Things to do with a remote control egg

[lovebound]

I've been looking for a good one for a while and finally bought one last weekend. It's got 10 different vibrating speeds and variations and a range (it claims) of 30ft. Now having bought it I'm far too distracted by the idea of using it to come up with any really good situations - so let me pick your collectively cunning, frighteningly devious brains. Besides making grocery shopping and a visit to relatives waaay more interesting, what can we do with my new toy?

 

[midwestyankee]

I've been looking for a good one for a while and finally bought one last weekend. It's got 10 different vibrating speeds and variations and a range (it claims) of 30ft. Now having bought it I'm far too distracted by the idea of using it to come up with any really good situations - so let me pick your collectively cunning, frighteningly devious brains. Besides making grocery shopping and a visit to relatives waaay more interesting, what can we do with my new toy?

Give the remote control to another. Insert the egg.

Go to a quiet restaurant. Let your partner decide when, what type, and how much stimulation to give you. Expect that you may get hit with the dials all moved up to eleven when your server comes to the table to talk to you about your order. Expect that you will be quite convinced that diners across the dining room can hear the egg.

If he or she is feeling frisky, you may or not be allowed to climax. Or you may be allowed so long as you ask permission of the charming octogenarian at the second table over from the window.

 

[Netzach]

Insert egg. Apply loads and loads of restrictive bondage.

You have to make your way across a carpeted floor and touch a designated object with your nose. The egg goes on, until you make your way back across the room to your tormentor's feet. Whereupon the buzz is killed.

Play shuffle repeat.

 

[YourCaptor]

Put it in an egg carton and observe others be confused by it

Activate it while in public and extreme silence. Crank it up more and more, louder and louder.

Have sex with it in the other hole.

Give the remote to somebody, and tell them you can't figure out what the darn thing goes too.

Have someone turn it on every time you are about to fall asleep.

Tell the guy friend to buzz it every time he thinks about sex.

Try to have a serious conversation while a 3rd party fiddles with it.

Pick a word, watch the movie, take the shot and turn it up one.

 

[ImOnIt]

Roxaaaanne!

 

[neci]

mine was in my panties the minute i was outside of the shop.

 

[rekane]

Put it in an egg carton and observe others be confused by it

Activate it while in public and extreme silence. Crank it up more and more, louder and louder.

Have sex with it in the other hole.

Give the remote to somebody, and tell them you can't figure out what the darn thing goes too.

Have someone turn it on every time you are about to fall asleep.

Tell the guy friend to buzz it every time he thinks about sex.

Try to have a serious conversation while a 3rd party fiddles with it.

Pick a word, watch the movie, take the shot and turn it up one.

These are great suggestions!
*bookmarks page*

 

[lovebound]

Give the remote to somebody, and tell them you can't figure out what the darn thing goes too.

Pick a word, watch the movie, take the shot and turn it up one.

That'd make a really great party!

And suddenly I'm brainstorming.

 

[lovebound]

Give the remote control to another. Insert the egg.

Go to a quiet restaurant. Let your partner decide when, what type, and how much stimulation to give you. Expect that you may get hit with the dials all moved up to eleven when your server comes to the table to talk to you about your order. Expect that you will be quite convinced that diners across the dining room can hear the egg.

If he or she is feeling frisky, you may or not be allowed to climax. Or you may be allowed so long as you ask permission of the charming octogenarian at the second table over from the window.

I was thinking right along these lines actually!

 

[wicked woman]

Give the remote control to another. Insert the egg.

Go to a quiet restaurant. Let your partner decide when, what type, and how much stimulation to give you. Expect that you may get hit with the dials all moved up to eleven when your server comes to the table to talk to you about your order. Expect that you will be quite convinced that diners across the dining room can hear the egg.

If he or she is feeling frisky, you may or not be allowed to climax. Or you may be allowed so long as you ask permission of the charming octogenarian at the second table over from the window.

I was thinking right along these lines actually!

