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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[Darkniciad]

I invite you to put up an honest graph of the VIEWS of those stories only (without the two megahits) and let the reading public decide if it’s a flat line.

*laugh* The whole POINT is your giant, fraudulent, Madonna-bra spikes! By comparison to those, everything else you've put out has flatlined, and that's illustrated quite well by the graph.

Let's review:

Here's what your manipulated numbers look like when graphed. All of them, not cherry-picked to make it fit your twisted view of your own greatness, as you tend to do. Aren't you the one who's constantly screaming that ALL of the stats for EVERYTHING should be posted EVERYWHERE? Guess that doesn't apply when it proves what a fake you are.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/bs_views.PNG

And, the graph of the numbers for the same stories posted on another site, where a login is required and the admin deletes duplicate accounts to prevent the sort of stat-pumping you're able to do here.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/bs_sol_dls.png

And, the graph of the incest stories from an actual popular author.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/slick_incest.png

This demonstrates rather well how far out of the norm ( and reality ) your manipulated "masterpieces" are here on Lit, but let's go a little farther, shall we?

Let's take the average of your views ( all of them ) and compare that number to your supposedly highest-viewed story.

Result: 7%

You average a mere 7% ( and that includes your second bogus spike ) of the maximum views you claim on your "biggest seller"

Now, let's do the same with your numbers from SOL, where you can't inflate your numbers quite so easily:

Result: 26%

Quite the difference, wouldn't you say? This demonstrates at least some degree of consistent readership, unlike the absurd numbers you report here, obviously inflated by automated hit generation.

Now, let's do the same with the numbers of the actual popular author I graphed out.

Result: 40%

Much more in line, wouldn't you say? This demonstrates a consistent readership, while still having spikes of stories more popular than others.

But... but... you only showed his incest stories!

Fair's fair. Let's do the math for only your incest stories here on Lit.

Result: 8%

Ouch. That didn't help you much, did it?

How about someone a little more humble?

Although, being more humble than you isn't saying much. Fuck, Charlie Sheen is more humble than you!

Let's look at the same math from my three pen names. My average views, compared to that of the story in each name with the maximum views:

Results: Dark 37%, Les 31%, 3rd 42%

Seeing a pattern here, sock-puppet king of your own little land of make believe? I doubt it, but I'm sure everyone else can.

So, let's crunch the final numbers....

Carry the one...

Eureka! Exactly as I postulated, once again!

scouries=fraud

Well, I'm going to get back to writing, and let you twist in the wind with these for a while.

But, never you fear, you picked your own switch with the crack about a comparison to someone who wasn't a "million seller", and I'll be back to beat you with it soon enough Everything's all graphed out and ready to rock and roll.

 

[sr71plt]

I was with you right down to not understanding what a "fruad" is. I know it can't be good, though.

 

[TxRad]

From now on whenever a person of color begins a sentence with "White people..." ...I'm going to hear "nigger".


I’ve never liked RACISTS Dixie. I understand you have problems but for me it will never excuse this type of lowest denominator kind of racist posting. You need help…

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/scouries.jpg

jrs esq

The only racist on this thread is you. Would you like for me to go back to the first couple of pages and pull some of your racist remarks up to remind you. They are quoted so you can't have deleted them.

 

[TxRad]

Dark, Lets not forget the dozens of stories he deleted because they had no votes to speak of and scores in the toilet.

He had well over a hundred stories at one time but now... Who know, I don't want to waste my time looking.

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[Darkniciad]

Dark, Lets not forget the dozens of stories he deleted because they had no votes to speak of and scores in the toilet.

He had well over a hundred stories at one time but now... Who know, I don't want to waste my time looking.

Oh, I know. If all those deleted stories and the abyssmal statistics from them were included in the data... Wowzers... The sad thing is that what's left still demonstrates his gaming of the system in stark detail.

He deleted the one and only story I actually was able to read from start to finish without wanting to pour bleach in my eyes. It's not that it was all that good... The whole story and the characters therein were just universally over-the-top ridiculous, increasing the reasonable level of suspension of disbelief sufficiently to make it readable -- almost sit-comish.

