A recent experience

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Posted this at my sex blog but thought I'd share here for the feedback. I'll post the second half tomorrow. Yes, this is 100% true, and happened just shy of 2 weeks ago.

It's been awhile since I posted anything, but a lot's gone on. I've been playing somewhat regularly with Brent, a guy about my age with a very nice cock. He's not quite as thick as me in that area, but nice enough, and we give each other oral pretty well about once a week.


Recently though we decided to branch out and see if we could find a woman willing to take us both. To our shock, we found one very quickly. I met her in person first, expecting to just meet and talk, but it quickly turned into some mind blowing sex. She was a married lady, neglected for months by her husband, and when she had the opportunity to get my pants off she held nothing back. She was so enthusiastic that it didn't occur to either of us to use a condom. Bad form, and by the time we finished she was filled with cum, twice.


What was amazing about the experience though is that she was one of those rare women who can have multiple orgasms very easily. I was able to make her cum 4 or 5 times simply by going down on her while playing with her nipples. She had gorgeous breasts, easily D cups, and she got very, very wet.


After I'd brought her off a few times she begged me to put my cock inside her. I lifted her legs, climbed between them and slipped easily into her hot, dripping pussy. She whimpered as I did, and tears fell from her eyes as she looked me in the eyes and asked, "do you really want me?" I smiled at her and caressed her pretty face, and softly told her "yes, beautiful lady, I want you" as I leaned down, kissed her deeply and began grinding myself deep into her, my pelvis massaging her clit and labia.


That alone was enough to set her into a stream of orgasms, and before long her legs were trembling, barely able to stay up. "Can I ride you?" she asked. I just smiled and giggled, and told her "Of course!" She would later tell me that her husband had never let her ride his cock, insisting that it was "inappropriate" for a woman to be on top. Just absurd, but there it is.


She climbed up and sank down onto me, looking softly into my eyes before gently kissing my neck, licking softly (but gently enough not to leave a mark) and driving me into a tizzy. As hard as I'd already been, I got even harder, and she noticed. She began to work her hips back and forth, occasionally grinding deep as another orgasm overtook her. This was when things changed, and she decided she wanted to please me. She began to ask what felt good, what felt better, and moment by moment we adjusted for "optimum feel-good," lacking a better term. Soon she was tweaking my nipples--hard at first, until I told her I prefer a gentle touch, and in awhile she had me almost ready to explode. I told her the time was approaching, and when I was almost there I told her, "I'm gonna cum, you might want to finish me another way." She smiled and pushed deeper, and said "No, I want to carry you home inside me."


That was enough--I exploded into her, and she pushed herself as deep as possible onto me, her own orgasm washing over us both. But she didn't stop for more than a moment, and as her orgasm subsided she began to work me again, kissing my neck and licking my nipples. I'd expected to be finished by then, but her attention had the effect of reinvigorating me almost immediately, and she grinned as she felt my somewhat deflated cock stiffen again inside her. For the next half hour she rode at a steady, gentle pace, sharing gentle kisses with me and finding all the ways that excite me. This was a woman who knew how to give as well as she received, and I found myself enraptured by her attention. Her husband, I'll tell you, is clearly a fool who doesn't know what a beautiful person he has.


Soon the time came again, and I once more told her I was climbing the mountain. "I just don't want you to get any unexpected trouble," I told her. She smiled and said "Don't worry about that, it's for me to be concerned with, not you." Once again she took to kissing my sensitive places and tweaking my nipples in a gentle, sensual rhythm, and once again I burst into her, sending her into yet another orgasm of her own. She ground and stirred her hips this time while squeezing my cock, which had the effect of prolonging both our orgasms for longer than usual, but before long she collapsed onto my chest and just gently caressed me. After awhile she lifted her head and looked at me, and just said "thank you."


"For what?" I replied, "You did most of the work, I think!" She just grinned, and said "Nobody's ever made me feel as wanted as you just did. I always cum a lot during sex, but I've never cum that many times. I think we're gonna have a long, long friendship."


And with that she got up and dressed herself. I asked if she wanted a washcloth, but she said "No, I want to take your gift home with me and feel it inside me all night, so I can remember our morning." I just grinned, unsure of what to really say. We kissed and she said "now don't forget, we're still going to play with your friend tomorrow, right?" "Of course," I told her, "I wouldn't miss the opportunity to pleasure you again for anything."


