PSA: 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.'

[blunt_trauma]

we've already heard that like three million times before.
it's not funny,
it's not clever,
it is uber lame.

 

[English Lady]

Blimey, I thought you were coming out for a minute then!

 

[lustatopia]

I'm a lesbian in a man's body! Duh.

Alright. Alright. I said it. Go ahead nail me on the cross.

When I was a kid back in the late 1970's I had a job as a house painter with a mexican-american sheet-rocker who loved to use that line.

Yeah, I thought it was fucking clever. Like some sort of zen paradox, a way to submit a twist of sexual ambiguity into a world so violently straight that they would physically fuck you up for violating the sexually orthodoxy of the day. It was a first timid step couched in an ironic joke. It's hard to see from 2011, but it was a ray of hope in suburban Texas circa 1980.

I figured it was but a lost historical artifact by now, like a lot of shit that I know that you don't. But me stupid. Turns out it's a politically past-use-by-date internet meme. Whooops.

You win. Chaa ching!

 

[blunt_trauma]

you weren't even the first to use it in that thread!

it's a tired and tedious fossil.

 

[lustatopia]

Uh, speaking of tedious fossils....

you weren't even the first to use it in that thread!

it's a tired and tedious fossil.

Hey, Look, Lady-With-the-Dildo-Stuff-in-Her-Ass-While-in-the-Doggy-Position, I totally plead Guilty as charge. OK?

That said, it is a bit tedious to be lectured by someone with a dildo stuck up their ass about fossilized stereotypes. No?

 

[blunt_trauma]

Hey, Look, Lady-With-the-Dildo-Stuff-in-Her-Ass-While-in-the-Doggy-Position, I totally plead Guilty as charge. OK?

That said, it is a bit tedious to be lectured by someone with a dildo stuck up their ass about fossilized stereotypes. No?

i don't believe i've ever posted pis of that...
pics of most everything else, but never pics of that.
it doesn't really appeal.

ps. stop sulking.

 

[thefishfryer]

I have no opinion on the matter, but it's not a phrase I would use.

 

[blunt_trauma]

the only occasion where it's not naff, is when the man in question is wearing mascara and considering surgery.

 

[lustatopia]

i don't believe i've ever posted pis of that...
pics of most everything else, but never pics of that.
it doesn't really appeal.

ps. stop sulking.

OOOOOOkay, so that thing stuck in the ass of some woman in your icon isn't a dildo and that's not a tired and fossilized sexual stereotype but a strikingly original commentary on the state of modern gender identity! Gotcha.

Whatever, you're the Blunt Trauma....Hey, are you sure you aren't a failed punk rock group from the early 1980's? I mean like I think I saw you guys in Waco or was it Coonabarabran?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

But it's still okay for the Metrosexuals to scream in pastels that they are straight men trapped in gay men's sweater vests?




Right?

 

[vrosej10]

But it's still okay for the Metrosexuals to scream in pastels that they are straight men trapped in gay men's sweater vests?




Right?

Only just. It's a little dated. Now you just have your man cosmetic and try to look macho at the same time. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Only just. It's a little dated. Now you just have your man cosmetic and try to look macho at the same time. Didn't you get the memo?

I've been spraying myself from here to Kingdom Come and STILL there are no angels dropping from the sky!

Now I AXE you, should there not be some truth in advertising? Like my sweater?

 

[vrosej10]

I've been spraying myself from here to Kingdom Come and STILL there are no angels dropping from the sky!

Now I AXE you, should there not be some truth in advertising? Like my sweater?

If there was then diet pills would actually work, so would penis enlargement treatments and that guy who photographs Macca'a food wouldn't have a following of men with penis issues.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

So 2½ Men is still the only truthful thing on TV?

 

[chillywilly2]

gonna be another slow boring day in here eh

 

[vrosej10]

So 2½ Men is still the only truthful thing on TV?

TV is an alternate reality bearing a passing resemblance to this one; the rule over there don't apply here.

 

[lustatopia]

But it's still okay for the Metrosexuals to scream in pastels that they are straight men trapped in gay men's sweater vests?




Right?

Oh, No, another tired old fossil! Why just the other day I heard a Metro with a buttplug in his ass scream in pastels exactly those words to the sky cabby.

 

[Sean]

OOOOOOkay, so that thing stuck in the ass of some woman in your icon isn't a dildo and that's not a tired and fossilized sexual stereotype but a strikingly original commentary on the state of modern gender identity! Gotcha.

Whatever, you're the Blunt Trauma....Hey, are you sure you aren't a failed punk rock group from the early 1980's? I mean like I think I saw you guys in Waco or was it Coonabarabran?

I'm assuming icon=avatar? Maybe it's just me but I don't see any dildo.

 

[Saint Peter]

That is not a dildo. That is bean!

 

[rosco rathbone]

naff,

+10...

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

TV is an alternate reality bearing a passing resemblance to this one; the rule over there don't apply here.

Show me the difference between Charlie Harper, Charlie Waffles, and Charlie Sheen.

 

[chillywilly2]

That is not a dildo. That is bean!

fucking peckerwood

 

[bronzeage]

I know some men who look like a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

The difference is the lesbian they resemble, has an adorably cute little girlfriend who wears short skirts and shows a lot of cleavage. Everybody wishs she was theirs.

Real lesbians who look like they are trapped in a man's body have a cute girlfriend. Real men who are lesbians trapped in a man's body do not have any kind of girlfriend at all.

 

[Saint Peter]

fucking peckerwood

Looks like you are doing a wheelie.

http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/95E1CA79.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

Don't care about lesbians. What I want is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.