I doubt he meant it to be funny, but I judged it on the merits of how I was reading it rather than what he probably intended. Actually got a 5 and a positive comment from me, only to delete the story a couple of months later

 

[sr71plt]

You read his stories? *Wow*

 

[scouries]

Solid flatlines, other than your two constantly hyped "masterpieces"…

But... but... it's not perfectly flat! They deviate by as much as 13% of the scale!...Sorry, scouries. That's a flatline. Code blue. Call the meat wagon.

29,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? .91% 426,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? 13% I'm actually giving away almost a full percentage point to you, delusional one… and that's all it is.

The whole POINT is your giant, fraudulent, Madonna-bra spikes! By comparison to those, everything else you've put out has flatlined, and that's illustrated quite well by the graph.​

That was the original issue but then you tries to confuse non mathematically inclined readers with this stupid flat line business. So I've challenged you on it!

So I again invite you to put up an honest graph of the VIEWS of those stories only (without the two megahits) and let the reading public decide if it’s a flat line.

I just hate it when someone’s not HONEST. You know enough about numbers and graphs to know exactly what you’re doing. And to suggest my VIEW totals for all my other stories are a flat line is DISHONESTY darkboy and you know it. It’s graph trickery of the lowest sort.

I’m sure you’re quite aware of the term LIE FACTOR as it applies to graphs. To your shame you’ve mastered it!

Please make any argument you like but at least MAKE IT AN HONEST ARGUMENT. People always eventually figure it out when you continually try to pull the wool over their eyes...

INTEGRITY darkboy - THAT'S WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU - NOT BULLSHIT​

As to your central thesis we both know it's flawed and I'll soon expose your "dishonesty" on that count too.

jrs esq

p.s. of course he reads my stories! He loves them. He's a closet scourian ... and don't pretend you don't read my stories ace...

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Hi Scouries. I'm happy to report real numbers and not fantasy figures.

My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories, has some good news to report.

Her story, I Love You Mommy, the link to the story is below, has moved up from 250th place to 211th place in only 3 weeks. Not bad, huh?

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Presently, she has 695,000 "real" hits. So based on Mr. Dark's numbers, my, I mean, her "real" 695,000 hits trumps and surpasses, by far, your fraudulent 2 million hits.

How dare you tamper with hits, reads, and/or sales? What the Hell is wrong with you? You think you wouldn't be found out? Is that it?

I have a good mind to report you. I understand you probably exaggerated the numbers to receive more money from Literotica to pay for your nursing home room, but now that the gig is up, you could be going to prison.

Erotic writers don't go to regular prison. They go to the dungeon, just as the Marquis De Sade did. Yeah! How do you like them apples.

You're fucked, Scouries. Best you confess your evil ways and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. You can alway take the insanity defense. With those Kleenex boxes on your feet, trust me, no one is going to believe you're sane.

As further proof that you're out of your mind, you can print out samples of your thread. What do you think?

Listen, by the way, just thinking out loud, here, but when you abandon your thread, after they throw your ass in the dungeon, do you think, just wondering, that I can have your thread? It's the biggest thread on the site. Since you have that custom Olympic pool, I'm willing to pay you a little something.

Oh, what about the dancing girls. Are they still living there with you? Oh, gees, I forgot about Gabby. You know, I'd take real good care of her, while you're gone for the rest of your miserable life, if you know what I mean.

Well, think about it and get back to me.

Have a nice day.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't have to pretend, Jim. I read part of one of your stories submitted to a contest because I was reviewing stories for the Earth Day contest a couple of years ago, and I found your story to be sophomoric drivel and didn't finish it. In fact, it read like it was written by the same person who posted as Sarahhh in that contest. Her story also read like it was written by a backward preteen. I rarely comment on anyone's stories, but you asked (or, rather, insinuated). You are a clown and certainly not a writer of any skill or imagination. So, no, other than part of one, I don't read your stories. And it has nothing to do really with your silly persona on the forum. It's because, as a writer, you're a juvenile hack. That's a professional opinion.

 

[scouries]

oh and here they are darkboy...

Yup there's been 83 million sellers in the history of LITEROTICA. And something like 65 different authors of them.

