So I was getting blowjob...

[richard_daily]

And my cock came out of her mouth, with blood ALL over it... I was a bit worried, needless to say, and a bit freaked out.

It took a good two minutes of washing my cock to realize that it wasn't coming from me!

So she kept spitting into the sink, and blood kept coming.

Ok, so we've got the source of the problem isolated...

Apparently, when I was shoving my fingers into her mouth, I somehow cut the roof of her mouth...

And I don't even have fingernails!

 

[Screname56]

fuck after washing my cock im gone running right to the docs office no fucking way blood on cock is major no no

 

[LilRedRottnHood]

I hate when that happens.

 

[richard_daily]

fuck after washing my cock im gone running right to the docs office no fucking way blood on cock is major no no

Already way ahead of you.

 

[OGME]

Richard, that's it. I'm never gonna suck your cock ever again....

 

[dg]

I would have immediately reached under my bed for my vampire tools to slay her. Fucking vampire bitches always tearing up my junk.

 

[Lancecastor]

And my cock came out of her mouth, with blood ALL over it... I was a bit worried, needless to say, and a bit freaked out.

It took a good two minutes of washing my cock to realize that it wasn't coming from me!

So she kept spitting into the sink, and blood kept coming.

Ok, so we've got the source of the problem isolated...

Apparently, when I was shoving my fingers into her mouth, I somehow cut the roof of her mouth...

And I don't even have fingernails!

Excellent Richard Daily true life story, just in time for VD.

 

[December]

dgreen was funny as hell. What ever happened to that guy?

 

[Lancecastor]

dgreen was funny as hell. What ever happened to that guy?

AIDS from posting next to Richard Daily.

 

[December]

AIDS from posting next to Richard Daily.

You need to get over your obsession with Dick Daily. It's fucking creepy and weird. What did he do to you, anyways?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

You need to get over your obsession with Dick Daily. It's fucking creepy and weird. What did he do to you, anyways?

Scraped the roof of his mouth...

 

[rosco rathbone]

So there I was, getting a blowjob, in the teeth of a monstrous typhoon...

the Cap'n ordered all hands on deck...

 

[Lancecastor]

I was getting a blowjob last night when suddenly my member was covered in Krugerands.

Turned out, I was fucking the Golden Goose up the ass!

 

[blunt_trauma]

You need to get over your obsession with Dick Daily. It's fucking creepy and weird. What did he do to you, anyways?

imported me for a week.
lance s me and just cannot get over it.

it's hard being this loved!

 

[richard_daily]

You need to get over your obsession with Dick Daily. It's fucking creepy and weird. What did he do to you, anyways?

I made fun of him... so bumping a thread about me getting a blowjob is his way of getting me to notice him, since he's generally so insignificant.

Like I said, I don't think I can hold his attention, since I'm not a 13 year old girl, but I do appreciate his interest.

 

[Lancecastor]

imported me for a week.
lance s me and just cannot get over it.

it's hard being this loved!

I'm over it.

But it took a lot of therapy.

I understand now....Richard Daily is a superior kinda guy!

Will he help other men become attractive to women?

Stay tuned....

 

[richard_daily]

I'm over it.

But it took a lot of therapy.

I understand now....Richard Daily is a superior kinda guy!

Will he help other men become attractive to women?

Stay tuned....

I think you're beyond help... but if you paypal me $10,000, I'll see what I can do.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I think you're beyond help... but if you paypal me $10,000, I'll see what I can do.

that's more than you paid me!
...i think. are we including gifts?

cheap bastard

 

[Lancecastor]

that's more than you paid me!
...i think. are we including gifts?

cheap bastard

He's always paid a grand an inch, half that for strap-on meat...

 

[richard_daily]

that's more than you paid me!
...i think. are we including gifts?

cheap bastard

That's the same amount! I have to recoup my losses (although I'd say it was a win/win, if you know what I mean)...

Seeing as I'm hurting for money so bad according to lancie. He can kill two birds with one stone, get help with the ladies, and get me back on my feet financially.

 

[richard_daily]

He's always paid a grand an inch, half that for strap-on meat...

If you want it in the butt, just say so. But it's going to have to be $20,000, and it's going to be a dildo.

 

[Lancecastor]

So what happened with the blood tests?

With all the one night stands you have, you must get tested weekly.

Aren't you worried about catching something?

You've been fucking 3-5 women a week since 2006 (according to you)...that's well over 700 women just since you've been on the GB.

 

[blunt_trauma]

That's the same amount! I have to recoup my losses (although I'd say it was a win/win, if you know what I mean)...

Seeing as I'm hurting for money so bad according to lancie. He can kill two birds with one stone, get help with the ladies, and get me back on my feet financially.

so you're saying that you want lance to pay for a week with me and not even get a handjob out of it? that's taking the piss. you'll have to blow him.

 

[richard_daily]

so you're saying that you want lance to pay for a week with me and not even get a handjob out of it? that's taking the piss. you'll have to blow him.

Correction; he'll get to blow me... It's worth the 20k. It will be the time of his life.

 

[December]

Like I said, I don't think I can hold his attention, since I'm not a 13 year old girl, but I do appreciate his interest.

I think you have his attention! At least for a few days.
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