Lit ladies, show us your curves...

[hobbit.]

OMG.. you know it.

Oh yes, thats why i gave up penetrative sex, just when it gets all goey TWANG goes the old hamstring and its all one can do to hop around the room in an attempt to stretch the cramp out whilst avoiding dripping semen onto the carpet. Not fun.

 

[Honey123]

Be my sashimi.

Sorry perg.. but I make sure I don't smell like fish.

 

[Honey123]

Oh yes, thats why i gave up penetrative sex, just when it gets all goey TWANG goes the old hamstring and its all one can do to hop around the room in an attempt to stretch the cramp out whilst avoiding dripping semen onto the carpet. Not fun.

no..not fun, but that visual I got, made me laugh out loud!

 

[hobbit.]

no..not fun, but that visual I got, made me laugh out loud!

That was the other reason why i gave up sex. very humbling when you think you have made the earth move for her and all she can do is piss herself laughing whilst you stumble around the room in agony trying to avoid getting cum on the walls and carpets.

 

[Honey123]

That was the other reason why i gave up sex. very humbling when you think you have made the earth move for her and all she can do is piss herself laughing whilst you stumble around the room in agony trying to avoid getting cum on the walls and carpets.

But rubbing it out is the best way to help it..

the cramp, I mean! lol

 

[hobbit.]

But rubbing it out is the best way to help it..

the cramp, I mean! lol

it hurts for days afterwards...
I also mean the cramp.

They never return my calls either.

 

[kotori]

no..not fun, but that visual I got, made me laugh out loud!

Oh would you stop being so adorable and gorgeous? When are we going to have lunch again?

 

[Honey123]

it hurts for days afterwards...
I also mean the cramp.

They never return my calls either.

the meanies!

 

[Honey123]

Oh would you stop being so adorable and gorgeous? When are we going to have lunch again?

totally hard to do.... the lunch I mean. kidding..

I know! we will.. I promise!

 

[hobbit.]

the meanies!

it is 'possibly' understanable.....

btw is your nail gloss 'Raspberry Sorbet' ? you have nice toes.

 

[kotori]

totally hard to do.... the lunch I mean. kidding..

I know! we will.. I promise!

My PM box is always open.

 

[Honey123]

it is 'possibly' understanable.....

btw is your nail gloss 'Raspberry Sorbet' ? you have nice toes.

Lady Luck/Dame Chance.. It was a cheapie.. Wet n' Wild..

thank you... I never thought about them before..my toes..not those meanies.

Why would it be understandable? Do you like the "Bad" girls?

 

[Honey123]

My PM box is always open.

Why you PM slut, you!

 

[hobbit.]

Lady Luck/Dame Chance.. It was a cheapie.. Wet n' Wild..

thank you... I never thought about them before..my toes..not those meanies.

Why would it be understandable? Do you like the "Bad" girls?

Nice toes. toes are nice to caress, suck, lick, nibble. well presented feet maketh the Lady.

Do I like meanies? no, they usually cant use a phone after their 'accident' which ensues soon after I get rid of my cramp.

 

[Honey123]

Nice toes. toes are nice to caress, suck, lick, nibble. well presented feet maketh the Lady.

Do I like meanies? no, they usually cant use a phone after their 'accident' which ensues soon after I get rid of my cramp.

What do you do...a Mike Tyson on them?

*Now.. that can be either, knocking out a tooth, or biting off their ear!

 

[English Lady]

I've not posted here for ages but I recently went on a dirty weekend and hubs took some photos. So I'll inflict one or more on you depending how lucky you are and how slutty I feel. *LOL*


http://www.victoriablisse.co.uk/share/1453548285sthprt.jpg

 

[Lorilei]

Holy.......EL curves!

 

[Peregrinator]

Sorry perg.. but I make sure I don't smell like fish.

I'm quite sure of it, my dear. I was thinking maybe eel.

I've not posted here for ages but I recently went on a dirty weekend and hubs took some photos. So I'll inflict one or more on you depending how lucky you are and how slutty I feel. *LOL*


http://www.victoriablisse.co.uk/share/1453548285sthprt.jpg

Nakey EL! Huzzah!

 

[English Lady]

Holy.......EL curves!

Nakey EL! Huzzah!

Aw, I'm blushing now! Thanks, both of you.

I especially like how English you went there with the Huzzah! Perg, very nice.

 

[Peregrinator]

Aw, I'm blushing now! Thanks, both of you.

I especially like how English you went there with the Huzzah! Perg, very nice.

Very good. Quite, yes.

 

[English Lady]

Very good. Quite, yes.

For the impressive English impression, here's another of me in my new bra, I especially like the dangly bit .


http://www.victoriablisse.co.uk/share/1257125050sthptboob.jpg

Now I'm off to bed. Night all!

 

[butters]

I've not posted here for ages but I recently went on a dirty weekend and hubs took some photos. So I'll inflict one or more on you depending how lucky you are and how slutty I feel. *LOL*

there's a saucy light in your eyes, madam. it suits you!

 

[butters]

steamed up curves

 

[EndCredits]

and this:

I don't think my skin is considered "milky"

I consider it sexy.

 

[Peregrinator]

steamed up curves

Oh, that's very steamy indeed.