And I, knowing how honest you are about these things (NOT!) just know that you're not going to cherry pick one or two of the sixty-five - instead you're going to show us the charrts for all sixty-five. I for one am interested in seeeing those results.

You'll also, since you have so much integrity (NOT!) will take special care in presenting your results to our non mathematically inclined AH readers - you'll be very careful to explain the nuances of graphing science.

And then we'll turn your graphing abilities to all the LITEROTICA stories that have been FAVORITED over 75 times and see what pattern develops there. ​

jrs


LITEROTICA'S MILLION SELLERS

1. 'A' My Name is Alice
A mother and son in a 'sticky' situation.
by Emmah (08/18/01) 6,994,846

2. Service
John & his sister start neighborhood service.
by TryAnything (01/18/03) 5,246,581

3. Cheerleader
Cheerleader & her brother discover family secrets.
by TryAnything (12/26/02) 4,560,014

4. Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling
He gets to know his sexy sisters.
by brodosist (11/01/01) 3,952,653

5. A Mother and Her Son
Romance, love and sex between mother and son.
by rgjohn (08/15/02) 3,726,645

6. "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned
He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
by scouries (12/17/06) 3,207,208

7. Daddy's Slut Girl Ch. 02
Twin sister joins in for a threeway.
by Dirty Slut (10/02/03) 2,870,372

8. Oops
Mom walks in on masturbating son.
by hornet (09/02/01) 2,798,010

9. Hindsight
Mary Ellen is seduced into Anal sex by her loving neighbors.
by rgjohn (07/03/03) 2,750,918

10. Roommates
Brother & sister have to share a bed.
by _ (05/24/02) 2,415,856

11. A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06
Julie & her brother get kinky with their family.
by nikki_2021 (02/02/05) 2,376,854

12. A Hot Little Sister for Christmas
College guy is reunited with his hot sister.
by The Duke (06/09/01) 2,361,795

13. "Daddy?" I Whispered
Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
by scouries (02/19/06) 2,258,543

14. A 'Cute' Mom
A son's love is sorely tested.
by Mikelh (05/03/02) 2,248,048

15. A Baffling Shower
He sees them fucking in the shower.
by jthserra (12/31/04) 2,138,286

16. After School Special
Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher.
by ZIP CODE (07/08/02) 2,135,181

17. Mom Takes A Ride
Mother rides on son's lap in pick-up.
by NakdSalr (02/12/01) 2,117,017

19. The Red Miniskirt
Skirt leads mature couple to sexual adventure.
by lancelot49 (03/29/03) 2,093,423

20. My Virgin Sister
What starts as spying ends up as much, much more.
by samslam (11/23/06) 2,083,481

21. A 'Not So Normal' Family
He desires his busty, curvy mother.
by Horny_9teen (01/18/01) 2,022,126

22. Watching a Movie
Son does it to his Mom.
by ladyofsin_98 (07/26/02) 1,846,040

23. Fucked My Mom
Mother gets close to 18-year-old son.
by _ (06/24/02) 1,840,784

24. Not So Innocent Anymore
Massage goes further than intended.
by Dark Hawk (11/09/01) 1,808,114

25. King Size Bed
Good friends share. Really good friends share a lot.
by strickland83 (12/22/04) 1,755,413

26. Sara's Car Trip
Sharing a bed on road trip with Mom and Dad.
by youbadboy (08/13/03) 1,733,133

27. 101 Fornications
Sexy pay-per-view brings mom & son closer.
by BabydollCop69 (02/24/02) 1,701,319

