The Weird Turn-On / Fetish Thread

[WastelandVoice]

Okay folks, we all know that some people out there among us have strange and unusual fetishes and turn-ons.

But sad to say if you're into bondage, incest, or roleplaying that is tragically common, at least on this board

So what are your likes, turn-ons, and just things that you're generally into that don't necesserily fall into the category of a true "fetish"?

Things that are a little more specific or even weird then you normally tend to see or hear about. Foot fetish? Might be a little odd but it's not uncommon. Ear fetish? Now that's something I rarely hear about.

I'll start it off - I really like Jewish girls. And it's not because of the stereotype that they give outstanding blowjobs and it's not because of the dark hair and eyes that are typically associated with the Jewish people. Although I've always been a fan of that as well!

Honestly? I kind of like the nose. I don't have a sexual interest in noses of any kind and I know plenty of guys who think the stereotypical "Jewish nose" is ugly - and plenty of Jewish girls who hate that it- there's a whole plastic sugery procedure done to correct the Jewish nose.

Honestly? I think it's kind of cute. I don't know what it is or why and I suppose if someone had a comically large, novelty sized nose it wouldn't do anything for me. But if you give me a cute Jewish girl with that nose I'm more apt to think she's sexy and cute than not.

So that's mine. What about yours?

 

[koalabear]

I like iggying people....

 

[WastelandVoice]

I am not familair with that term....

Oh.. you mean as in Iggy "Pop" ?

 

[Kitkat103]

I am not familair with that term....

Oh.. you mean as in Iggy "Pop" ?

It means adding annoying people to their ignore list.

 

[WastelandVoice]

Ah.... well, burn on who? Burn on me.

 

[Kitkat103]

My Fetish

Okay so I have never had the balls to share this until now but after seeing the ten million "straight man sucking cock " thread in the GLBT forum my kink seems normal. My fetish absorbs my entire life, it is the main reason why I have moved to suburbia.

It starts pretty simple. I go to Walmart and purchase atleast ten generic dolls (recession budget ) and a metal spoon that has "nom nom"

The key is to always go to walmart after I workout because there are less people around. I get home and I get excited for the next day.

So its 9:45am and the last school bus has driven down the block. I run across the street to the townhouse and break in using the edge of my nom nom spoon and a bent hair pin. The entire time I can feel my lower body accumulate sweat from the idea of getting caught. The thought of my neighbor returning home because she forgot her wallet makes my nipples sooo fucking hard.

I make my way in and head straight to the kitchen. The first thing I do is open the freezer and search for it. Digging past the frozen potatos and chicken legs I finally find it: Publix Sherbert! I place it in my grocery sac and get into my backpack. I grab one of the dolls and rip the head off. I tape the dolls head to the fridge by its hair and leave a NYC Post card in the fridge.

When my neighbors get home they open the freezer and find the post card. The note on the postcard was printed via an inkjet printer and only says "It's Budget Barbie, Bitch." That way I am never a suspect, Nicky Minaj is.

Do I feel bad? No, that bitch sucks and the more that I know her reputation is being sullied in my neighborhood the more aroused I get.

 

[Husker1987]

I get turned on every time I receive a really naughty PM from a certain Westboro member telling me all the naughty things he wants to do to me...
You so nasty

 

[Kitkat103]

I get turned on every time I receive a really naughty PM from a certain Westboro member telling me all the naughty things he wants to do to me...
You so nasty

I think that beats my fetish

 

[Husker1987]

"break in using the edge of my nom nom spoon and a bent hair pin"


Kat, you're the original MacFuckingGyver

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I like to take condoms fill them w/ water & freeze them to create an ice dildo.

 

[Kitkat103]

"break in using the edge of my nom nom spoon and a bent hair pin"


Kat, you're the original MacFuckingGyver

Yeah you cant get a lock break in kit past JFK so you have to be resourceful with what you have

 

[Kitkat103]

I like to take condoms fill them w/ water & freeze them to create an ice dildo.

I would think that it would freeze as a butt plug actually.

 

[WastelandVoice]

Sounds painful either way.

 

[Kitkat103]

You will get more results if you move this thread to the new fetish forum.

 

[lovecraft68]

You will get more results if you move this thread to the new fetish forum.

Okay not sure this qualifies as a fetish but. Women pouting. I don;t like young girls (meaning under 18) but to me there is nothing sexier than an older woman say 30's to 40's and preferably the professional type pouting and acting like a little girl (once again a late teenage girl not a 10 year old.) I also like a little whining and whimpering and sulking. It gets a little into D/s as I enjoy being called sir while they do it and some begging
"Oh please sir? haven;t I been good?" with the adorable little pout. It drives me wild.

 

[Fuckette]

crisp white shirt fetish

http://blog.doostang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/white-shirt.jpg

 

[Kitkat103]

http://blog.doostang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/white-shirt.jpg

Something so comforting about a crisp white shirt.

 

[Fuckette]

Something so comforting about a crisp white shirt.

Right, so fucking hot!

I also have a natural soap fetish.

 

[Kitkat103]

Right, so fucking hot!

I also have a natural soap fetish.

Oh boy I used to have one of those. I used to practically live at Whole Foods body shop. It was even to the point where I just started to make my own soap. Smelled soooo efffing good.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Tentacles.


Truly, absolutely wish I had at least a pair.


It would make my job so much easier and, of course, they could be put to so many other, wonderful uses.

 

[sunandshadow]

Men with long hair. I have great difficulty finding any men with short hair to be attractive (possible exception, if it is dyed a sexy color or nicely spiked). Drives me crazy that long hair on adult men has been out of fashion for a long time.

 

[Kitkat103]

Tentacles.


Truly, absolutely wish I had at least a pair.


It would make my job so much easier and, of course, they could be put to so many other, wonderful uses.

I have heard of people with a serious tentacle fetish.

 

[reachedme]

well I have a little problem with the title as I, myself don't think this is a weird fetish
I have always had a thing for older bolder big beautiful women that smoke
some might think it is but I don't we are all different which is what makes us great

 

[Fmature2play]

And I thought my ex was making it up. He used to want me to smoke for him when I teased him. Damn I wanted to think that was just another example of how weird he was.

 

[Emerald_Lilly]

Okay not sure this qualifies as a fetish but. Women pouting. I don;t like young girls (meaning under 18) but to me there is nothing sexier than an older woman say 30's to 40's and preferably the professional type pouting and acting like a little girl (once again a late teenage girl not a 10 year old.) I also like a little whining and whimpering and sulking. It gets a little into D/s as I enjoy being called sir while they do it and some begging
"Oh please sir? haven;t I been good?" with the adorable little pout. It drives me wild.

I understand this entirely lovecraft (though from the other side)! I like to be made to pout, whimper, whine, sulk, and beg.

And "i am a good girl, aren't i?" .. yum!