But that's another entry, for another day.
 
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It sounds absolutely fabulous, but at the same time, I am horrified by your unsafe sex fun. Latex, baby, will keep you humpin and pumpin for years to come. Hepatitis, HIV, herpes, or knocking someone else's wife up?
Not so much. :kiss:
 
It sounds absolutely fabulous, but at the same time, I am horrified by your unsafe sex fun. Latex, baby, will keep you humpin and pumpin for years to come. Hepatitis, HIV, herpes, or knocking someone else's wife up?
Not so much. :kiss:

Agree, agree, agree!!! Be careful out there, kids!! You never know whose sandbox your friends have been playing in....
 
It sounds absolutely fabulous, but at the same time, I am horrified by your unsafe sex fun. Latex, baby, will keep you humpin and pumpin for years to come. Hepatitis, HIV, herpes, or knocking someone else's wife up?
Not so much. :kiss:

Why is this in the GLBT section?? Gay guys have straight sex sound a little too screwed up for me.
 
Why is this in the GLBT section?? Gay guys have straight sex sound a little too screwed up for me.
Because it's also the bisexual forum. Being bisexual means that some sexual encounters are going to look a lot like straight sex. And he's approaching the experience as a gay man.

Also... you've noticed how many straight men come here being bi-curious, right-- I think just as many gay men are bi-curious as well! I don't think it's so much "screwed up" as it is men, in general, think differently about this stuff than women, generally, do.
 
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Why is this in the GLBT section?? Gay guys have straight sex sound a little too screwed up for me.

The post below you says it quite well, but I'll add this bit: I'm not gay, I'm bisexual, and as such enjoy playing with both.

As for everyone else, you're absolutely right about playing safe, and 99.9% of the time that's exactly what I do. This was an exception to the rule :).

Part 2 comes later today, I've got to get some other stuff done first though :)
 
Because it's also the bisexual forum. Being bisexual means that some sexual encounters are going to look a lot like straight sex. And he's approaching the experience as a gay man.

Also... you've noticed how many straight men come here being bi-curious, right-- I think just as many gay men are bi-curious as well! I don't think it's so much "screwed up" as it is men, in general, think differently about this stuff than women, generally, do.

It seems to me that this the opposite of the position you took in the women + strap-ons = win thread.
 
Can't you people just let the story flow without being critical? Who's give a shit about a label? Just enjoy the story and wait for the second half. JC almighty!!!!
 
Sorry for the late reply

But here's the rest:

Sorry for the late followup, it's been a busy week.


So the next morning rolled around and my buddy Brent showed up about 8:30. Melanie hadn't arrived yet (she's the married lady, in case I forgot to give her a name before. No, that's not her real name. Discretion, people, hello!) but had called a few minutes before to lament that she'd hit some traffic. So we shot the proverbial shit for awhile and he grilled me on what she was like, so I filled him in on all the juicy details about how she could be made to cum easily and by what methods. Then he asked the big question:


"Did you tell her we're bi?" I shook my head no and told him it hadn't come up, so I decided just to surprise her, hoping it'd go over well. I wasn't sure it would, but I had suggested to her that I'd like to have Brent fill her with cum so I could lick her clean, and she thought that idea was hot, so I figured it would be relatively safe.


A few minutes later, Melanie arrived at the door. I let her in and introduced her to Brent, whose cock was stiffening in his pants as he hugged her and said hello. Melanie needed to use the restroom first, so while she went to do that Brent and I slipped into the bedroom, where he removed his shirt and his belt. I was tempted to start sucking his cock right there, but I figured maybe a more subtle approach was in order. Melanie left the bathroom and must not have seen us, as she went straight to the living room. So I followed her out, grabbed her from behind and began kissing her neck. She moaned and reached for my cock as I slipped my hands under her blouse and began to knead her breasts.


"Let's go to the bedroom," I whispered into her ear, and we quickly trekked down the hallway. When she stepped into the room she immediately walked up to Brent and began kissing him. Her hand slipped down the front of his half naked body and began to stroke his cock through his pants, which really got my motor going. He began to play with her breasts, and so I sandwiched her from behind and began kissing her neck and kneading her ass and thighs. She moaned and began to tremble, clearly excited. This went on for a few minutes until she evidently was ready to proceed. She fumbled briefly with the front of his jeans, and I looked up to see him grin as the sound of his pants hitting the floor echoed in the relatively bare room. In a moment, Melanie dropped to her knees and began sucking Brent's cock eagerly; he was already hard as a rock.