28. Sybian Training
Megan's boss signs her up for training - Sybian Training
by Couture (10/09/03) 1,697,092

29. Erin
Erin comes home from the convent.
by TryAnything (01/11/04) 1,688,559

30. Yes Daddy!
Daddy watches his little girl get gang raped.
by Bucsgirl (10/24/02) 1,673,470

31. The Dream
Brother's dream leads to his sister.
by East_KaioShin (08/22/01) 1,665,837

32. A Birthday Gang-Bang For Mom
Four brothers & father give mother a gang-bang.
by Tattletale (07/31/01) 1,653,895

33. Divorced Brother & Sister Holiday
Sister goes on holiday with divorced brother.
by brandybuck (09/12/03) 1,651,889

34. Katie's Massage
Husband sets up erotic massage for wife.
by bilbo181 (11/27/02) 1,648,904

35. Youthful Cravings: My Forbidden Mom
Matt looks to mom for love.
by Mikelh (10/06/04) 1,604,765

36. Jenny
Jenny's little brother has ideas.
by TryAnything (12/28/02) 1,566,967

37. With My Son
First time for the both of us.
by jennygrisham (06/04/03) 1,511,965

38. The Journey Pt. 01
Tim wants to see his wife with other men.
by rgjohn (06/12/02) 1,499,690

39. Babysitting
Virgin babysits for wild divorcee.
by MNGuy (12/03/00) 1,445,993

40. Nothing Between Us
Two friends let it happen.
by M-Y-Erotica (02/15/06) 1,378,540

41. Her Brother's Giant Cock
Potent potion changes geek, arouses sister.
by Liv2licku (03/27/02) 1,376,111

42. Everyone Should Have a Step-Daughter
Man walks in on sleeping step-daughter.
by pj (08/14/01) 1,354,784

43. Built For One Thing Ch. 2
Mom tells her twin sisters about Bobby.
by G. H. Lawrence (01/01/01) 1,341,519

44. Indian Airhostess Sister
Elder sister teaches younger brother.
by stanb (09/01/04) 1,324,328

45. Showering With My Sexy Sister
Lesbian Incest
by Tawny T (10/28/01) 1,312,949

46. A Beloved Mom
Siblings draw their Mother into sexual depravity.
by abashed-dreamer (10/12/01) 1,308,877

47. Basement Gym Fuck
Horse-hung teenager does his busty mom.
by BigTimmy (09/01/02) 1,303,720

48. "Daddy" and the Girl
Wild fantasy daddy-daughter sex.
by tayla7 (04/08/08) 1,281,720

49. Baby Sis
College brother comes home to horny sister.
by Frogpulse (06/21/01) 1,279,600

50. A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 06
Mother and son step across the line and become lovers.
by rgjohn (06/09/07) 1,274,258

51. Marie: Health Clinic Nurse
Nurse finds way to ease his throbbing head pain.
by bearlee (11/08/03) 1,269,597

52. Real Mother & Son Sexual Experience
He's really close to Mom.
by VeryHungSon (06/13/01) 1,236,261

53. A Boy's Lust
Unsuspecting mother says "goodnight" to her frustrated son.
by Tibvo (05/01/03) 1,234,027

54. Unloading For Mom
He helps Mom unload; she helps him.
by Krraaazzzzyyyyy (03/05/04) 1,218,994

55. Rock Chick
A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick.
by Chris Cross (10/26/04) 1,205,370

56. Stacey's Mom
Step-mom teases voyer step-son.
by TheScribe (12/03/03) 1,184,557

57. Camping
A family camping trip takes a turn for the better
by TryAnything (01/26/03) 1,184,417

58. Brenda's Erotica
Black woman falls for white brother.
by Shale (01/09/04) 1,178,294

59. A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 01
Mother and son take a trip to Switzerland.
by rgjohn (05/03/07) 1,177,793

60. 102 Maple Street
Birthday girl gets a surprise from Papa and brothers
by Czarina (12/03/01) 1,169,707

61. A Car Wash
They get hot while car gets sudsy.
by jthserra (07/16/04) 1,149,941

62. Young Love With Marilynn
Daughter shares daddy with her best friend.
by JamieStarr (06/05/01) 1,139,900

63. Debby's Diary Ch. 01
Debby tries Big Black Cock.
by BBC (05/09/03) 1,126,623

64. 2 Moms, 2 Sons... Ch. 2
Boys watch TV with mom & Barbara.
by The Devils Advocate (10/16/00) 1,102,596

65. Decent Family
A son, a mother, and a surprise.
by Biskit (07/24/05) 1,097,576

66. Replacing My Cum Bucket
Mom takes over from the cum bucket.
by Bobby T (01/20/04) 1,096,906

67. Janet & Jeff's First Time
Janet & her son get together for the first time. (Illustrated)
by Janet51 (09/02/01) 1,086,420

