H'lo :)

[Bestroika]

New gal, already had rocks thrown at my head on the general board, thought I would stop in here as I've been advised and say hello.

I write, have written for a long, long time. I've already been reading some of the erotica stories posted on here, a bunch of talented folks, and thank God for it cause nothing sucks worse than sucky sex.

I look forward to meeting you all and making some new friends that share a love of the written word.

 

[GinaTina]

Hello.

I am familiar with said rocks. I tossed a few of my own right back, though.


Have fun, good luck and enjoy the show.

And yes, there are a lot of good stories on this site. It's my favorite erotic literature site, in fact.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello, and welcome to the Authors' Hangout. Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[Bestroika]

Hello.

I am familiar with said rocks. I tossed a few of my own right back, though.


Have fun, good luck and enjoy the show.

And yes, there are a lot of good stories on this site. It's my favorite erotic literature site, in fact.

I too have tossed back more than a few well aimed rocks at this point, I've never been anyone's doormat and I don't plan on starting now.

I appreciate the luck, am endeavoring to have the fun, and the show has been quite a ride thus far.

There are some great stories here, I'm impressed.

 

[Bestroika]

Hello, and welcome to the Authors' Hangout. Have you tried the biscotti?

Hello and thank you for the welcome. AND YAY, BISCOTTI!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

New gal, already had rocks thrown at my head on the general board, thought I would stop in here as I've been advised and say hello.

I write, have written for a long, long time. I've already been reading some of the erotica stories posted on here, a bunch of talented folks, and thank God for it cause nothing sucks worse than sucky sex.

I look forward to meeting you all and making some new friends that share a love of the written word.

Hi, Bestroika, and welcome to Lit. and the AH. This is a nice place to hang out when, as I am doing now, you want to avoid working. It's also a nice place to ask about writing, show pictures of children and grandchildren, gripe in general and argue politics.

Have you posted nude photos of yourself on this forum yet? Two poses, front and back, although you can keep your face covered if you want.

ETA: I would avoid the biscotti if I were you. It's very stale and not much good, unless you dunk it in coffee.

 

[Bestroika]

Hi, Bestroika, and welcome to Lit. and the AH. This is a nice place to hang out when, as I am doing now, you want to avoid working. It's also a nice place to ask about writing, show pictures of children and grandchildren, gripe in general and argue politics.

Have you posted nude photos of yourself on this forum yet? Two poses, front and back, although you can keep your face covered if you want.

ETA: I would avoid the biscotti if I were you. It's very stale and not much good, unless you dunk it in coffee.

Damn, and here I had my mouth all ready for some biscotti. *laughs* The coffee sounds like a lovely idea though, as I have a pot brewing now.

Thank you for the welcome, very much. I have found this a very pleasant place to hang out thus far, even though I have no work to avoid. Arguing politics, wow, now there is a subject. Let me say first off that I have no 'politics' at least if we are talking democrat or republican as I find them both to be useless. I may have just opened a large box of worms, we'll see. *laughs*

I wasn't aware of the two nude post minimum, damn, I left my purse in my other pants.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And if you do enjoy wondering, lolling, sprawling or perambulating around in the buff, consider yourself invited to The Naked Party thread. You'll love The Baths down the hall.

 

[1sickbastard]

Hi Bestroika, Welcome to the Author's Hangout. Post some of your stories. I would love to read them.

 

[MarlowBunny]

Nobody asked for my pictures! I detect a gender bias.

Anyway, welcome Bestroika. I have participated in the politics threads, but they are usually arguments between just two people. Like some others here, I love to converse about writing and improve my own meager attempts. Do show us your stories.

 

[Bestroika]

Ya'll are so nice, and thank you for all the warm welcomes. Since I am new, I'm not even sure where to begin on posting a story for you to view. I've submitted a couple for approval, but they are pending.

Would someone like to take me by the hand and explain how best to post something you'd like read?

 

[lovecraft68]

Ya'll are so nice, and thank you for all the warm welcomes. Since I am new, I'm not even sure where to begin on posting a story for you to view. I've submitted a couple for approval, but they are pending.

Would someone like to take me by the hand and explain how best to post something you'd like read?

Hi Bestroika welcome to the AH! To answer your question if you have already submitted and they are pending then within three days they should be posted and listed as one of the new stories for that day. It will also be listed under whichever category you are posting in. For us on the forum's to see your work a good idea is to paste the link to your lit home page in your signature so it can be seen whenever you post. (see my sig for example)
Good idea to stay away from the GB those are all the people who had their lunch money taken from them when they were kids and got a lot of swirlies and wedgies. They now all live in mom's basement and say nasty things over the internet until mom makes them go to sleep. Good luck with your stories here and hope you enjoy Lit.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nobody asked for my pictures! I detect a gender bias.

Anyway, welcome Bestroika. I have participated in the politics threads, but they are usually arguments between just two people. Like some others here, I love to converse about writing and improve my own meager attempts. Do show us your stories.

You know I notice you say that all the time. You must be very bitter. Tell you what post some pics and I'll.... um... well maybe I'll let the wife look at them and she can tell you what she thinks.

 

[Bestroika]

Hi Bestroika welcome to the AH! To answer your question if you have already submitted and they are pending then within three days they should be posted and listed as one of the new stories for that day. It will also be listed under whichever category you are posting in. For us on the forum's to see your work a good idea is to paste the link to your lit home page in your signature so it can be seen whenever you post. (see my sig for example)
Good idea to stay away from the GB those are all the people who had their lunch money taken from them when they were kids and got a lot of swirlies and wedgies. They now all live in mom's basement and say nasty things over the internet until mom makes them go to sleep. Good luck with your stories here and hope you enjoy Lit.

That means they should be posted sometime Monday, or Tuesday maybe based on when I submitted them. Thank you for the advice and I will post the links on my signature as soon as they become available.

I've met some nice folks on the GB, but mostly it felt like I was a morsel being tossed into the lions...the unhappy, castrated, unfed lions. LOL

Thank you for the luck love, I may need it, guess we'll see on that end.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ya'll are so nice, and thank you for all the warm welcomes. Since I am new, I'm not even sure where to begin on posting a story for you to view. I've submitted a couple for approval, but they are pending.

Would someone like to take me by the hand and explain how best to post something you'd like read?

How about posting a story illustrated by those nude photos that have been mentioned.

 

[Bestroika]

How about posting a story illustrated by those nude photos that have been mentioned.

You are the frog aren't you dearest? *grins*

And to explain what I am talking about, have you seen that photo of a heron trying to eat a frog, but the frog has its little webbed front feet wrapped around the heron's throat...refusing to be swallowed?

He didn't give up, and neither do you.

 

[SamScribble]

Hello Bestroika, and welcome.

I hope you have a good supply of those cookies over there on the dark side. You could get a few visitors from among the AH crew.

Sam

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, Bestroika. Nice to have you here.

 

[Bestroika]

Hello Bestroika, and welcome.

I hope you have a good supply of those cookies over there on the dark side. You could get a few visitors from among the AH crew.

Sam

I make them fresh daily Sam, never fear.

 

[Bestroika]

Welcome to the AH, Bestroika. Nice to have you here.

Why thank you dear, most appreciated

 

[frdrcnjohn]

I will look forward to seeing you here having fun

 

[MarlowBunny]

You know I notice you say that all the time. You must be very bitter. Tell you what post some pics and I'll.... um... well maybe I'll let the wife look at them and she can tell you what she thinks.

I don't recall ever commenting about posting pictures. Do you have me confused with somebody else?

 

[Bestroika]

I will look forward to seeing you here having fun

Hey FRJ, I shall endeavor to give it my best effort