The internet is such fun!

[voluptuary_manque]

There's a Earth Day plot bunny somewhere in this one!

 

[PennLady]

There's a Earth Day plot bunny somewhere in this one!

Erotic horror earth day, maybe?

 

[Stella_Omega]

The side effects, though. So much worse than just a headache!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"The Kiss of the Spider (Research) Woman!", coming soon to a perv site near you!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/imagesqtbnANd9GcTsI5ex1AO0YuW7noxeQVLMLYRz-V7d7rLoolb3wGUXvvmsGRzNt1.jpg

 

[3113]

Apt that it's found on banana plantations...coincidence? I think not!

 

[estragon]

As Harry Belafonte Used to Sing

"A beautiful bunch of ripe banana (daylight come and me wanna go home)/Hide the deadly black tarantula (daylight come and me wanna go home)." But you can add priapism to withholding breathing and get a great BDSM story. How about the stevedores loading the bananas into the Caribbean interisland schooner, one gets bitten, Mistress on her yacht alongside brings him aboard for "treatment" and he gets the treatment, all right all right. All ya gotta do is write it.

 

[Dual_Triode]

I feel my "spidey sense" tingling. Again.

 

[vrosej10]

I'm not doing Earth Hour this year. My electric company has hit us with five eight hour blackouts to conduct upgrades in the last three months. That's cover for forty year right there.

 

[Guest]

volunteers needed?

Raises hand to be a volunteer for additional research....

 

[stephen55]

Raises hand to be a volunteer for additional research....

Not so fast, Findmeinnh. At the risk of ruining a perfectly good plot bunny, an exceptionally prolonged erection is not a good thing. In fiction it most certainly could be, hence the plot bunny, but in reality it's a real downer.

Priapism, an erection lasting for hours is a medical emergency. And no!! It isn't treated by a series of over sexed nurses!! (Sigh)

"I walked into the Emergency Room with my priapism and...twenty-seven nurses later...I was the only one left standing!!"


And now back to my public service announcement.

Potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases, the ischemia may result in gangrene, which could necessitate penis removal.


So yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And guess where they stick you with that needle to alleviate the problem...OUCH!

 

[stephen55]

And guess where they stick you with that needle to alleviate the problem...OUCH!

No pain, no gain...

 

[estragon]

When Enjoying Oneself

hours seem like minutes. When in pain or trouble, minutes seem like hours. So it is with erections. Let's say for this plot bunny that Mistress provides the antitoxin within safe limits, good Domme that she is. In the meantime Harry Stevedore chokes and pokes, and a good time is had by all.

 

[stephen55]

hours seem like minutes. When in pain or trouble, minutes seem like hours. So it is with erections. Let's say for this plot bunny that Mistress provides the antitoxin within safe limits, good Domme that she is. In the meantime Harry Stevedore chokes and pokes, and a good time is had by all.

Chapter two; Mistress invites all of her Southern Belle friends to the plantation for tea and poetry reading. Harry Stevedore is brought in, a spider bite ensues and all of the Southern Belles' sexual frustrations are Gone With the Wind.

 

[estragon]

Steve, That Was Unworthy of You

And anyway, I'm about to submit the story, and it's all your (collective) fault. Vote early, vote often.

 

[stephen55]

Steve, that was unworthy of you.

What...what??

 

[estragon]

The Pun, Old Boy

The Gone With the Wind pun. You can do better, I know you can.

 

[stephen55]

The Gone With the Wind pun. You can do better, I know you can.

Fair enough...

Chapter two; Mistress invites all of her Southern Belle friends to the plantation for tea and poetry reading. Harry Stevedore is brought in, a spider bite ensues and all of the Southern Belles' sexual frustrations are set to start hopping like a Cat on A Hot Tin Roof.

 

[estragon]

OK Guys, I Did It

Ch 1 of my new series "Mistress and Commander" posted today, and the spider strikes, with the anticipated results. As my man Mike Meyers said, "Throw me a bone here." Any feedback, bitte schon?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

As soon as we get a link . . .

 

[estragon]

Voluptuary, You Posted the Leading Link

As soon as we get a link . . .

So here is the link to my story. Feedback, please.

http://www.literotica.com/s/mistress-and-commander-ch-01

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I like it!

 

[estragon]

That Means So Much

I like it!

And I mean it!