68. Sara's Panties
Dad, his daughter, and her panties.
by youbadboy (02/23/04) 1,081,377

69. Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06
Shy siblings get tired of being alone on date nights.
by Wm_Sexspear (04/06/02) 1,072,259

70. 2 Moms, 2 Sons... Ch. 1
Mom & son remember 'that summer'.
by The Devils Advocate (10/16/00) 1,058,795

71. Whoops
Father walks in on masturbating daughter.
by scorpio00155 (01/07/01) 1,051,841

72. Horny Pregnant Mom
Mother needs it bad, and son delivers!
by Kip Carson (06/24/00) 1,048,793

73. Lucky Boy
This boy gets lucky with mom.
by hireme_m (12/23/01) 1,032,926

74. A Birthday Surprise
In the parking lot, she's wearing only her gown.
by jthserra (01/01/05) 1,029,172

75. A Mother-In-Law's Valentine
Mother-in-law fills a need.
by TheScribe (02/12/02) 1,029,026

76. A Reluctant Nudist Ch. 01
Young wife learns to show herself off.
by SteveP (09/12/02) 1,026,860

77. Busty Nurse Becky
She treats her son.
by Adam Kilmer (07/10/02) 1,026,854

78. Wrasslin' Sis
He wants in his hot sister's panties.
by satyr_132003 (06/05/05) 1,019,927

79. Angler's Delights Ch. 01
Fishing couple discovers camp mates.
by Long Strongdaily (09/11/99) 1,019,812

80. Letter From Lola
Lola & friends surprise boyfriend at hotel.
by lolastories (10/15/02) 1,013,524

81. Key Wet Dreams
Loving during Fantasy Fest.
by jjcole (07/18/06) 1,012,105

82. What a Big Boy
Mother wants son's Whopper.
by A_4_playboy (11/18/02) 1,008,847

83. Extortion
A teen blackmails his adulterous mother for sex.
by G. H. Lawrence (10/20/02) 1,004,876

84. It Had To Happen
Son couldn't take it any longer.
by Erosness (09/21/01) 1,004,632

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

You know Scouries...come closer to the screen. Saving you from the embarrassment, I don't want everyone to hear.

Now that Ace mentions it, when Sarahhh was sending me PM's, feedback, and e-mails, she sounded a lot like you. I didn't think of that, until now, but you both have the same writing voice.

I'm not suggesting you're the same person, that's ridiculous, but maybe, she's your long lost sister. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

So, listen, here's my plan. Just suppose Sarahhh is your long lost sister, right, have sex with her, if you haven't already and then write a story about the experience. What do you think?

Certainly, I think it's a better idea to write that story than writing the story about having sex with a blowup doll. Don't you think?

Hello? Hey, Scouries, where you going? Gees, don't go away mad. Just go away.

 

[scouries]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories

Dear little ralphie – while I haven’t taken you off “ignore” I did click open your latest post. And I believe your friend bill and his stolen story just might be ideal candidates for the darkboy test.

Make a graph of the views of bill’s stories – you say he has just 8 so it shouldn’t be too challenging (heck maybe ask db to do it for you – he could do it in a flash). He could also apply his complicated algebraic formula to it (see above) and then we could find out what bill’s DB percentage is.
​

jim

don't pretend you haven't read them all ace... and loved them

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Ah, you're just jealous that I have real votes, while you have pretend sales.

Listen, not all of us are writers. Some of us are born to be comics and clowns. Embrace the circus life my friend.

Maybe it's time you spared yourself the embarrassment and stopped writing. You're not a very good writer. Someone has to tell you the honest truth and it's better that it comes from me, er, I mean, us, Andtheend, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph.

You suck at writing. All you do are write incest stories. Trust me, it doesn't take talent to write incest stories. All you need to do is to use four words, Mommy, Daddy, Groaned, and Whispered.

Now what? You've already used up your four words. You're done. You're toast. That's the extent of your creativity. There's no more imaginative thought left.

