Lancecastor
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Did you come up with the 20k yet?
Sorry, but you don't strike me as a worthy credit risk.
"Declined"
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Did you come up with the 20k yet?
Sorry, but you don't strike me as a worthy credit risk.
"Declined"
You were going to put it on a credit card? No wonder you're broke.
Sorry, I'm not buying what you're selling.
No shit, you're broke!
We've already established that you are the Wealthiest Man on Lit, so stop spinning your wheels and tell us more about your bleeding blowjob.
It's a very good...story, do share!
Pay to play... Cough up some money and I'll go out and have sex and tell you about it.
Your fixations on money and oral sex are not new to GB readers.
That's all you've got? I regret shining a little light on you, richard.
You're a translucent disappointment.
Are you one of those welfare people? If that's the case, should I wait until the first of the month to get some money from you?
You talk about "welfare people" a lot.
In your garbage can dilemna thread you said you live on a second floor in a welfare neighborhood backing on to an alley in a welfare neighborhood.
Yet you use the word "welfare" in other threads... like an insult.
If you actually owned welfare rental properties, the welfare recipients would be your tenants, the people who put bread on your table every month.
If you hate your source of income, well, that's going to be a problem for you.
If the truth is that you are a welfare recipient....or you mom raised you on welfare...that's okay, richard.
You send a lot of mixed emotions messages about status, money and forced oral sex.
Dick'er, that's the handle Lance. Dick'er Dailey
Can't get more Chicago than that.
Ishmael
Dick'er, that's the handle Lance. Dick'er Dailey
Can't get more Chicago than that.
Ishmael
He seems to think that unless you detail your "sex" on the GB, you haven't had any.
Which is interesting, because the "sex" he details doesn't have any ring of truth about it.
Maybe it's just because he's a poor writer...I'm trying to be generous here.
To his credit, he used to ask for help in the various stories/authors forums...but nobody would talk to him.
Same on Lit Personals...crickets, every time.
Maybe he should go back and ask again....if at first you don't succeed...
So, you're claiming that you have sex? Without paying for it, and with someone of-age?
I find that claim dubious.
It's outside your comprehension, so your confusion is understandable.
Well, to be fair, it's you... so yes, it's quite confusing.
Do you have any proof?
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You're asking for proof that I've had sex with a lady?
ahahahaha!
No lancie, try to keep up... A lady that was over 18, and that you didn't pay.
ahahahaha!
I take that as a "no" then.
Ah, here's the guy who can't get a blowjob to save his life, and even if he could, it wouldn't do him any good.
Hey ishmale!
proof ?
Luke has it. You should call him.
What's a blow job?
It's when ah... you ah... Lemme check the tape.
