NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

[stephen55]

It's over. God has been finally and forever knocked off. God is dead.

WASHINGTON—After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/19263/NASA-Achieves-Jump-R_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg

Astronauts prepare the Creator's body for its return to Earth.


So, no more theist versus atheist threads. Agnostics finally have the closure they were missing. There was a God, but thanks to good old American technology and a healthy dose of treachery, God is dead.

For more details, see...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/na...kill-god,19263/?utm_source=recentnews#enlarge

 

[SamScribble]

Probably an element of truth in this satire, Stephen.

 

[amicus]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN MOVED....because there is no smut and Stella tattled

 

[rgraham666]

Usually I find the Onion a rich source of topical satire. Not this time.

And I'm an agnostic.

 

[Bebeslut]

Stupid and not funny. The Onion is better than this.

 

[estragon]

God did Die

On the first Good Friday. So what else is new?

 

[TE999]

This is tasteless...even to my warped sense of humor.

 

[stephen55]

How many here think that God has a sense of humor?

 

[Stella_Omega]

How many here think that God has a sense of humor?

What god? Which god? Who gives a fuck?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How many here think that God has a sense of humor?

Humor is a divine attribute. Evil has none.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Humor is a divine attribute. Evil has none.

Humor is a human attribute.

Evil, and Good, and that quality you call "Divine" are also human attributes.

 

[estragon]

I Do

What god? Which god? Who gives a fuck?

And God does have a sense of humor, Stella. She even created you. And me. And that's a frigging giggle, isn't it?

 

[Stella_Omega]

And God does have a sense of humor, Stella. She even created you. And me. And that's a frigging giggle, isn't it?

If believing in a god makes you happy

 

[stephen55]

Okay.....maybe I should rephrase the question.

How many people here have a sense of humor?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How many people at The Onion have an adult sense of humor?

 

[stephen55]

How many people at The Onion have an adult sense of humor?

Quite a few, but you have to peal away a few layers to find it.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Okay.....maybe I should rephrase the question.

How many people here have a sense of humor?

You should rephrase it one more time;

How many people here think The Onion is funny?

 

[Black13]

Alright, fuck this whole pseudo-testimonial bitchslapping thread.

I thought it was funny, though hardly original. I preferred the link to the Regan-Eisenhower confusion article.

 

[squarejohn]

How many here think that God has a sense of humor?

God would say the same thing Mark Twain said.

 

[mynameisben]

God would say the same thing Mark Twain said.

"God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche, 1882

"Nietzsche is dead." - God, 1900

 

[stephen55]

"God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche, 1882

"Nietzsche is dead." - God, 1900

"God is dead." - NASA, 2011

 

[stephen55]

"God is dead." - NASA, 2011

"NASA is dead." - Pat Robertson, 2011

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

STELLA is our hall monitor.

 

[stephen55]

You should rephrase it one more time;

How many people here think The Onion is funny?

http://www.theonion.com/video/al-qaeda-attacks-internet-with-photo-of-adorable-p,19324/

Well, they do place America's internet security very high on their list.

 

[sr71plt]

I thought it was funny. I can suspend belief for something like this.