I quickly removed my pants and came around front, where she prodigiously took turns sucking one, then the other cock. I thrust my hipps closer to Brent's cock after a couple of minutes and told her, "Suck us both at once, open that perfect mouth." She paused for a moment. "What if your cocks touch each other?" We both smiled and Brent said "as long as it feels good, that's all that matters." A huge grin crept across her face and within seconds she had both our cocks thrust against one another inside of her mouth. She ran her tongue over and around our cock heads, and after a few minutes she pulled our cocks out and just rubbed the two heads together while she licked at both, her eyes glued to our two cock heads.


I pulled back a bit and Melanie went back to sucking Brent's cock. I dropped to my knees, pulled her close and started to kiss her, then grabbed Brent's ass and pulled his cock between our lips. Her eyes opened and she stared at me as I matched her movements, running my tongue up and down one side of his cock while she did the other. Her breathing intensified and in a moment she gasped, "Oh god I need to get fucked NOW." Up on the bed she went, and as Brent climbed up and began sucking and fondling her breasts I began to eat her pussy like there was no tomorrow. She was already dripping wet, her fluids almost all the way to her knees. I don't think I managed near enough licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop before she began convulsing in her first orgasm of the day. Brent turned to look at me and grinned, and I smiled right back as he got to his knees and slipped his cock into her mouth.


I slipped my fingers into Melanie and quickly found her G spot as he pinched and tugged her nipples. Like the day before, she plunged again off the cliff into orgasmic bliss, her pussy lubricating like mad as I fingered her insides and sucked on her clit while Brent took good care of her magnificent breasts. He leaned down to me as she writhed above, her mouth full of cock while I kept her orgasm going with m fingers, and whispered, "is she really cumming?" I grinned and said "yes, she's amazingly easy to get off, it's hot as hell!"


This was about all he could take, and he pulled his cock out of her mouth and said "I need a quick break, don't wanna cum yet." Melanie got one of those pouty looks on her face, but I lifted her legs, tugged her to the edge of the bed and shoved my cock into her. She smiled and said "Oh, thank god, I've been thinking about that cock since yesterday." I was glad to hear it and began working her pussy, slow and deep as possible, grinding my pelvis against hers. I leaned in and kissed her deeply, and as I did, I felt Brent's hands slide between us and begin playing with both our nipples. Melanie erupted again, and I looked up at Brent with a grin I'm pretty sure could split mountains. "Time for a double," I said. I pulled out of Melanie and laid on my back, and motioned for her to ride my cock.


"Oh, yes, " she said, "I've been thinking about this too." "It'll be better this time," I told her, "you're gonna feel two cocks inside your pussy." She hesitated as she sank down on my cock. "Oh god, I don't know if I can handle both of you, I'm already so full," she said. I told her "Don't worry, compared to a baby, we're nothing, even combined. You'll do fine." She settled her pussy deep down on me and ground foreward, her clit rubbing against my pelvis. She leaned low and I massaged her breasts gently, gazing into her eyes. "You're beautiful and incredibly sexy," I told her, "You deserve to feel as amazing as you are." I saw the faintest hint of tears well in her eyes, but they were suddenly suppressed by a new sensation--Brent slipped quickly into her pussy right along with me.


Melanie gasped--"Oh God," she said, "Oh god, oh god!" Brent held still and stroked her back while I caressed her face. "Do you want me to pull out?" he asked. She hesitated a moment and said "No, no...it feels so good, please don't pull out. Just fuck me. Fuck me!"


And fuck her he did. I watched as her face contorted in pleasure, felt the sweet stroking of his cock against mine as he picked up pace in time with her pussy slowly relaxing. I watched as her lips began to tremble, her eyes closed, and I once again began to knead her breasts, closing in on her sexy, perfect nipples. That was all it took, and she burst into orgasm once more. Brent grinned, clearly trying to keep himself in check as he pumped her hot pussy. We both could feel her getting wetter and wetter, and he began to pound her even faster. She started to move now, grinding her clit with intent against my pelvis as she half squealed, half chanted, "Fuck me! Oh god, fuck my pussy!" It's funny to write it down, because it seems like the typical stuff you'd see in a trashy sex story on some seedy website (wait a second!), but that's exactly what she did, and I felt my own orgasm begin to bubble up. I started to hope Brent would cum inside of her while my cock was in there too and we could all three share a simultaneous orgasm, but without warning he yanked himself out with one of those "Pop!" sounds you always read about but never really think happen.


