marauding gay hordes drag thousands from marriages!

[silverwhisper]

a lovely skewering of the ridiculous social conservative conceit that gay marriage is some kind of threat to families, courtesy of the onion.

ed

 

[Eilan]

LMAO at "roving bands of homosexuals"!

 

[Quoll]

Run for your lives, teh gay are coming, teh gay are coming.
One if by man two if by dyke.
http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/02/sydneyagain_068.jpg​

 

[Eilan]

Marauding Gay Hordes would be a great name for a band.

 

[bailadora]

Run for your lives, teh gay are coming, teh gay are coming.
One if by man two if by dyke.
http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/02/sydneyagain_068.jpg​

- That's hilarious!

 

[qrayze]

lmao...I love the ONN








saw an advertisement on the page for an ONN stainless steel water bottle; it said on the bottle, "My other water bottle is 50,000 styrofoam cups", lol, awsomesauce

 

[NippleMuncher]

Run for your lives, teh gay are coming, teh gay are coming.
One if by man two if by dyke.

Isn't that supposed to be "one if by man, two if bi-she"?

 

[bobsgirl]

Isn't that supposed to be "one if by man, two if bi-she"?

Oh my. LOL

On a more serious note, the socially conservative notion that gay marriage threatens families strikes me as somewhat odd -- the fifty-plus percent divorce rate is far more of a threat to families.

 

[NippleMuncher]

On a more serious note, the socially conservative notion that gay marriage threatens families strikes me as somewhat odd -- the fifty-plus percent divorce rate is far more of a threat to families.

No kidding, like us "straight" folks are some sort shining example of stability and hope.

 

[Texguy84]

Saw a video a few years back arguing for the outlawing of marriage, because marriage was the leading cause of divorce (I mean, name one divorced couple who didn't get married beforehand!)

 

[silverwhisper]

bg quoth:
on a more serious note, the socially conservative notion that gay marriage threatens families strikes me as somewhat odd -- the fifty-plus percent divorce rate is far more of a threat to families.

precisely. these braindead fuckwits wanna wig out over a threat to "traditional values", why the hell aren't they protesting re: quickie marriages--or britney spears's 36 hour marriage from a few years back? that complete lack of fuss squarely points the bullseye of hypocrisy squarely on that stance.

texguy quoth:
saw a video a few years back arguing for the outlawing of marriage, because marriage was the leading cause of divorce

if you should remember enough keywords or can find the video, an update would be really welcome. :>

ed

 

[Quoll]

Isn't that supposed to be "one if by man, two if bi-she"?

Probably, or even "One if bi-man, two if bi-she", although they would tend to cancel each other out I think.

Truth be told I haven't ever heard of a group called "Bi-shes on Bikes" but I am familiar with "Dykes on Bikes", call me lazy.

 

[ArchLady03]

I loved the part at the end, "... and put on something nice." Leave it to the Onion lol

 

[Saucyminx]

I have a picture, of course I can't get the darn thing to load on here of a gay marriage support rally. One of the guys is holding a sign "If I can't have my own husband, I'll just steal yours."

Cracked me up no end

 

[NippleMuncher]

Truth be told I haven't ever heard of a group called "Bi-shes on Bikes" but I am familiar with "Dykes on Bikes", call me lazy.

Then there's the story of the boy with his finger in the dyke. Color me confused, because I didn't think dykes wanted boys to do that sort of thing.