Game over. Go home. There's nothing to see here.

Have you thought about painting, instead of writing? What about sculpting? Are you good with your hands, other than masturbation?

I'm sorry, Scouries, but I'm going to have to cancel your membership to Literotica. C'mon, hand it over. Give me your keyboard. Yeah, your mouse, too.

Now, go. We don't want you here anymore. You've overstayed your welcome.

"Gees, thank God he's gone. What a pain in the ass. He was stinking up the place. Is he really gone? You never know with him. Ah, gees, he left his dirty diapers everywhere. Gross."

 

[TxRad]

I don't have to pretend, Jim. I read part of one of your stories submitted to a contest because I was reviewing stories for the Earth Day contest a couple of years ago, and I found your story to be sophomoric drivel and didn't finish it. In fact, it read like it was written by the same person who posted as Sarahhh in that contest. Her story also read like it was written by a backward preteen. I rarely comment on anyone's stories, but you asked (or, rather, insinuated). You are a clown and certainly not a writer of any skill or imagination. So, no, other than part of one, I don't read your stories. And it has nothing to do really with your silly persona on the forum. It's because, as a writer, you're a juvenile hack. That's a professional opinion.

You know Scouries...come closer to the screen. Saving you from the embarrassment, I don't want everyone to hear.

Now that Ace mentions it, when Sarahhh was sending me PM's, feedback, and e-mails, she sounded a lot like you. I didn't think of that, until now, but you both have the same writing voice.

I'm not suggesting you're the same person, that's ridiculous, but maybe, she's your long lost sister. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

So, listen, here's my plan. Just suppose Sarahhh is your long lost sister, right, have sex with her, if you haven't already and then write a story about the experience. What do you think?

Certainly, I think it's a better idea to write that story than writing the story about having sex with a blowup doll. Don't you think?

Hello? Hey, Scouries, where you going? Gees, don't go away mad. Just go away.

I've know they were the same person since the second or third story scouries posted. They do have the same voice. In fact they use the same colloquialisms and the same typing mistakes, the same smattering of English (UK) slang. They also share the same ISP's in most cases along with their alts.

Funny that, the English slang for someone who is supposed to be from Miami and Pittsburgh.


What you fail to realize scouries is that Dark is pointing out your two "Million Sellers" for what they are. Frauds. You uses the " in both of them back when the story board always opened at the front of the list. And there were your stories. ta da. Not to mention all the time you spent on both of them just clicking on the view button time and time again. The rest of the time everything is flat lined because your loophole was plugged.

Then there is the ISP identity deal but I won't explain that to you. It's to funny watching you run around in circles chasing your tail.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Gees, did you hear that?

That was just Scouried hitting the floor. Is he dead?

I feel bad. He wasn't such a bad guy...now that he's dead.

I kind of like him, not really, not at all...now that he's dead.

"Long live Scouries...especially now that he's dead!"

I got dibs on his thread. I asked first.

 

[Darkniciad]

You're the only one who believes you, scouries

Ahh... I might come beat you over the head with a "million seller" tonight. Then again, I might have better things to do. You're still doing a fine job of making a fool out of yourself on just the data already provided.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Hi Scouries. I'm happy to report real numbers and not fantasy figures.

My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories, has some good news to report.

Her story, I Love You Mommy, the link to the story is below, has moved up from 250th place to now 210th place in only 3 weeks. She's jumped two places in just one day. Not bad, huh?

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Presently, she has more than 695,000 "real" hits. So based on Mr. Dark's numbers, my, I mean, her "real" 695,000 hits trumps and surpasses, by far, your fraudulent 2 million hits. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted of her progress up the list.

Have a nice day.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hi Scouries. I'm happy to report real numbers and not fantasy figures.

My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories, has some good news to report.

Her story, I Love You Mommy, the link to the story is below, has moved up from 250th place to now 210th place in only 3 weeks. She's jumped two places in just one day. Not bad, huh?

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Presently, she has more than 695,000 "real" hits. So based on Mr. Dark's numbers, my, I mean, her "real" 695,000 hits trumps and surpasses, by far, your fraudulent 2 million hits. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted of her progress up the list.