I'm sure I looked perplexed, if for no other reason than that I was just starting to really enjoy the pumping. "I'm sorry," he said, "I need another break. I'm so fucking excited, and I don't wanna cum yet. Melanie continued gasping as she opened her eyes and looked into mine, her orgasm finally subsiding somewhat. She stopped grinding against my pelvis, and I felt my orgasm recede. I held her gaze and stroked her soft skin for awhile until she finally reached down and kissed me, ever so softly, never breaking our gaze. She didn't say anything, and neither did I, but there was something between us there that made me wish, in that moment, that she wasn't already married.


Brent lay on his back, propped against the wall, rock hard cock pointing straight up. I glanced over at it and asked Melanie, "wanna suck that while I do some of the work from behind for awhile?" Her eyes lit up. "Hell yes, I've been dreaming about being the creamy center ever since we started talking about doing this threesome!" I laughed, and she climbed off me. She and Brent repositioned themselves so she was standing, bent over the bed sucking his cock, and I took up position behind her, burying my cock once again inside of her. Slowly I took her, increasing the pace little by little while Brent enjoyed her formidable oral skills. "Fuck you're incredible," he told her, and I heard the faintest gasping "thank you" between licks and sucks. He reached under her and began fondling her nipples, which set her off once more, this time louder than ever. As she came again I pounded her as hard as I could, taking long strokes each time so I could plunge as deep and hard as possible while she orgasmed once again. Before long it was me who was close to cumming, or at least passing out from lack of breath, and I stopped plumbing her depths and flopped on the bed. Quickly Brent got up and took my place while Melanie started licking around the head of my cock, slowly, and I found her breasts, resuming ministrations to her nipples. She started cumming again.


After a few minutes of that she asked if she could lay on her back. She turned over and Brent resumed fucking her, this time from the front, while I watched and sucked her nipples. It was about now I began to notice we were leaving little marks on her breasts, but I didn't say anything. After I'd sufficiently caught my breath I stood up on the bed and put my cock in Brent's mouth while he continued to pummel her pussy. I was actually rather surprised at how proficiently he was able to both blow me and fuck her all at the same time and with good rhythm, but surprise of surprises, there it was. Melanie reached up and began to massage my ass and stroke my balls, which lead to a fair amount of precum release. I'm not sure Brent noticed at all.


"I have an idea!" Melanie announced. Brent and I both stopped. "I want you in both my holes at once," she declared. We both agreed, quickly. "Any preference?" She eyeballed us both before turning to Brent. Well, no offense but his cock is a lot thicker than yours, so I'd rather have you in my ass if you don't mind. Brent grinned. "He does have a thick cock, I can understand that. It's fine with me though, I love to fuck ass."


I got on my back and Melanie slipped onto me. As she changed position this time I noticed something--her legs were very wobbly. "Are you OK? I asked, "Do you need to rest?" She smiled. "You're so sweet," she replied, "but I'll be OK. As much as you made me cum yesterday, I've already cum even more today from the two of you. I think I might be almost spent though, but I want to finish this right." She sank down onto me again, her face contorting into that pretty smile once again. "How many times have you came today?" Brent asked her as he lubed his cock and inserted a lubed finger into her ass. "I lost count at about thirty," she said, and both Brent and I said simultaneously, "Fuck!" I'm sure we were both jealous, but also both very, very impressed.


I caressed Melanie's face and looked into her eyes as Brent slipped his cock, one slow inch at a time, into her ass. Her eyes widened. She breathed a little harder. She winced, and I nodded to Brent to slow down. "Are you OK?" he asked. "Should I stop?" Melanie paused and said "more lube please. But no, don't stop." Brent went a little crazy with the lube this time, but she smiled as he sank into her once again. "That feels amazing," she said, "I've never felt so full, and your cock in my ass is incredible to feel with my pussy so full!" He began to pick up the pace (not the picante sauce) and before long was fucking her ass as he'd earlier been fucking her pussy.


