bumps), then they would have respond to the 3 names I supplied in post #1, then toy would have supplied 3 new names.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

We'll assume I answered the Pump, Dump stump question. here are 3 names for someone to address:

Marilyn Monroe
Jackie "O" Kennedy
SC Justice Sotomayor

 

[zipman]

I hate to be the barer of bad news, but reread the OP. That's exactly what I tried to do. I started with three names and left that for the next person. Unfortunately, we got off track because no one want to really play. If people took the game seriously (up until the time I had to do shameless bumps), then they would have respond to the 3 names I supplied in post #1, then toy would have supplied 3 new names.

So nobody took your lame version of a stupid game seriously on a porn board?

I'm shocked.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

So nobody took your lame version of a stupid game seriously on a porn board?

I'm shocked.

As am I. We could have had such fun. I'd stump you though. You'd hate life after that, but tough.