Viagra Beer?

[R. Richard]

The Brits have decided to enhance the coming Royal Wedding. I can't say if it'll work, but at 10 quid the bottle , it had damn well better work. Comment?

A BRITISH firm have brewed the first beer laced with VIAGRA.
The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop, goes on sale this week.

Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men's sexual performance.

The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.

The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.

The label features the words 'Arise Prince Willy' and 'Celebrate Big Willy Style' — and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

Just 40 bottles of the £10 tipple will be produced initially, and will go on sale on April 29 at BrewDog.com. All the proceeds go to the charity Centrepoint, which Wills supports. But buyers will be limited to one bottle each due to the powerful effects.

The firm plan to continue production if it is a success.

 

[3113]

As alcohol "provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (Macbeth 2.3) wouldn't the alcohol and the viagra cancel each other out?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As alcohol "provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (Macbeth 2.3) wouldn't the alcohol and the viagra cancel each other out?

"The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop..."

 

[3113]

"The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop..."

Well, I am seeing one hell of a plot bunny that could create stories in almost every category if the main character has drunken sex from one end of London to the other; it could conclude in the celebrity category with our beery lover in the royal honeymoon suite....

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, I am seeing one hell of a plot bunny that could create stories in almost every category if the main character has drunken sex from one end of London to the other; it could conclude in the celebrity category with our beery lover in the royal honeymoon suite....

Sounds good...by the way, in Canada Brewer's Droop is more commonly known as Whisky Dink.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

At William's age, what does he need that stuff for?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

"Willy, your willy is wilting!!"

"Kate, my queen, just pass me a bottle of that beery elixir and I'll show you the true pleasure of the sovereign's sword.

"Oh, William, I see you are more than capable of upholding the Standard. Fill me with the Royal Prerogative."

 

[Tyro999]

"Willy, your willy is wilting!!"

"Kate, my queen, just pass me a bottle of that beery elixir and I'll show you the true pleasure of the sovereign's sword.

"Oh, William, I see you are more than capable of upholding the Standard. Fill me with the Royal Prerogative."

Tough crowd. The mind boggles at what the Lit crew would have come up with for Charles and Diana. [Was Lit even around in 1981?]

 

[R. Richard]

As alcohol "provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (Macbeth 2.3) wouldn't the alcohol and the viagra cancel each other out?

I'm not sure about the canceling out bit. Some time back a drink was proposed in Playboy. The drink was to contain sugar, for quick energy, beef boullion for lasting energy and vodka to give the drinker ideas about what to do with all that energy.

 

[stephen55]

The drink was to contain sugar, for quick energy, beef boullion for lasting energy and vodka to give the drinker ideas about what to do with all that energy.

Sugar, beef bouillon and vodka...that's what an old rancher would call a Sweet Assed Bull.

 

[stephen55]

The drink was to contain sugar, for quick energy, beef boullion for lasting energy and vodka to give the drinker ideas about what to do with all that energy.

Sugar, beef bouillon and vodka...that's what an old rancher would call a Sweet Assed Bull.