I can attest that this is great fun. Had me blushing all during dinner.

 

[Netzach]

Watch "shortbus" for how NOT to do it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Watch "shortbus" for how NOT to do it.

Now I'm trying to remember details from the movie. Which scene are you thinking of here?

 

[Netzach]

Now I'm trying to remember details from the movie. Which scene are you thinking of here?

when her BF forgets he has the remote and keeps setting it off and the remote vibe destroys her "moment" with the host of the club and she winds up beating it with a stick till it stops buzzing on the pavement

basically it's a very funny look at the things people do to spice up sex when communication and compatibility are the issues

 

[lovebound]

when her BF forgets he has the remote and keeps setting it off and the remote vibe destroys her "moment" with the host of the club and she winds up beating it with a stick till it stops buzzing on the pavement

basically it's a very funny look at the things people do to spice up sex when communication and compatibility are the issues

I haven't seen the movie, but forgetting that you have the remote is definitely not the thing to do in any of these situations...

 

[midwestyankee]

when her BF forgets he has the remote and keeps setting it off and the remote vibe destroys her "moment" with the host of the club and she winds up beating it with a stick till it stops buzzing on the pavement

basically it's a very funny look at the things people do to spice up sex when communication and compatibility are the issues

I think it's time to watch this one again. That's a brilliant scene.

 

[YourCaptor]

That'd make a really great party!

And suddenly I'm brainstorming.

But what if you got found out

 

[midwestyankee]

I haven't seen the movie, but forgetting that you have the remote is definitely not the thing to do in any of these situations...

I once drafted a short story about two couples out for dinner on a casual Saturday night. Both women are wearing remote-controlled eggs but the remote controls get switched between the men. Hilarity ensues; at least it did in my mind when I first conceived the sketch.

 

[lovebound]

I once drafted a short story about two couples out for dinner on a casual Saturday night. Both women are wearing remote-controlled eggs but the remote controls get switched between the men. Hilarity ensues; at least it did in my mind when I first conceived the sketch.

For some reason that made me think of A Midsummer Night's Dream...

Realistically the results would probably be about the same

 

[midwestyankee]

For some reason that made me think of A Midsummer Night's Dream...

Realistically the results would probably be about the same

In mine, one of the remote controls starts to open the trunks of police cruisers.

 

[Vixandra]

Insert egg, give remote to a partner and go to a theme park. Roller coaster + egg vibrations? Make sure remote holder has a wrist strap for it so it doesn't end up in the water below (why is there always water elements below roller coasters?)

 

[YourCaptor]

So do we get pictures or something?

We ain't cheap.

 

[lovebound]

Insert egg, give remote to a partner and go to a theme park. Roller coaster + egg vibrations? Make sure remote holder has a wrist strap for it so it doesn't end up in the water below (why is there always water elements below roller coasters?)

Because it's more fun if you fall off?

 

[lovebound]

So do we get pictures or something?

We ain't cheap.

Ok, here's one.




What? You asked for a picture.

 

[DVS]

I don't know if this has been suggested or not, or something similar, but this is something to do at a play party, if you go to those. Your significant other can give the remote to someone and it's your job to figure out who he gave it to. The whole time, he (or she) is messing with you, by pressing the buttons.

And it could go the other way, too. You set the remote on a table and tell everybody that there is a time limit on who is hooked up on the other end. The winner gets something special. The losers? they get something too, but not as special. What's special? That's up to the party goers.

 

[lovebound]

I don't know if this has been suggested or not, or something similar, but this is something to do at a play party, if you go to those. Your significant other can give the remote to someone and it's your job to figure out who he gave it to. The whole time, he (or she) is messing with you, by pressing the buttons.

And it could go the other way, too. You set the remote on a table and tell everybody that there is a time limit on who is hooked up on the other end. The winner gets something special. The losers? they get something too, but not as special. What's special? That's up to the party goers.

Those are good ones! I haven't been out playing yet, but I'll keep those on file.