Melanie gazed into my eyes and I into hers, and soon she whispered, "fuck me, love." I began to pump my cock up, meeting Brent's thrusts, feeling his cock through the walls of her ass and pussy as we both pumped her. No sooner had I begun to thrust than she erupted again, this time without me touching her breasts at all. Louder and louder she got as we both tried to fuck her even harder, and I could feel her juices dripping down my balls and ass as we pleasured her holes enthusiastically. Shortly I pulled her tits up, squeezed them together and began to suck both of her nipples at once. She screamed so loud I'm pretty confident the neighbors heard, but none of us really cared (much). She orgasmed again and again until she finally just couldn't take it anymore and asked Brent to stop with her ass. He went for a washcloth to clean up his cock and her ass, and while he did that she and I just locked our gazes together, connected in one of those forbidden ways you can't help but crave and long for after it's gone.


"You're the most amazing man I've ever met," she said, "you make me feel things I've never felt." "You deserve to feel amazing, Melanie. you ARE amazing," I told her. Brent slipped into her pussy again and began to pump. "I think it's time for you two to cum," she said, glancing back at Brent. He pounded her pussy for awhile as I made out with her, kissing her with more than just lust, with genuine affection. I really did wish she and I could be something more.


After a bit, Brent stopped and pulled out, and said "I call uncle. I think I'm too excited to cum." I chuckled and said "Dude, what's that all about?" He flopped on the bed and said "don't worry about it, I'm fucking spent. Melanie, you're incredible. If I were your husband I'd be inside you every night."


Melanie smiled and blushed, and turned over onto her back and turned to me. "Well I need some cum in me still, Mr., so how about you finish off!" I agreed and lifted her legs into the air, chuckling at how they trembled, and inserted myself inside her, determined to finish. She was still soaking wet, and Brent courteously reached over and began tweaking her nipples as I pounded her hard and fast. She broke into yet another orgasm and he just mouthed to me, "she's incredible!" I nodded in agreement and kept thrusting as I climbed the proverbial mountain.


"Fill that pussy!" Brent hissed after a few minutes, and Melanie, her voice still trembling as she enjoyed the pounding, backed him up. "Cum in me! Now, I want it now!" That was enough for me, and as I drove my cock home in one final thrust I erupted into her, sending two hours worth of built-up orgasm deep into her pussy. I could just barely feel the end of her cervix against the head of my cock, and I held myself there was my balls quickly drained into her before I collapsed on top of her, and kissed her passionately.


The three of us just laid there for awhile, Brent and I caressing Melanie softly. Eventually we got dressed, Brent showered and I kissed Melanie goodbye. "I want to come back for more of you two," she whispered to me, and I told her with a smile, "you're always welcome, and we'll always want to pleasure you."


A week later I received an email from her account: "How dare you fuck my wife, you filthy cocksucker. If I ever find you I'll beat your ass! You're never going to touch her again, and she won't be joining you because her car no longer runs." By the time I had a moment to try and reply, I received an "account does not exist" message.


I hope sweet Melanie is alright; she was an amazing woman, and deserved better than to be controlled and neglected.
 
Huh.

I suggest that you check the hospitals, see if she's in IC somewhere.

:mad:

Or, if this is in fact fiction, re-write the premise and the ending.
 
Huh.

I suggest that you check the hospitals, see if she's in IC somewhere.

:mad:

Or, if this is in fact fiction, re-write the premise and the ending.

It's not fiction at all. I definitely hope she's alright. No idea where she lives or anything though, so I'm not sure what I could do to find out.

The ending definitely isn't wonderful, but I do prefer to tell the honest truth of a story than to leave it with a happy ending that's not quite whole.
 
It's not fiction at all. I definitely hope she's alright. No idea where she lives or anything though, so I'm not sure what I could do to find out.

The ending definitely isn't wonderful, but I do prefer to tell the honest truth of a story than to leave it with a happy ending that's not quite whole.
I know that you are not responsible for her, she's an adult and was willing to do something incredibly stupid-- not fucking you guys which sounds like one of the better decisions she's made lately although without birth control? Hmm-- but telling her husband-- or letting him find out it happened by whatever mistake.

But I would be worried for my own safety if I were you, and I would think about checking the hospitals to find out if a battered woman answering her description had showed up around that date.