Have a nice day.

I thought you said you didn't like links! You fucker! Someday you will see that I'm right about alot of things. The fruits of my loins have created the best marketing person in the world. Mark my words. You make things easy for people, they fall for it.... I mean, they buy it...and like it!

 

[Darkniciad]

Well, let's roll out our first "million seller". I need a break from writing for a few minutes anyway.

Cherry-picked, you say? I made my first choice by the following criteria:

• Appears high on the most viewed toplist
• Appears high on the favorite author list
• Has roughly an equal number of stories to you

I suppose that if you want to call matching your fraudulent stats as closely as possible with an actual popular author, then yeah, this first one is cherry-picked

With that out of the way, let's look at another actual popular author who:

• Scores higher, despite your relentless 5-bombing of your own stories
• Has been here longer
• Writes in a broader range of categories
• Has won contests
• Has earned an Editor's Choice Award
• Is only one slot below you on the favorite author's list, despite your relentless creation of throwaway alts with no other purpose but to favorite your profile and stories

This author also has: Not one, not two, but five submissions with over one million hits.

In addition, those million hit stories appear in: Not one, not two, but three different categories.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/rg_million.htm

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/rg_million_01.png

Notice how this looks nothing like your bogus numbers, once again? And this author did it without putting quote marks around the title to make it the first thing anyone saw when viewing the category page ( prior to Manu programming away that semi-sleazy tactic you used on your two "masterpieces" )

Let's look at the percentage of average hits compared to the highest viewed story.

Result: 11%

Well, that's kind of low, isn't it? Still higher than you, though. But, just as we were fair to you by eliminating the outlying categories, let's do the same for this author. After all, he has stories in the novels and novellas category, which is a well-known views wasteland. It's worth noting that this author has 100k view stories in that category, though. Yet another mark of how a real popular author can overcome the prevailing trend.

Leaving only the categories where million+ stories have come from:

Result: 18%

Still a little low, but more than double your result under the same criteria. I'm not even going to bother averaging out the chaptered story bias on views ( of which this author has several, and which you'll find is high on the conditions usually leading to someone legitimately reaching the top of the favorite author list ) because this is more than sufficient to illustrate -- once again -- how your two "masterpieces" lie so far outside the norm, and reality.

You're not #1 in the favorite author list, despite signing up for hotmail accounts to create lit accounts that favorite you and your crap on a daily basis.

You're not #1 on the incest toplist -- not even a blip, actually -- despite relentlessly 5-bombing your own stories.

You're not the #1 viewed author ( this example has you beat by around 700k, which is higher than your average views ) despite pounding lit's servers with automated hit generation and taking advantage of the way the category pages used to display.

You're not #1 on the most favorited stories, despite throwaway alts favoriting them on a daily basis.

You're not #1 at anything but fraud and delusions of grandeur.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

210th place on the top 250 most read story list

Hi Scouries. I'm happy to report real numbers and not fantasy figures.

My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories, has some good news to report.

Her story, I Love You Mommy, the link to the story is below, has moved up from 250th place to now 210th place in only 3 weeks. She's jumped two places in just one day. Not bad, huh?

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Presently, she has more than 695,000 "real" hits. So based on Mr. Dark's numbers, my, I mean, her "real" 695,000 hits trumps and surpasses, by far, your fraudulent 2 million hits. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted of her progress up the list.

Have a nice day.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

I Love You Mommy is now #209 on the list of 250 most read stories.

209th place on the top 250 most read story list

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Hi Scouries. I'm happy to report real numbers and not fantasy figures.

My dearest friend, WmForrester, one of the greatest writers this site has ever known, even though she's only blessed us with 8 stories, has some good news to report.

Her story, I Love You Mommy, the link to the story is below, has moved up from 250th place to now 209th place in only 3 weeks. She's jumped two places in just one day. Not bad, huh?

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Presently, she has nearly 696,000 "real" hits. So based on Mr. Dark's numbers, my, I mean, her "real" 696,000 hits trumps and surpasses, by far, your fraudulent 2 million hits. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted of her progress up the list.

Have a nice day.

 

[scouries]

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