Too bad such a wonderful time had such horrible repercussions. :(
 
I know that you are not responsible for her, she's an adult and was willing to do something incredibly stupid-- not fucking you guys which sounds like one of the better decisions she's made lately although without birth control? Hmm-- but telling her husband-- or letting him find out it happened by whatever mistake.

But I would be worried for my own safety if I were you, and I would think about checking the hospitals to find out if a battered woman answering her description had showed up around that date.

Too bad such a wonderful time had such horrible repercussions. :(

Curiously, I received an email from her this morning from a different email address. She said "don't worry, will contact you eventually, am fine. Hubby finding out was my fault, accidentally left my email signed in on his computer. Don't worry, I had already deleted the email with your address long before then as a precaution. Stay safe."

As for birth control, I don't know if maybe she was already on some or not (should have asked, probably will via email reply).

Maybe she'll get lucky and he'll just move out :p
 
Curiously, I received an email from her this morning from a different email address. She said "don't worry, will contact you eventually, am fine. Hubby finding out was my fault, accidentally left my email signed in on his computer. Don't worry, I had already deleted the email with your address long before then as a precaution. Stay safe."
Funny that she would "forget" to sign out from her account-- on HIS computer. Gosh darn, what a silly mistake!

But lucky for you that she deleted the email with your address in it.


As for birth control, I don't know if maybe she was already on some or not (should have asked, probably will via email reply).
Ooookay then. I'll be waiting for the chapter about the paternity case.
Maybe she'll get lucky and he'll just move out :p
Dude. He fucked up her car so she couldn't drive it-- but she's fine.

If I were your editor I'd point out how that doesn't make any sense.

;)
 
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Funny that she would "forget" to sign out from her account-- on HIS computer. Gosh darn, what a silly mistake!

But lucky for you that she deleted the email with your address in it.


Ooookay then. I'll be waiting for the chapter about the paternity case.
Dude. He fucked up her car so she couldn't drive it-- but she's fine.

If I were your editor I'd point out how that doesn't make any sense.

;)

I agree she doesn't make a lot of sense, LOL. But from a distance I have no way to know whether he really did mess up her car or not, or whether the email was even from him. It could as easily be that she felt guilty about cheating, or maybe scared herself with how "far" she'd gone and wanted to bring it to a decisive end, who knows?

I'm gonna email her though, just to ask about the bc issue, LOL.
 
I agree she doesn't make a lot of sense, LOL. But from a distance I have no way to know whether he really did mess up her car or not, or whether the email was even from him. It could as easily be that she felt guilty about cheating, or maybe scared herself with how "far" she'd gone and wanted to bring it to a decisive end, who knows?

I'm gonna email her though, just to ask about the bc issue, LOL.
Heh, yeah.

And here's hoping you have more wonderful times with her, if it all goes well!
 
Heh, yeah.

And here's hoping you have more wonderful times with her, if it all goes well!

Thanks!

Just got an email from her, very terse: "Tubes tied, no worries. Contact when I can. Please don't email any more, I'll get you when I'm ready."

My guess is I'll probably never hear from her, but I suppose at least she seems like she's OK. I guess thems the breaks :p
 
Geee

I don't know, Hmmm, let's see:
Gorgeous woman
D breasts
Gets very wet
Multiple orgasms
Eager to be dp'd by two strangers she's just met.
Can easily get away for two days, then can't get away at all
Left email open on husband's computer.

.....and on and on.


I'm not sure here, Opie, but I think you missed it:rolleyes:
 
I don't know, Hmmm, let's see:
Gorgeous woman
D breasts
Gets very wet
Multiple orgasms
Eager to be dp'd by two strangers she's just met.
Can easily get away for two days, then can't get away at all
Left email open on husband's computer.

.....and on and on.


I'm not sure here, Opie, but I think you missed it:rolleyes:
Don't forget the part where she's pathetically grateful, and the part where her tubes are magically tied.
 
I don't know, Hmmm, let's see:
Gorgeous woman
D breasts
Gets very wet
Multiple orgasms
Eager to be dp'd by two strangers she's just met.
Can easily get away for two days, then can't get away at all
Left email open on husband's computer.

.....and on and on.


I'm not sure here, Opie, but I think you missed it:rolleyes:


Ahem... What he probably meant was natural 40DDs that she carried high on her 100 lbs. frame... :rolleyes:

Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket... After all this is all really true! :D
 
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